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victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I was banned for 2 days for post a fred in sg about martin skreli. But anyways I'm digressing. I didn't talk to my girl for 5 days after we had that argument and I was really pissed off and deleted her number but came to my senses and realized I was being an asshole and I know that she's a woman and should of treated her accordingly with expecting to much. I had to go on okcupid to search for her profile but I couldn't find it and sifted through all these bimbos profiles. I eventually just messaged her on fail book and she promptly responded back and asked if we could hang again but asked why I was hitting her up on fail book instead of texting her.
I was all emo and depressed a few days and started drinking less, but when I would I would pop open a brew and put dashboard confessional and get teary naked before a mirror staring at myself demanding of god by way of my own reflection, there for of myself, "if you loved me why did you fucking make me like this?" Then my cat grabbed my bare ass with his claws and gave me a love bite and I turned around yelled "RETARD!"
But I'm still digressing, I found out that blink182 ex-guitarist tom delonge is a potential CIA operative that or busted in a pedophile ring and is now a snitch bitch that is covering his own ass, I think its the latter, but whats really weird is all of his visits to the whyte house and his obsession ufo-ology, what does it it all mean?
But I'm still digressing.
Some say he's actually going to be the guy to put the government on blast about the validity of ufo;s Personally I hope he does because I believe in aliens and I believe that that would be a total game changer in how people treat eachother. Murica has the most UFO sighting and reports of abductions, because murica is the most christian country and I think that UFO's and aliens are more of a phenomena related towards religion.
you went full retard.
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Originally posted by infinityshock
now tell everyone about the countless niggers who have been jamming their cocks up your ass or down your craw since you were kicked out of your father and fathers house for not paying your fair share of rent and bills. and how every night before they threw you out, your daddies and their friends would read you bed time stories and do funny things to the parts of your body covered by a bathing suit, and when you were too sore down there after so many of them did those funny things they gave you a break by doing the same thing to your pretty tonsils.
oh wait. nevermind…that wasnt rape. you enjoyed every gallon of it.
i have this vision of you at your keyboard when you write all this shit laughing your fucking fat tits off to the point you're nearly falling off your chair, literally in fits of giggling histerics. while everyone else that reads them is just like...
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Sold some Vics and then went and ate Mcdonalds kinda lame day tbh fam. Doing laundry now and trying to finesse this redbone named Destiny into coming over.
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Originally posted by Malice
God I fucking hate people. When I attend school my goal is to be just as savage, ornery, and misanthropic as I am IRL.
Well, no, the backlash would be too strong. I could get expelled for some of the things I say, would regularly have people wanting to fight me, even kill me, and would become public school enemy #1, the most hated person there.
Either tone it down, reserve or for particularly bad moments and people, or just ignore and avoid them.
i think this sums you up in a nutshell malice. you're just scared of the world, its just agoraphobia. i reckon you've just cooked up this whole autislm bullshit as an elaborate cover story to hide your flagrant faggotry. man the fuck up you pussyhole.
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your the biggest total twat on this whole site in all of totse history cap'n phallus. your materialistic bullshit is just boring and watching just how fucking desperate you are to impress others is so fucking cringeworthy, i've started to develop wrinkles on my forehead solely from reading your posts.
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piss is a miracle cure for athletes foot. just soak your feet in your own pee for 5 minutes before you shower and you'll see it clear up literally in a few days, if that.
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