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  1. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai have you considered… like… resigning yourself to a life with no pussy and praying? by which i do not mean become a clergyman, just… accept it ain't gonna happen, but hold onto a sliver of hope? divert your energy away from the places it's currently going, and toward literally anything other than social stuff? you're autistic. doing speed and trying to get laid is cringe when you do it. (i know from experience)

    yea, do what i did when i did speed, shut yourself out from the world and blast happy hardcore and paint everything/deconstruct your furniture/trash the place then just once a month or so get twacked the fuck out and clean for 24 hours straight but never actually get anywhere with cleaning because you get too caught up meticulously cleaning like a 4 foot square area the entire time
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  2. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    i mean it did literally start as a literature store so your liberal use of literary is literally correct
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  3. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    and rub it out tee hee hee
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  4. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    going to ride the NIS coattails to super stardom off this one. first LSD's mom beatdown then this....we are bound for greatness sooner or later
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  5. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    the blindness hides the vasoconstriction induced blood blister infections from slamming propylhexedrine
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  6. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    ive been blastin n laughin so long, even my momma think my mind is gone
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  8. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    buttercup is my fav too
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  9. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    BTS is whack as fuck
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  10. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut


    💓
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  11. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Lmao @ obviously green …fine it’s green tonight

    yeeeeeeet
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  12. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    lanny has always been jealous of me thats why he made this site. he knows i was jeffs right hand man back in the day and was instrumental keeping the &T servers up through the 4chan raids. we managed to fend them off but now theyve come back incognito in an attempted hostile takeover of retarded trolling and pedophilia. dark times indeed
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  13. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    the cops came to my door today to make sure i wasnt hearing voices, suicidal, and that i had eaten today lol. they were pretty chill. apparently i missed work and my work was concerned something had happened. im not sure how that happened because i was waiting in the normal spot to be picked up well after the time pickup usually occurs, and even poked my head out a couple times over the following 15 minutes after that. my phone was broken though since mmmq's bitchass broke it so maybe they switched the time or something and i didnt get the message. its still broken too because i went to go buy a new one but then the dude started acting all shady and i was like eh im good i'll come back some other time. hopefully they pick me up tomorrow because i have no way of contacting them, or if they dont, then at least hopefully they dont call the cops again. although the police were very friendly. after i closed the door when they left i realized there was a shitload of narcan and oral syringe wrappers right behind me probably in plain view, lolz.

    also my landlords had the plumbers come over and chop a bunch of holes in the wall so that everyone would notice i guess because they thought i cut a hole in my floor that water leaked into. i didnt though, i had an email exchange from 2015 with the owner of the building showing where i asked them to fix something, they sawed a hole in the ground, and then i had to have them come back twice more just to get it somewhat fixed. so now my building has big ass holes chopped in the hallways that were purposely made to be conspicuous but the only ones they have to blame are themselves. yikes dawg.

    i think there was something else i was going to write here but i forget now. i hella want some limeade though
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  14. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    Baby ..what’s wrong ?

    You told me to come over , what happened?

    What you mean I’m cheating baby ?!

    Noooo!!

    Put the knife down baby !!😭

    lmao

    cass
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  15. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    all these faces make me feel like im the sultan about to address the masses

    im just going to tell them all to stay the fuck away from jasmine, shes mine. im pretty sure in that movie shes actually the sultans daughter but idegaf, its my damn kingdom and i can fuck who i want (consensually of course)
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  16. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    i go to court like king arthurs court and cant wait to leave court so i can hit the weed like a newport
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  17. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    i am also a goddess/comedian. even though im hella serious and never laugh plus im mortal and male. im an oxymoron. except i dont have oxy
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  18. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    science/technology pretty much did fuck everything up even though it definitely gave us some cool shit and gadgets along the way, like research chems and meth, and the internet (before the desecration of the 3rd temple aka "the merge"). im sure theres more i just cant think of them right now. but instead our lives became totally devoid of any meaning or pleasure that isnt derived from causing other people misery or suffering or at least inconvenience. and the majoritys opinions and views on everything can just be jerked around however zuckerfuck and his weirdo cronies decide they want them to be and they dont even realize it. shit, i bet you mark zuckerberg alone could run a disinformation scheme on his portions of the internet and have like 3/4 of americans being openly professing card carrying neo nazis, if he wanted to, in 1-2 months.
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  20. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    shit posting in a shit thread in a shit world

    hi every1

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