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Posts by troon

  1. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley

    I wonder if Harriet was relieved or offended?
  2. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker A woman who can't cook is almost as useless as a man who can't cook.

    Just the facts ma'am…

    but a woman who can't cook can look attractive enough to make a man want to cook for them both.

    indirect usefulness.

    just the facts sir
  3. troon African Astronaut
    my world smells of fine perfume and pussy juice
  4. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Your type thinks the whole world stinks. All you need to do is wash your upper lip.

    simp for your grifter my nigger, all the same to me.
  5. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley this is kinda lulzy

    the guy took the name "Kayla LeMieux" from a woman who reported a school shooter to CPS, because the kid was being neglected when he was 8 or 9. so i guess he's trying to say he's protecting the kids. By wearing huge fake tits and a horrific wig, what other way is there?

    i don't think the TempleOS reference was anything to do with sugar-tits though.
  6. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost The americans thought the same thing until they had to use the most powerful weapon known to all life to defeat them

    they didn't have to. their sweaty cocks were fucking itching to blast their big weapon all over the japs. it was ego. like having a gigantamax when you're playing some smug cunt and want to kick his ass. vengeful ego on a war-crime scale.
  7. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost back in my day if you didn't have a drink of whiskey with your boss after work you would not be considered a man

    imagine being so fucking lonely you have to shame your employees to drink with you.
  8. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I don’t know if I want this


    no, it's fucking horrible. it has no redeeming features whatsoever.
  9. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I get laid more often than you and I don't have to resort to fucking some guys hairy ass the way you do.

    bradley's quite a good looking guy, and you'd probably be surprised how many women get triggered to fuck hopeless alcoholic degenerates, i don't know why, maybe their nurturing instinct kicks in, but whatever it is these sort of guys get laid.
  10. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Got it. Your jealous because he doesn't get his head kicked in when he expresses himself the way you do.

    You missed it, many such cases. Expecting payment for dumbass opinions is a fucking joke that wears thin quick.
  11. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So he should just do it for free?

    lol they're just opinions. if i sat with a cap out at the pub and passed it round for donations every time i talked shit, i'd get laughed at for a while, but would have my head kicked in by the end of the night.
  12. troon African Astronaut
    i have no vitriol on this occasion.
  13. troon African Astronaut
    bradley's smart and you're a retard ghost. i expected more of you. i don't even have an alt myself.
  14. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny this is what art looks like


    it's honestly really good. is this your design vinny, or did you steal it? be honest
  15. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by STER0S as long as he's collecting them youtube bucks he's still apart of the problem

    grifting their opinions for bucks like buskers singing for retards with patreons
  16. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker In my 20s I drove a lot of beaters. If you were smart you could pick up a running car for $50 or so back then. I had bought a 1971 Pontiac Bonneville for exactly $50 several months before.

    One fine summer day I'm driving through town with is about 6 miles from edge to center with lights every city sized block. It's about 3:30/4:00 with heavy traffic in both west bound lanes. As I'm waiting at the 1st light on the edg3 of town this guy in his early 40s zips up beside me in an early 70s Stingray Vette. He races of when the light goes green. Now this is the part where I should mention there were no pads left on my front disc brakes. I was metal to metal and had to down shift and use the ebrake for each stop to slow that land yacht. So naturally I didn't accelerate fast in those conditions. At the next light I pulled up and stopped beside him. This continued light after light all the way to downtown.

    The long and short of is this. 6 miles later, at the light in the center of town I pulled up right to the left of him. As I've said it was amfine day and his Stingray was a convertible wi5h the top down. As I came to a complete stop I looked at him smiled as I said, "Nice ride man"! He smiled back and said, "Thanks man". To which I replied, "One thing I noticed about though". He said with a look of concern, "Oh, what's that"? "It didn't get downtown any quicker than this piece of crap I'm driving", I replied.

    At that point he realized a young 20s something kid had just been driving smarter than him for the last six miles. "You know what kid? Your right" he said as he slowly pulled away from the light as it turned green.

    good people of NIS, what actually happened is the stingray pulled out impatiently and left him for dust, the driver looking smug and feeling superior in every way, and that was that.

    over the years, sparker has daydreamed his cope to the wholesome pile of shit written above.
  17. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Where I'm from, it would seem the goal is to be the first one to get the next red light. Race me to the same spot we're both gonna be stopped at!

    right, in a car you just get to the obstacles quicker. on a bike you just fit through the gaps. it's almost like there's no other traffic on the road.
  18. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you can see smell ?

    and you can't?


  19. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ People who have worked hard to get where they are tend to dislike it when people who have put in far less effort seem to be happy and carefree.

    a lot of people are just miserable cunts. like if a cyclist beats the lights using the crosswalk and they're all fucking bitching about it, or a biker's f1ltering between slow moving traffic, like i've had people try to block my way before.

    all because someone's gonna get home before they do.
  20. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I’m more scared of squishing it in my sleep or something. I won’t sleep

    you're shit scared of a cute little spider, but you're scared it'll haunt you if you kill it

    it won't come anywhere near you, it's not a loser like mik
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