Originally posted by Panthrax
that looks good. all the grocery stores here in kansas give u free plastic sacks. I know they used to ask if u wanted paper or plastic bags now they just give u plastic ones.
I bet that guy was some kind of jedi and they tainted his Haram pickle-only bag or something.
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I think you mean "we're".
I'm going to give you credit which you can choose to accept or admit shouldn't be given, but I think that's correct. We ARE not meant to coexist, not we WERE NOT.
But I think you were just being cheeky and weren't thinking about that, because, in the sense of English, they're both correct and mean the same thing.
Thanks Geronimo for the people I love you and want you to pull me in your power wagon
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From 11-14 I wore a back brace that caged my torso with metal. It had gears and pulleys and I was instructed to twist it tighter every so many weeks to gradually straighten my badly deformed spine. The tightening forced my back straight and it often caused excruciating pain as my growing body got used to the straighter posture. My family would all point at me and laugh and say, "Hahhaha! Look at the reject!! Look at the defective reject!!"
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, MOM?! WHO THE FUCK IS LAUGHING NOW?
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Originally posted by mashlehash
So, you're saying that you leave your significant other underwhelmed?
well you can go too long and then they start getting headfucky ideas about it. i had this girl once after near 2 hours suddenly go 'i think we need to stop, you obviously don't fancy me'. then started asking why i was sleeping with her. i didn't want her knowing i was high on smack so i told her i'd done some E earlier and it was just the effects of that. i don't think she bought it tho. it turned pretty awkward after that, lol.
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
no he said they had to have their cocks tucked pointed straight up.
but when I was a kid they would do scoliosis test where you had to take off your shirt and they'd inspect your spine by a spine specialist, but I think it was just a way to see if you had bruises from being beaten by your parents.
they said i had scoliosis but didn't refer me to a doctor or send me home with a note of their diagnosis to my parents.. it was just a waste of time and weird. One time the fat kid didn't want to take his shirt off and when the specialist left the room we pulled him shirt off and pants him and started laughing calling me cheeto puff tits and punching his love handles.
And in turn wound up discovering in addition to the new bruising, he already had prior bruising from getting beaten at home, as well as severe scoliosis.
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