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Sophie's P.I

  1. #1
    Kafka sweaty
    Last known location: Hoogvliet

    I will leak more every day unless he comes out of the shadows or Lanny tells us if he's alive or dead, but what I leak tomorrow will be enough for him to end up in jail.
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  2. #2
    Kafka sweaty
    Also I'm known for acting earlier than expected once something has taken root in my mind.
  3. #3
    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    fucking dude is from the Holland area? or Netherland?
    thats a creepy country. Fuck them dutch people. I bet he had nasty body odor
  4. #4
    Kafka sweaty
    It was a bit creepy there. In the Rijksmuseum there were all these paintings and the people looked strange in them, it felt like I was in wonderland or something, imagining that people really looked like that. There were also so many unattractive people I couldn't believe it, the blacks and Asians looked more attractive to me but maybe it's just because I'm not used to seeing Dutch people. Everyone also looked as if they were in a trance, the atmosphere was too chill and it felt like everyone had a lobotomy or something but maybe it was just that I knew I couldn't communicate with them or people look more stressed/alert in the UK.
  5. #5
    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka It was a bit creepy there. In the Rijksmuseum there were all these paintings and the people looked strange in them, it felt like I was in wonderland or something, imagining that people really looked like that. There were also so many unattractive people I couldn't believe it, the blacks and Asians looked more attractive to me but maybe it's just because I'm not used to seeing Dutch people. Everyone also looked as if they were in a trance, the atmosphere was too chill and it felt like everyone had a lobotomy or something but maybe it was just that I knew I couldn't communicate with them or people look more stressed/alert in the UK.

    did you take photos with your iphone or whatever smart device you have? I think the word is called Uncanny Valley.
  6. #6
    Kafka sweaty
    Spooky.

  7. #7
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I have his p.i. which he trusted me with. you don't have anything. you are a LIE. a den of sin. that's why you had to personally message me asking for it. WITCH LADY ! BURN!!!!
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  8. #8
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    is that peewee herman
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  9. #9
    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Spooky.


    They're Lizerd people who have been running the show for centuries
  10. #10
    Kafka sweaty
    Tbh everyone says that about me irl, that I seem far away. My thoughts don't show on my face.
  11. #11
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    wozny kafka and wariat in a room together
  12. #12
    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Tbh everyone says that about me irl, that I seem far away. My thoughts don't show on my face.

    Do you have nice tits? Flash them whenever they say stupid shit. or flip it and Just confuse the living fuck out of their minds. play the leftist game of saying random inane shit. scream "NO I WONT SHOW YOU MY BREAST YOU FUCKING PSYCHOTIC PERV" in public and scream for a police and yell Rape
  13. #13
    Kafka sweaty
    Anyway I've decided not to leak anymore of his P.I because I need the leverage for him to bring me Bradley's head.
  14. #14
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ wozny kafka and wariat in a room together

    the room is a space rocket with no re-entry capability
  15. #15
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Chios Honey fucking dude is from the Holland area? or Netherland?
    thats a creepy country. Fuck them dutch people. I bet he had nasty body odor

    The closet you been to anyone Dutch would either be as a customer at paint store or coffee shop.



    Most Of The Time They're Sittin' And Cryin' At Home
    One Of These Days They Know They Gotta Get Goin'
    Out Of The Door And Down To The Street All Alone
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  16. #16
    Kafka sweaty
    I only found out recently that the orange order here is to celebrate William of Orange. It took me a long time to connect the Dutch royal family to the protestant hooligans here.
  17. #17
    Kafka sweaty
    I just googled the northern ireland flag, didn't know what that was either. Sometimes I forget I live here.
  18. #18
    Kafka sweaty
    I wonder why I never see it. Only see Irish ones or union jacks.
  19. #19
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "my grandma just died. I need some emotional support"

    *BLOCKED AND UNFRIENDED*
  20. #20
    Bradley Florida Man
    I also have retained Sophie's PI and have run him through a server five or six times in the last month or two, basically when I see him mentioned on here and I am bored.

    There are a variety of reasons why he is not appearing in jail or in the obituaries:

    1- He hasn't been found and isn't reported missing.
    2- He did something super naughty (I couldn't imagine what.) and is snitching.
    3- European privacy laws allow for a death (especially suicide, accident, or premature death to a young person in their 30s) to NOT be reported in the paper or online.
    4- I spelled his name wrong.

    So yeah one of those possibilities.
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