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  1. troon African Astronaut
    it's just code for "we don't want to increase production"
  2. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley r u in Florida by chance?

    r u doxxing me by chance?
  3. troon African Astronaut
    he's a handsome man. and he's challenging me. i feel intimidated. also somewhat aroused.
  4. troon African Astronaut
    even zero hedge is better substantiated than that
  5. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Nowadays kids grow up watching hardcore painal porn and Mexican cartel beheading videos. A little irl swordfighting isn't going to bother them zoomer bastards

    and behearting videos. is that a word? we don't even have language to accommodate the barbarity of beaners
  6. troon African Astronaut
    Gonna work through the phone book. Is there still such a thing?

    "hello, can I speak to John please? ... Oh right, John Cummings? ... Good, right I got a question, don't be offended but..."
  7. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Try it out.

    okay then. when I do I'm going to say "Who are you, John Cumming in my mouth (inventor of cumming in my mouth)?"
  8. troon African Astronaut
    white boi looks chunkier than the rest, I call steroids
  9. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost sorry but I DONT SEE COLOR *raises nose smugly*

    do you see fuzzy hair and wide noses?
  10. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny fucking jéws wont even let me do that.

    yeah "sign up to confirm your age", like filling out a registration form is going to thwart the efforts of your average 12yo kid.

    this is the sort of thing that gives j'ews the reputation of being disingenuous.
  11. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Being pretty cool at sucking dicks is a challenge itself.

    i've never sucked a dick. is this something i should try before i die? I sometimes think it might be horny to wank off while sucking dick, but there are never any dicks nearby at the time.
  12. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Being a professional creative has far more to do with systematic and consistent artistic output than anything else. It requires a lot of hard work, discipline and professional savvy. If you're making a living at a creative field, you're probably pretty cool.

    it usually just requires the ability to copy ideas and make derivative works. most of the truly creative people are not professional.
  13. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor nice my granpa basically did this with boards and he built his house that way also he worked at GM out at the PLANT and he wood take home cadillac parts in his lunch box 1-piece at a time and he BUILT A 56 59 61 chevy yabba dabba DOOOOO

  14. troon African Astronaut
    'free thinker'
  15. troon African Astronaut
    buy a bottle of vape juice. when you get a craving, put a dot of the stuff on your finger and suck it. the nicotine will absorb in your mouth and take the craving away.

    cheaper than patches, and gives an instant hit that you crave at that moment, a bit like a cig
  16. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost Sounds like a bradley B alternative to me.

    I don't know enough about bradleys to differentiate by initial. it doesn't matter, i don't have enough edge to even be an alt in this place. the strongest stuff i've done is caffeine and have unironically asked the question "do you think it's too late to have another cup of tea".

    now are you going to lick my hairy arse or not? i'm not waxing it, it's offered as-is
  17. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost I'll 86 your ass

    you can lick my hairy ass
  18. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra I think he's implying kafka was one of his alts

    thanks. now my rant seems pointless as well as ridiculous.

    i still hate fucking plurals.

    i wonder if any of the pics were real. his legs were okay for a bloke's
  19. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost kafka turned out to be a plural

    what the fuck is that? was there another word for it in the less fucking insane past?

    or is it just what self-absorbed cunts come up with when they reach 100% indulgent?

    fucking plural shit
  20. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost normal happy healthy folx

    lol
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