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Posts by troon

  1. troon African Astronaut
    he makes a compelling case, and looks just like the kind of person who understands these things.
  2. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson there's easier ways for her to break up with me than raping a nigger.

    that's an understatement - don't you offer them complimentary houses when they fuck off?
  3. troon African Astronaut
    you could operate a sort of 'his n hers' rape outfit.
  4. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I wash my hands so often I literally have to wear stockings and pink cotton panties because it turns me on.
  5. troon African Astronaut
    How the fuck would they do that? I'm like 6' and athletic, she's about 5'5 and not. I'd have my dick up her ass before she got that anywhere near me.
  6. troon African Astronaut
    pagination's a cunt, huh?
  7. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? They show you

    "do you still have the strap-on handy?"
  8. troon African Astronaut
    you should also find ways to take advantage of her, since she clearly enjoys it.
  9. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump
    Still recovering from last night.

    it'd have made a more interesting statement if you'd just shit on the table.
  10. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I’m gonna have to say goodbye to my only female friend

    use a cast-iron skillet, and just say it fell from a high shelf
  11. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster i wanna try yorkshire pudding, never had it

    sounds like it'd be nice with custard
  12. troon African Astronaut
    "weeping big black nigger who can't sit down, or it never happened"
  13. troon African Astronaut
    it's the 'haha' that's the red flag. a bit too much cuck
  14. troon African Astronaut
    i'm shit scared of every last one of you.

    except lanny. he seems kind, smart, and sweet.

    i'd run trembling to lanny for protection, but he'd just slap me down for his amusement, over and over, as i'd desperately and hopelessly beg for his love and protection.

    or that might have been my stepdad on my 5th birthday
  15. troon African Astronaut
    fab you lus
  16. troon African Astronaut
    Send any amount to 1BrndSLRhtKNngkdXEe7bR76b53LETtpyT and I'll double it, guaranteed!
  17. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Jerking off way too much these days, I think it is a signal that depression is kicking in.

    Who are you, Master John Bates (inventor of masterjohnbating)?
  18. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I feel weird, since I got here I’ve been suddenly aware of peoples energies and their attempts to drain mine. That’s how I feel now, like I’m being drained.

    I'm draining your energy via wifi. If you use a wired connection, then I can only drain your energy while your fingers are in contact with the keyboard. I am 'one of them', and I only do what I do out of necessity.
  19. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster would a pedicure place let me get one as a man?

    do you intend masturbating at the same time?
  20. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lodger Free This place has gone to shit.

    you won't find your youth, no matter how hard you search
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