2021-09-30 at 12:12 AM UTC
a skanky trailer trash home where the only joy in life comes from sex
2021-09-30 at 1:08 PM UTC
Greggs bakery reintroducing the deep dish meat and potato pie.
2021-09-30 at 1:30 PM UTC
I was outraged last time I went to England and went in a Greggs "2 of your fine Deep Dish Meat and Potato Pies my good woman"...I said.
"eh we stopped selling those about 18 months ago, you can have a meat and potato pasty though"
"FUCK YOUR STUPID PASTY!"
2022-01-02 at 2:07 AM UTC
Finding a soft asian kid that's like <25 years old and dresses up like Link & Zelda and calls me Ganandorf and helps me get the master sword and role plays being a feminized geisha twink guy but also will help me go fishing and poach animals in the woods and yells at his family members in chink talk and teaches me how to barely say key phrases which i say incorrectly into my own slang
and never stop boofing him up with semen and crystal methamphetamene and nintendo stuff
o and small hands for my large back to be rubbed with and my large white penis to be rubbed off with
or just a gay dude that's korean and supple orlike a hmong lady with no kids who has a nice smile and isn't FAT
NO FAT PEOPLE
2022-01-04 at 1:39 PM UTC
fucking-
while being... in nonsensical "love."
^now that's a 'genuine' fantasy!
2022-01-07 at 2:41 PM UTC
Finding a real native american or eskimo in their teepee/igloo and teach them english and as they start learning english they tell me all of the sexual fantasies they've had about the american presidents(not obama), dale earnhardt, Hitler, etc and im like wow what doo you think of me and she's like i love you and we're alone the whole timein our teepee igloo and she decides to leave her people behind and come to milwaukee, where I impregnate here despite pulling out and putting it in her ass when i bust every time
2022-01-07 at 2:42 PM UTC
and ejaculating on a black girls head and stickin the weave back on
2022-01-07 at 4:11 PM UTC
finding someone who loves me
2022-01-07 at 4:18 PM UTC
femdon it's like femdom but involves a student master relationship with an older female crime boss type figure that lures you in with her feminine wiles and convinces you to carry that kilogram of cocaine across town for her and rewards you with hard and rough painful sex
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2022-01-07 at 4:28 PM UTC
It used to be knifeplay in the graveyard but I didn’t factor in that I’d be drunk and almost poked his eye out, and it was a kitchen knife which turned me off. Now I think a gangbang in a Munich sex cinema when life goes back to normal.
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