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  1. #41
    blaster master victim of incest
  2. #42
    Originally posted by blaster master Eat it, silly.

    I know silly...but how

    Raw?
    Smothered in melted cheese?
    In a tasty beef stew?
    etc.

    What's your "go to" for broccoli.
  3. #43
    9/10 if I'm having broccoli it's mixed with Cauliflower and smothered in cheese sauce with red pepper flakes spread liberally for that extra 'bite'.
  4. #44
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What's the plan for the broccoli?

    There's only one good plan for broccoli.
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  5. #45
    blaster master victim of incest
  6. #46
    So similar to Lung alveoli.

  7. #47
    Originally posted by blaster master ill probably steam it and serve with butter, salt pepper and melted cheddar

    That's acceptable
  8. #48
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood this bitch can't cook a chicken but wants guys to beg for her nudes thats a yikes from me

    corn beef hash; corn beef, hashbrowns, egg, hot peppers on toast
    korean beef and rice; seasame oil, soy sauce, Gochujang, green pepper, rice
    home made mac and cheese
    eggs and toast with potatoes
    fusilli pasta with spicy tomato sauce, onion and italian sausage
    frozen stuffed chicken cutlets with a home made caesar salad
    casserole dish stuff; Frito pie, baked ziti

    thats just what i've been eating this week. If I don't feel like ordering something or can't think of anything else these are the main dishes I fall back on eating or if I am really in a bind just hotdogs/grilled cheese plus fries or something



    those are good idk about an entire week though. When I was single and lived alone I would get one of those and some cheese and veg and make quasadillas for a few nights

    I even had a press so those suckers turned out reeel nice


    The press never tastes as good as in a pan with butter
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  9. #49
    Originally posted by Incessant The press never tastes as good as in a pan with butter

    Clean up of those things is a bitch too. That's obviously a faked photo as there isn't a lick of greasy mess in sight.
  10. #50
    blaster master victim of incest
  11. #51
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Clean up of those things is a bitch too. That's obviously a faked photo as there isn't a lick of greasy mess in sight.

    Ya dude it's clearly a stock photo. It's not a fake photo just because it's not a photo of one someone bought. Smh.
  12. #52
    Originally posted by Incessant Ya dude it's clearly a stock photo. It's not a fake photo just because it's not a photo of one someone bought. Smh.

    As mentioned what makes it a fake photo is there isn't ANY mess at all...stock doesn't mean it's not fake, that's a plastic fucking insert in that thing, not an actual Quesadilla.
  13. #53
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by blaster master yeah ive never had one, but the only device like that id even consider would be the george foreman.

    Pretty much this but also no. There's a ninja air fryer grill combo thing that I want. I think. Or maybe an air fryer toaster oven because my toaster oven is going to shit the bed any day now.
  14. #54
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson As mentioned what makes it a fake photo is there isn't ANY mess at all…stock doesn't mean it's not fake, that's a plastic fucking insert in that thing, not an actual Quesadilla.

    I suppose. Fuck I'm only bother to comment on this because I don't want to work.
  15. #55
    Originally posted by blaster master yeah ive never had one, but the only device like that id even consider would be the george foreman.

    I had a Georgie Boy...got rid of it, I thought it made the meat drier than Technologist's vajeen.
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  16. #56
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I had a Georgie Boy…got rid of it, I thought it made the meat drier than Technologist's vajeen.

    You could've at least kept it around in case you ever needed to torture someone by putting their hands or feet into it.
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  17. #57
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Basic cooking skills isn't having cooking skills.

    Scrambled eggs doesn't qualify as cooking skills.
    Eggs Benedict probably does though.

    Having cooking skills means you can make delicious meals without the need to refer to a recipe. Any idiot can follow a recipe…not every idiot can make his own up…wait…



    Here's Jiggly Booty's signature dish:

  18. #58
    Originally posted by mmQ You could've at least kept it around in case you ever needed to torture someone by putting their hands or feet into it.

    Personal experience has shown plans like that tend to backfire and it's the self who ends up putting one's foot in it.
  19. #59
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Here's a generic chicken and rice recipe for you:

    Fill a roasting pan with 1/2 of an inch layer or so of rice (after spraying with Pam). Add packet of dry onion soup mix. Add can(s) of cream of soup(s) (chicken, mushroom, celery). Add spices/pepper to taste. Add water to get to soupy consistency. Stir all ingredients together and then submerge chicken pieces (whole cut up chicken, thighs, drumsticks or breasts, etc.) Bake at 350 degrees until chicken temperature reaches 165 degrees and the rice is cooked and no longer too soupy.

    Real good. Real easy. Leftovers, depending on size made.
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  20. #60
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Like freedom.

    cool so freedom = dogshit
    got it
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