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Posts That Were Thanked by Kafka

  1. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I always think of shit like this

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  2. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting The women on this forum have either been tricked into feminism or you know the truth about what feminism brings and you think making blatantly false posts will make you feel better about the way society operates.
    I've gotten some good laughs on here when the females try to convince the forum that men and women are equal when in fact they are very different, its quite amusing because I've seen this same scenario play out in life more than a few times. It all ends the same for those women.

    The reality is females absolutely do care if they are single and not married at 40. Who do weddings generally evolve around? Who talks about when they get married that this and this will happen at "my" wedding. Bitches these days are so openly narcissistic that its not even "our" wedding. I've heard well over a dozen bitches refer to a wedding as "theirs" and not "ours" so it's not a 1 time deal.

    Generally speaking, people that get married are white people with a positive culture (no nigger rap music and dressing like they shit their pants) good family values and want their children to have both parents in the household. Your nigger culture handbook reads to breed as much as possible with multiple men and don't ever get married so the government (us tax payers) will support you and your nigger kids for the rest of your life.

    If feminism confuses you just remember - decent men go for women that are young and good looking. Ask yourself if a 40 year old female is any of these. Ask a decent looking guy who he'd rather fuck, a 20 year old or a 40 year old.
    Your days of finding a decent quality man at 40 years old have sailed about 20 years ago.
    You might be able to snag a sucker but I'll assure you he's no lucky catch and every woman wants to be with a guy thats wanted by other women (especially her friends so she can brag)

    The only way a women can get any type of decent quality guy to commit to her when she is 40 is by being extremely wealthy and then its obvious shes being used for her resources.
    I have smashed on a few milfs when I was drunk but then never talked to them again. Us men will use old ladies for practice but I'd never be seen in public with some 40 year old that burns oil.

    I see older dudes with fine looking young chicks quite often in public and they both love it. How often do you see an old lady with an attractive younger guy looking like they both love the situation? Yeah that's what I was thinking too

    What are you going on about?
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  3. CandyRein Black Hole


    💕💕💕
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  4. A Tuskegee Airman [my neurobiological trilled kampala]
    do cats count? I did that to my cats
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  5. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'm fit as a fiddle. Healthy as a horse. Strong as an ox.

    Specifically, these ones:





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  6. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I am 4 feet tall and live in lovely home dug into hill, which is really quite cozy. My place is so cozy, in fact, that I rarely ever want to leave! Plus my feet are naturally large, leathery, and extremely hairy. What I am saying is: I don't really wear shoes.
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  7. King of Nonces Tuskegee Airman
    I think the other one started it tbh
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  8. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Basically, being born places you in the catch 22 of "mu" or... "not-mu". One can't be uncreated, so we can only either continue forever or cease to be. Unless you're suicidal, both are uniquely hellish prospects. You can try to paper this over in a lot of ways, but fundamentally the only solutions to this reality I can think of are "make peace with it" or "be very confident in your ability to remain sane over geological, cosmological timescales, and more importantly, do so without that confidence having been misplaced".
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  9. Bradley Florida Man
    Would you give me eyebrow advice if I upload a picture I want my life to improve and my eyebrows to be on fleek.
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  10. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Kafka Would anyone want to die like they did? They say it was painless and there was no time to process it.

    It certainly joined my list, right next to the dynamite helmet and shotgun-based "auto-firing squad" chair. The issue is finding somewhere deep enough and building something that can withstand pressure long enough for me to be instantly vaporized by the implosion.
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  11. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Uhhhh I guess some family members of mine come to mind. They moved to a completely foreign country all by themselves and leave behind their loved ones so they can make money and send it back home, ensuring their loved ones can benefit from it (their sacrifice and the income). I think that qualifies.
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  12. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    What if magic and spirits is like software like different operating systems or browsers and we just haven't "unlocked" or learned what a computer is yet so it's like you can think of a "system" of how an abstract idea could function but maybe this is energy or magnets or who knows, I also believe there are unknown unknowns. Things we don't know that we don't know.

    Forces that cannot be explained by any term of science or spirituality that go beyond our mortal understanding of reality
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  13. Meikai Heck This Schlong


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  14. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Kafka My skin wasn't like this this morning and has never been like this. Is it real? I can't trust my vision rn. Last night I had cold sweat and symptoms of heart attack/shock due to stress, so maybe it's that.


    if that don't cure Jig I don't know what will
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  15. Originally posted by Incessant Youre not really his target geographic so….



    demographic.

    shes not a mountain or a valley.

    how could people fail their native language this badly.
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  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    The bigger the bigot the smaller the peepee
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  17. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Scron desperately trying to get attention in a dead kids thread.

    Kafka, Michael and Scron

    mememememememmeme, iiiiiiiiii

    There's no way you're older than 25 and you're acting like an immature yet irrelevant person. Whoa.
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  18. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Oh wait…

    It just hit me, Bill Krozby is dead by his own tortured hand…I sent him a playstation 2 so that means I have a spiritual connection with him.

    CAN A NIGGER GET A FUCKING HUG OVER HERE?!?!?!?!

    This is your very own "retard moment."
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  19. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Find a safespace kid…life is tough…some dude you never met on the interwebs died because he was too weak to face the world without people accepting his purple hair and fagginess.

    Boo fucking hoo.

    MAN UP! or KYS

    I'm in no need of a safe space, I've been through a lot on my own and I'm still here. I don't think I'll be offing myself but who knows, I can always be wrong -- I'm only a person. And people can be wrong. Take you, for example. You think a 16 year old offing himself was "too weak" when all he needed was some reassurance that things aren't as bad as they seemed. You're just wrong. Plain wrong. You're not getting any "cool guy" points for playing this off so cool or rather heartlessly. People like you just need to shut up and not say a word when they've got nothing of value to say. Instead of a 16 year old offing himself, it should be bad people doing that. But sadly it's always the good ones that go down that road when it should be the scummy people who make light of such a situation that should do it.
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  20. Originally posted by Kafka despite being possessed.

    I am friends with shadows and demons, possession is only temporary and impossible to take over a person entirely with spiritual forces

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I cast voodoo hexes on people constantly
    When I take enough amphetamines I can be possessed by the Loa and they force my body to do impossible feats like standing on my head while balancing on a machete
    They are forces of chaos and calling upon their powers is risky to the body mind and soul

    You do it too lol constantly posting LINKS TO PICTURES FROM SUS SOURCES INSTEAD OF A FUCKING SCREENSHOT OF THE SCREEN, FUCK YOU GLOWNIGGERS I AIN'T CLICKING SHIT YOU AREN'T GONNA RAT MY MINECRAFT

    wariat does it too + instagram like wtf nigger you can't even read that site on PC, mobile only MUH IPAD FUYS

    I bet you are all in the same office trying to crack my minecraft right now
    unsuccessfully, for years. smh, your tax dollars hard at work

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