were going to the moon motherfuckers, i hope you brought some weed or some drank if thats ur thing and some sunblock and alka seltzer because were having a fucking mario kart pool pizza party and were not going to stop til the cops get called- YEA, HOMIE SET THE BAR TOO HIGH
id hook up with a hot ukrainian girl for life as long as shes on the right side and not cucked to some whack ass secret society full of morons who think theyre being original
by now ive accumulated so much traumatic and fucked up bullshit throughout life that i think that i just wouldnt even be able to fit in with someone who has not gone through a massively fucked up rift in life of some sort, like their country being invaded or some shit. i got two augmented reality 15's so it works
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woops i accidentally SQL'd an infinitely self replicating ASCII cock pattern into the input of your spinal cord and now you will spend the rest of eternity with your brain just getting fucked by a cascade of letters that ultimately spell out COCK
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pour some water in a glass then take the container of cleaning agent that came with your water distiller, throw a spoon of that in there (its citric acid) and pour some brown sugar in
this way you will retain some nutrients when your scrapin quarters for pizza slices
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yea bro the people at my old work were gangstalking me so i had to up and quit that shit as soon as i found out. i knew something was fuckin wrong with them but i just thought they were dumb this whole time because thats how most people seem anyways. but apparently they have been in some coordinated effort to piss me off this entire time and were just not being blatant enough. so when it became ridiculously obvious i was just like oh hell nah fam im out
now im back sittin here sippin on eyelash remover just thinking about life
could get a job at a reputable tech company but im thinking like man do i really want to be a 9 to 5 cuck? thinking about renting a u haul and driving it across the country with some party supplies and just living out some sort of twisted apocalyptic post reality dark depraved beatnik shit
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