I just went on a pretty bad okcupid date, While drinking last night I was on okcupid and started talking to this 18 year old girl which is rare for me to do because girls that young tend to find my personality abrasive and threatening. I kept calling a retard through text and asked her if she would let me come hang out with her tonight, so its like 10:15pm and I'm asleep and she calls me twice and I finnally pick up the second time and she ask if I'm still coming and I tell her I'm kinda tired and we should hangout another time.
I text her back tell her I will come over if I can sleep over and she agrees. I go to her place and its this all girl dormitory. I see her and she's wearing a pink sundress, she's kind of a fat plumper bitch but seems to have a cute face (I'm stone cold sober by the way) and I'm like "ooooohh something young and cute I can corrupt!" I walk up to her and give her a hug and we go into the dorms and to her dorm, and her place is a total pig stye but I'm trying to ignore it, I take off my clothes and get in her bed and her bed is like the tiniest bed in the world, and on her sliding door closet mirror she wrote in dry erase "you are beautiful, you are smart, you are worth it..."
so i shake off her dress and she's laying next to me and she puts on "captain america" I hate super hero movies but I go along with it, I kiss her and her breath is foul and I start coughing and gagging, she tasted like liquid ass in can.
I tell her to lay on her stomach and I start giving her a massage to get her all horn dogged out and I'm just not feeling it so I quit and lay down and try to go to sleep but she starts spooning me and kissing my back making little moaning sounds like "love me forever" and I cant stand it.
She told me before I went over that we were not going to have sex until I've had 6 dates with her (where did you get that number from? like why six?) I tell her that I'm going to go because I don't think I can control my urges and don't want to violate her and start getting dressed and she starts telling me how she wants to have sex and I tell her "its just not right, not on the first date" and I leave.
I should of just stayed home.
I'm kinda glad I didn't do anything because for the last 3 months I've only been with my gf and I'm trying to be faithful and not "slampig" it up anymore.
So now I'm in bed listening to slipknot and eating sabritones. What are you gonts up to tonight?
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