pulls up 5 years later in a drop top six
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2023-06-20 at 3:35 AM UTC
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stalking could be a synonym for masturbation
"what are you doing today?" "oh just gonna chill out, maybe do a little stalkin'"
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2023-06-18 at 9:55 PM UTC
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brethren
who wants to take a field trip to phnom penh?
LETS GOOOOOO
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2023-06-19 at 1:58 PM UTC
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i hate this fucking life
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2023-06-18 at 11:07 PM UTC
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imagine all of you morons
fucking with ai tech that can create fiction indistinguishable from reality and you morons are just using it to make fart jokes over and over again while im telling you to get ur shit together because that shits gonna fuck us all and nobody listens because FART JOKES BRO and then we all die
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2023-06-18 at 11:12 PM UTC
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imagine all of you morons
just try to human traffick me and have me cooking dope with a chain around my leg in the lab. the nazis come in to check on me and make sure im still perfecting the recipe and they find i straight up chewed threw the shackles on my leg, wrangled free from them, went and picked up 2 random meth nymphos, brought them back and am now balls deep in a meth fueled threesome using my former shackles as prop restraints. i will talk so long they will be forced to drive me home because i wont want to leave
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2023-06-19 at 6:27 AM UTC
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imagine all of you morons
Originally posted by CandyRein
I thought you said Mormons at first I was like lol wut?
lol i can think of a 3rd word too that has no connotation other than me being a little stoned but would probably offend people anyways just by virtue of it coming from my mouth (or fingertips)
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2023-06-11 at 12:13 AM UTC
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Originally posted by CandyRein
❤️https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNEWoIqVnJ8
dudes filling up lost health hearts hella fast rn lol
FUCK THAT WATER LOOKS REJUVENATING
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2023-06-19 at 12:57 AM UTC
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apologies to the police
you guys have been putting in a good amount of work lately and believe me, it has not gone unnoticed. i know you got other things to do though rather than trying to catch me out without a hall pass and thats why i did actually feel a little bad yesterday morning when i dipped to the spot real quick out of your vision and you rode by and honked your siren at me in irritation. im not trying to be a smart ass, i swear. obviously you guys take this seriously and i dont want to waste your time. sometimes my addiction just makes me do retarded shit though. working on that.
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2023-06-18 at 10:41 PM UTC
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at the club and they had heart attack you can fuckin take my phone i dont even want it back
got the drugs and i put em in my bag and im fuckin on this slut and she really want me bad
with my boys and we fuckin turn it up and were fucking on ur bitch we dont really give a fuck
overdose we can fuckin overdose then we take some more drugs to just see how it goes
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so first off the truth hurts but we all have to accept it eventually right guys? so throughout my normal day to day life i have to see all these weak whites constantly bug me asking me how to fuck asian girls etc and i just tell them "if you have to ask, it aint happening, sorry bro." so of course they linger in the background seething, frothing at the mouth with hatred that they will never get to see once and for all if the vagina is sideways or not like their boy told them back in 7th grade. really they are heated because they intuitively understand that they are locked out from accessing the best classes of genetics posssible, and they dont know what theyre doing wrong and never will. so like i said, they spend all their time hating and trying to cockblock basically. meanwhile theyre regularly getting cucked by 120 pound dudes who survive on rice and seaweed.
then the other night i was riding my bike home at 3 am from somewhere and come to find out one of my fanboys came out to a parking lot to scream about some shit so i figured, eh might as well listen. so hes whining about how he hates women and etc etc etc and then all of a sudden hes like somethin somethin NIGGER and im like oh shiiiit bro what the fuck was that ur crazy and all of a sudden hes like NO WHITE PEOPLE. I HATE WHITE PEOPLE. FUCK WHITE PEOPLE. but i was like the blockchain doesnt lie bro and were not rollin shit back. so then he got super pissed that i wasnt having a meltdown from his emotional barrage and pacing back and forth and went into the bathroom.
white people are like the one race or whatever of people who have basically made it their business taking over the world by pretending to work. you look at any other culture and how they came up and its hard work and all that shit. brutal conditions and shit. in america we just make up fake jobs for no reason other than so that someone can go and pretend to do the fake job so they can feel like theyre not a total waste, even though its totally fake. its fuckin ridiculous bro.
and if all that werent enough they are still not over the ending of my last relationship back in 2019. they're so fuckin caught up in the fact that yes, that happened, and no, you will never get a chance at anything even close, that they cant see past the pure rage.
its ok bros have a couple IPAs and drown that sorrow down
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Originally posted by kyli0x
rather do coke. i enjoy the uppers better. drinking just makes me tired
meth is way better
if you want we can debate it, i will win because i can just filibuster you since meth lasts way longer than coke and is way better
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2023-06-14 at 8:32 PM UTC
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Hard... Some faggot once said
im already the strongest one here, mentally. all i see from everyone else is blaming their problems on the beta male (me) and constant complaining. come on guys, take some fuckin responsibility for once
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2023-06-15 at 10:31 AM UTC
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Originally posted by CandyRein
New page
nicki looks like shes straight up about to do a rape and its not going to be just a LARP rape either. like shes trying to calculate exactly what needs to happen in order to cost me a certain amount of money on therapy in the future, or some shit. she could probably use her fingernails as knives to hold to someones jugular if she set them up strong enough. she would be lke the perfect super soldier.
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im just passing the time til death
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2023-06-12 at 6:05 AM UTC
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id bite 1/3 of the crystal off then pretend like im going to kiss her but then just use my tongue to shove 1/3 in her mouth then look into her eyes and be like "wow you have really beautiful eyes. no really, thats fucking crazy those things are like iridescent kaleidoscopes holy shit" then she pulls me into cartoon world forever where we live in a house made of crystals and everything is made out of crystals. we have a kid together and it comes out as just a giant crystal.
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2023-06-12 at 5:51 AM UTC
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Catch me up
it made me a lil sad because i remember you being like 50 and banging some 22 year old and i was like "oh i can just keep doing this til im at least his age then" at one point lmao. but nope turns out everyone only wanted to bang me so they could set me up for some bullshit down the road. maybe the secret to success lies in obtaining success itself because then that makes people want to get in ur life and tear it down. then you use the fact that they want to destroy you in order to try to make them think that if they sleep with you or give you food or drugs or whatever youll let them in
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2023-06-12 at 4:12 AM UTC
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Yes ⭐️
can you imagine how awkward though when she thinks i am going to kiss her and she leans in but it turns out i was just trying to eat her earring
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2023-06-12 at 3:47 AM UTC
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dreamgurl
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2023-06-11 at 1:23 PM UTC
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Catch me up
well, i finally figured out why your name is NARCassist
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