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Posts That Were Thanked by Kafka

  1. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Kafka Because I'm not a phoney.

    ok holden
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  2. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Haxxor It’s like Pavlov’s dog….make a post…Scron alt comments….

    this isn't an alt its my main
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  3. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    rape
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  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I'm sendin lala a dik pik .. call it a party favor
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  5. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    i fuckin had to stop reading because i was losing too many brain cells
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  6. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    introducting norcS
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  7. Originally posted by Speedy Parker You have no idea of how much eye bleach I've gone through trying to burn the image out of my minds eye. I even stuck a lit ciggarete in there, nothing…

    have you tried looking in a mirror ?
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  8. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    One of the hardest things to cope with is the morbid curiosity of other people. People with no direct involvement might be asking you (with pretend concern) about how you're coping, in the hope that you're going to let slip some titbit for them to gossip about. This is very distressing and you should have no hesitation telling them to get lost.
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  9. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
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  10. The Last Man

    - hanging on a hook on the wall
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  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I still want to do the podcast anyone who wants to lmk its just literally talking about bullshit for a while. I'll talk to fucking fona for an hour if I have to. I got clubhouse we just gotta make a date and time and possibly topics fuck you I'll do it by myself
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  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Civilian deaths are not good and war itself is not good but as an adult male you should understand that this is a trade off for better treatment and more life. Every country had a bloody history to achieve the little bit of peace they now enjoy.

    Inshallah Palestine will one day know the peace we take for granted 🇵🇸
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  13. Originally posted by Niggles I was blessed with his spirit though have fallen a few times that experience will never seem to dissipate to nothingness.

    I'm sorry for you. -Cheers and may a moment of reconciling come before its too late.

    the belief in religion is submission and forfeiture of ones free-will and self governance. the literal antithesis of the prime law of the universe
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  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I've recently become aware of some events to do with the alleged headquarters of &T walnut creek. There is actually a mental health facility facility closeby where a man named Joshua Van Buskirk was institutionalized then went on to molotov all of his groomsmen property while leaving joker cards and lubricant. Clearly this man was trained to "molotov everything" and is very autistic. There is almost no chance he didn't encounter a Mr. Hunter while in walnut creek.

    https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/East-Bay-man-nabbed-in-bizarre-arson-rampage-his-6738342.php

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/california-arson-suspect-targeted-his-groomsmen-police-say/


    I've also been given a top secret document called The Wozny Files which details a certain bay area man's pursuit of the Elusive Jeff Hunter through walnut creek. I'll share an excerpt here

    Everywhere I go I see your ghost.

    Everywhere I go I hear "hunter" and "totse." You are inside every orifice of mine. From the tip of my bald head to the Bunyans on my feet, you are in ever Fibre of my 480lb body.

    I'm used to moving in silence. Most of my rideshare passengers prefer it this way and it suits me just fine. My need to inform my passengers of important information may account for my one star rating but I stand by my methods. For this mission however I need a different approach.

    As I drive up and down the streets of walnut creek I find nothing but stares and awkward glances. They've all clearly been taught not to reveal any information on the Hunter. Several attempts at communication with thr public have been made, consisting of me driving up to persons, rolling down my window and asking if they know where Jeff is. Feigned confusion has been the reaction but I know I can find a chink in this towns armor. Their children.


    The children of walnut creek have the least amount of time being programmed not to reveal any information on their towns most important resident. I seek to exploit this weakness. I drive to a elementary school and find two boys of perhaps 10 standing outside. I approach with the confidence of a man who has done this sort of thing hundreds of times before.

    "Hi, boys Where's Jeff?" I ask

    The long sandy blonde haired one looks to his short and darker haired compatriot and stammers "ummm I think he's in school..ummm are you his dad?"

    A sly smile came to my face. "Yes I am his "Dad" I knew Jeff wouldn't be in such a low tier institution but his "school" for teaching men such as Van Buskirk was located closeby. "Take me to him"

    The dark haired one looked nervous. Clearly he knew the stakes. "We shouldn't get in sir"

    I looked in my car for an enticement, seeing only half empty packages of skittles and fudge rounds said "you can have some of my candy…not all but some." I stared intently at the boyish sandy blonde haired one in anticipation, wetting my lips with excitement.

    He responded "ummm…sir I'm not supposed to take candy-"

    "GET IN MY CAR" I yelled. I was not about to get out of my car and chase these two agile young temple disciples. Suddenly they took off running past my car through an alley and I floored my Toyota Matrix around thr corner. When I reached the other side of thr alley I watched the dark haired boy dissappear across the road to a park. The blonde was lying in the alley apparently having twisted his foot. I didn't want to have to do this but fluid situation required drastic measures

    I reluctantly opened the door and stood outside the vehicle I had not left in months. I reached under my severely reclined seat for the items I had prepared for this very situation: A 2 million volt taser and duct tape. I slowly approached the boy brandishing the duct tape as he looked up at me stricken in fear.

    "Looks like the hunter has become the hunted" I said Then Everything went black and I've only been able to surmise what happened next from newspaper reports
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  15. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    kafka hanging out with the space sheep



    A HIND D?1!!1
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  16. Send me a link when it’s up
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  17. I'll need to be careful not to piss behind the nightclub this weekend.
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  18. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by aldra have you at least dipped your toe in? set up a database, learned a programming language, anything like that? because if that's the first thing you're getting into you're probably going to find it difficult to understand and boring as shit

    I'm all new to this. I started with discrete mathematics and coding this semester and you're right, it's definitely difficult for me. I have no clue what to do. We are currently learning to code in Python and seeing everyone else knowing what to do makes me feel dumb but it's ok. I won't let it discourage me. Although coding class is optional to attend and it won't hold me back from going into the second year, I still plan on going to that class and just learn it. I actually don't find it boring at all, I rarely get bored - if ever. That's what being a NEET for nearly a decade has helped me with haha.
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  19. Lanny’s a scum bag like the rest of us
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  20. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Kafka OKay so what do you need to last in the hood if not friends?

    being real and not fake



    Originally posted by Kafka There was some black lives matter protest in Belfast and I don't see the point when there's so few black people here and they don't face the same kind of treatment as they do in America. I think those protesters were solely motivated by a need to feel connected with the world or something because N.I is nowhere.

    ya they did that here too but I think it was more in the spirit of solidarity not necessarily a geobraphic protest for specific things where these people are
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