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    Kafka sweaty
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Wtf are u talking about now? Your dead dads ghost wants to marry you or some shit?
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    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Wtf are u talking about now? Your dead dads ghost wants to marry you or some shit?

    kys
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  4. #4
    Kafka sweaty
    He said it was better for taxes
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Ghosts don't pay taxes. At least in USD (the only money that matters) they don't. Idk how shit works on ur little island
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Sounds like a well thought out proposition.

    Does he think you have a reverance for the institution of marriage? Does everyone in Ireland?

    I always thought it was funny how marriage proposals were always tied to emotional manipulation and high pressure situations. You try to get on someone's good side all day or wait until they're in a happy mood and then make them feel like if they say No all their happiness is going to leave. If you really love someone ask them to marry you while you're fighting and see if they believe in the relationship enough.
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    REAL MEN DECLARE THE WOMEN THEY WANT AS THEIR WIVES.

    UNILATERALLY.
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    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Sudo Sounds like a well thought out proposition.

    Does he think you have a reverance for the institution of marriage? Does everyone in Ireland?

    I always thought it was funny how marriage proposals were always tied to emotional manipulation and high pressure situations. You try to get on someone's good side all day or wait until they're in a happy mood and then make them feel like if they say No all their happiness is going to leave. If you really love someone ask them to marry you while you're fighting and see if they believe in the relationship enough.

    I really think he's just trying to escape the friendzone https://pastebin.com/u7akwL86
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Oh the old "marriage pact" trick.

    What word would u use to describe his intellect best, smart, cunning, intelligent, clever, manipulative or brainiac?
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Kafka I really think he's just trying to escape the friendzone https://pastebin.com/u7akwL86

    Sounds like you’re both pretty autistic. Y’all should go on that show love on the spectrum: leprechaun edition. It could be cute
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    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Sudo Oh the old "marriage pact" trick.

    What word would u use to describe his intellect best, smart, cunning, intelligent, clever, manipulative or brainiac?

    I haven't beaten him at chess so.
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka I haven't beaten him at chess so.

    Can I play him?
  13. #13
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Sudo Can I play him?

    I'm not gonna introduce anyone here to someone who has my PI.
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I was joking I'm out of practice but I'd like to get back into chess
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    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Lanny Sounds like you’re both pretty autistic. Y’all should go on that show love on the spectrum: leprechaun edition. It could be cute

    He’s a psycho that wants to slowly kill me and I have a trauma bond because he’s never left me or made me feel like a weirdo.
  16. #16
    A lot of this just seems like super shitty fiction.
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  17. #17
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence A lot of this just seems like super shitty fiction.

    Nope
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny REAL MEN DECLARE THE WOMEN THEY WANT AS THEIR WIVES.

    UNILATERALLY.

    Real men own cars
  19. #19
    how old are you maybe its time to settle down before you past your prime
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    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Kafka you play chess?

    I was meaning to play a few members from here.
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