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  1. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Are you comparing Asian Pop girls to American pop girls or rap girls …because American pop girls don’t look like our rap girls ..js

    im not even really because i dont even like most asian pop lol

    im just bitching and moaning/stirring up some shit. u know me lol

    dancing through winter like
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  2. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    solid thread
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  3. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    thats why you should never get a bed then the fedz camt be keeping tabs on ya boy like its google chrome
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  4. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    bottom line no barista is going to override gods will if thats the case

    im pretty fucking sure
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  5. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    i fuckin had to stop reading because i was losing too many brain cells
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  6. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by totse2118 thats how god invented black people

    says joseph smith. the OG american warlord. that guy was contemptible in some ways but admirable in many others
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  7. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    i just threw out all my Crouton this morning after a pretty fast 2-3 day taper. not nearly as addicted to it now was i was in the past but i woke up the other morning feeling incredibly fucking restless and i remember that feeling from withdrawal last time and i was like FUCK THAT SHIT. not trying to do go down that road again. then friday work got cancelled so i figured fuck it, i got 3 days, just throw it away and ride out whatever bullshit comes with that. done it many times before at levels way more intense than this so just starve that beast to death rn
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  8. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    YUNNGGGGG MULLLAAAAA BAAAABY
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  9. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    Welp!!!

    *pulls out Holiday dress*

    ❤️❤️😏😜

    and chinese food plz. real chinese food.
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  10. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    the internet is dead. once the normies all moved in for good and made the internet the defacto irl they brought (or at least to the best of their ability) the sOcIaL rUlEs AhD cOnSeQuEncEs with them and now nobody appreciates things like watching some dude IV a quarter g of 2c-e on cam and shit like that
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  11. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Loing Hey crypto graphic cintrarian, what is one of your deeply held beliefs?

    green is a far better color than red is every possible capacity, especially when it comes to salsa. i noticed a lot of people try to trigger me by always asking for specifically red salsa at the mexican place by where i live but im always just like "lol WTF are you even doing' because everyone knows theyre just going to go home and SUFFER through either throwing their salsa/hot sauce away or eating red when they know they COULD be having green. then i just think how badly they must have been hurt by my trolling at some point to want to put themselves through that and i feel important
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  12. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    lolz
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  13. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I was talking to this girl outside a sinny (now I'm having flashbacks of other girls outside the sinny), she was saying she just finished her doctorate and was diagnosed with cancer right after, late 20s. Felt bad for her.

    is the sinny where they play movies made in hellywood
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  14. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    One of the hardest things to cope with is the morbid curiosity of other people. People with no direct involvement might be asking you (with pretend concern) about how you're coping, in the hope that you're going to let slip some titbit for them to gossip about. This is very distressing and you should have no hesitation telling them to get lost.
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  15. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    maybe my morning mantra from now on will be a front page flush

    then one day when im CEO of all of elon musks comapanies after i fuck grimes live on cam and he gets trolled relentlessly by twitter and then goes and hides in a cave and i assume responsibility for the beast system but just turn it into a giant party and they ask me my success secret ill just smile and say "oh u wouldnt understand it anyway, HONEY"
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  16. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Lookin' for the one? Well, bitch, you're looking at the one
    I'm the best yet, and yet, my best is yet to come
    'Cause I've been lookin' for somebody, not just any fuckin' body
    Don't make me catch a body, that's for any and everybody
    Oh my God, she hit me up all day, get no response
    Bitch, you blow my high, that's like turnin' gold to bronze
    Roll my eyes
    And when she on the molly, she a zombie
    She think we Clyde and Bonnie, but it's more like Whitney and Bobby
    God forgive me
    Tunechi F, finessin', I'm a legend
    Straight up out The Crescent, fly your bae down for the Essence
    For the record I knew Khaled when that boy was spinnin' records
    Mula Gang, winnin' record, I'm just flexin' on my exes, oh God
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  17. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    i dont have a confession becaues its not sunday plus ive never actually done anything wrong in my life
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  18. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    fuck an electric car, get an electric van then you can put a power generator inside and then go around siphoning gas into it or plugging it in when you can. the idea isnt for mechanical efficiency or environmental protection, its just so you can go around telling girls ur vehicle is hybrid for clout and maximize the sources of stealable power.
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  19. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra nigger next door keeps trying to break in my window


    dont be a cunt, leave a can of tuna or somethin out there for him
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  20. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai have you considered… like… resigning yourself to a life with no pussy and praying? by which i do not mean become a clergyman, just… accept it ain't gonna happen, but hold onto a sliver of hope? divert your energy away from the places it's currently going, and toward literally anything other than social stuff? you're autistic. doing speed and trying to get laid is cringe when you do it. (i know from experience)

    yea, do what i did when i did speed, shut yourself out from the world and blast happy hardcore and paint everything/deconstruct your furniture/trash the place then just once a month or so get twacked the fuck out and clean for 24 hours straight but never actually get anywhere with cleaning because you get too caught up meticulously cleaning like a 4 foot square area the entire time
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