If you think Bill Krozbys writing is bad wait until you see the multi paragraph reviews and serious critique of every sentence written by a bunch of autistic retards with no lives and nothing better to do than pour over something Bill Krozby wrote as a joke while fucked up as if this was his serious foray into the world of literature.
Retardnalysis.
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Ok first off let me just start by saying fuck anyone who doesn't crack their back or "gets freaked out" by it. I swear to ahura mazda that if there were ever to exist such a disgusting creature, they would be the epitome of the coward, a poseur of the finest magnitude of weakness.
Now with that being out of the way, cracking your back is pretty dope. I usually interlace my forearms behind my back, let the back muscle relax kind of, and then press up and in with my forearms which cracks the shit out of my upper back. I also stretch it up and to each side which seems to give it a few cracks. I can also crack it by flexing my thighs, which will pop deep in my lower back. But probably like 3/4 of you are not man enough to be as flexible as me so you probably can't
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Originally posted by infinityshock
i was stating a fact, faggot. five minutes of my normal every day schedule would be an exhausting workout for most people.
Yeah... sucking and getting plowed rectally by several nigger dicks every single hour would indeed be pretty exhausting.
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Not even three weeks ago I was in Vinton County, OH and it was about 7pm on a thursday night and I'm walking behind two mobile homes basically on the side of a huge ass hill with tw other guy friends when suddenly this yellow/reddish light blasted from the woods followed by a low octive "I'm hungry...FEED ME!"
We all looked at each other, freaked the fuck out, assembled into our trucks and bailed the fuck out of there.
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Originally posted by infinityshock
hes living in a cardboard box under a bridge getting pissed on by all the other homeless crackheads. he admitted to literally burning down his own home in a meth-fueled mental breakdown.
Nah, he's just a wife beater.
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i was just taking a work break to have some food and do some some shit online and was so engrossed in web browsing that i consumed 2x the protein drink i planned. i originally made two servings with the intention of having one now, then one later tonight after dinner.
i didnt count the calories but it was 4 eggs, about 4 cups of milk, 3 cups of rice drink, 2 packets of powdered milk, and two scoops of protein-powder-shit.
jeez you really are a disgusting person, aren't you?
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Originally posted by infinityshock
you dont have anywhere near the public speaking experience i did when i was your age…and i 100% guarantee you dont have anywhere close to the public speaking experience that I currently have.
"Herp derp. Is this thing on? Nigger dick faggots. All of you. Fuck off."
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