Posts by Kafka

1. 2023-09-07 at 6:53 AM UTC in Sophie's P.I
   Kafka sweaty

   Originally posted by Bradley I also have retained Sophie's PI and have run him through a server five or six times in the last month or two, basically when I see him mentioned on here and I am bored.
   
   There are a variety of reasons why he is not appearing in jail or in the obituaries:
   
   1- He hasn't been found and isn't reported missing.
   2- He did something super naughty (I couldn't imagine what.) and is snitching.
   3- European privacy laws allow for a death (especially suicide, accident, or premature death to a young person in their 30s) to NOT be reported in the paper or online.
   4- I spelled his name wrong.
   
   So yeah one of those possibilities.

   
   Keep trying to be relevant.
2. 2023-09-07 at 6:13 AM UTC in Sophie's P.I
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   I wonder why I never see it. Only see Irish ones or union jacks.
3. 2023-09-07 at 6:12 AM UTC in Sophie's P.I
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   I just googled the northern ireland flag, didn't know what that was either. Sometimes I forget I live here.
4. 2023-09-07 at 6:09 AM UTC in Sophie's P.I
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   I only found out recently that the orange order here is to celebrate William of Orange. It took me a long time to connect the Dutch royal family to the protestant hooligans here.
5. 2023-09-07 at 5:54 AM UTC in Sophie's P.I
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   Anyway I've decided not to leak anymore of his P.I because I need the leverage for him to bring me Bradley's head.
6. 2023-09-07 at 5:51 AM UTC in Sophie's P.I
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   Tbh everyone says that about me irl, that I seem far away. My thoughts don't show on my face.
7. 2023-09-07 at 5:47 AM UTC in Sophie's P.I
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   Spooky.
   
   
8. 2023-09-07 at 5:45 AM UTC in Sophie's P.I
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   It was a bit creepy there. In the Rijksmuseum there were all these paintings and the people looked strange in them, it felt like I was in wonderland or something, imagining that people really looked like that. There were also so many unattractive people I couldn't believe it, the blacks and Asians looked more attractive to me but maybe it's just because I'm not used to seeing Dutch people. Everyone also looked as if they were in a trance, the atmosphere was too chill and it felt like everyone had a lobotomy or something but maybe it was just that I knew I couldn't communicate with them or people look more stressed/alert in the UK.
9. 2023-09-07 at 3:45 AM UTC in Who thinks Lanny should check...
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   I told Sophie he can be spared from my wrath if he brings me your head btw.
10. 2023-09-07 at 3:45 AM UTC in Who thinks Lanny should check...
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    Can you fuck off Bradley we never cammed and I never spoke to you.
11. 2023-09-07 at 2:52 AM UTC in Sophie's P.I
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    Also I'm known for acting earlier than expected once something has taken root in my mind.
12. 2023-09-07 at 2:11 AM UTC in Sophie's P.I
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    Last known location: Hoogvliet
    
    I will leak more every day unless he comes out of the shadows or Lanny tells us if he's alive or dead, but what I leak tomorrow will be enough for him to end up in jail.
13. 2023-09-05 at 3:38 AM UTC in Who thinks Lanny should check...
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    3PM UK time I'll leak it.
14. 2023-09-05 at 3:29 AM UTC in Who thinks Lanny should check...
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    For revenge measures, I'm going to leak everything I found out about him before I kill myself today.
    
    
15. 2023-09-05 at 3:26 AM UTC in Who thinks Lanny should check...
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    Originally posted by Lanny Kafka, you may not understand how this works but blackmailing dudes with dick pics in no way motivates me to violate the privacy of the decent posters you’ve driven off.

    
    You think he's alive? It's not like you'd be reading the messages, and if you are hiding the truth from us you're another scumbag.
16. 2023-09-05 at 2:05 AM UTC in Who thinks Lanny should check...
    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by aldra I thought you were sure he was dead anyway

    
    You wouldn't understand.
17. 2023-09-05 at 1:52 AM UTC in The official horror thread
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18. 2023-09-05 at 1:32 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by Chios Honey I dont trust women. It's in their nature. I'm not a misogynist nor a womanizer. I just don't trust women. and most guys in the past generation have become effeminate compared to generations prior. so young males under 25-30 aren't any more trustworthy. they're cunts.

    
    Can you stop talking to me?
19. 2023-09-05 at 1:03 AM UTC in Who thinks Lanny should check...
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    Whether or not Sophie has opened any of his messages since his disappearance?
20. 2023-09-04 at 11:36 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by Chios Honey Get back in your gimp box I set up in the kitchen, Bitch. We're going to end "Woman Empowerment" once and for all.

    
    Rudeness and misogyny both stem from fear.