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  1. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you identify your friends by their skin color ?

    really ?

    wow.

    no your thinking of the movie reservoir dogs
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  2. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    it is funny and crazy but still true and interesting to think about. people take for granted how weird shit is sometimes. like you would never guess that just poking someone in the rib could make them uncontrollably laugh. its nothing like any other cause of laughing and its not like its actually funny either. maybe your brain first perceives it and starts slamming down on the panic button but then before the brain has a chance to control the body on anything other than the initial impulse, its like "CALM DOWN BRO CALM DOWN ITS A PRANK BRO ITS JUST A FEATHER....SEE THERES A CAMERA RIGHT OVER THERE"
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  3. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein 🤣

    I’m a sillaz guh 😭💖

    I tickle me so bad

    supposedly that means ur schizo maybe or something

    tickling is weird, it seems like its an evolutionary thing because its generally areas that would be more vulnerable/sensitive to attack that are more likely ticklish and it triggers an instinct to like gtf away from it right away. but then it also makes you laugh and i assume theres like some endorphins or some shit. then if you are able to physically accept it ur brain is just like "ah fuck welp i guess its time for me to die, might as well just dump everything. fuckin tear that shit up" then it tries to get you so high you dont even notice the transition to the afterlife
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  4. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein And thats how it’s done … check and mate

    ur right, i was overthinking it before lol
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  5. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein The same thing happened with Tiff in meyers…people be wildin

    yea but i was just like "no some of my best friends are black" and they apologized and said they must have been mistaken so i said no biggie fam
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  6. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    the days plan

    coppin n copin
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  7. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    someone said i was racist the other day and was like fuck, i didnt even know that, candy is gonna be pissed at me
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  8. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    id still try shooting it at least once
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  9. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein I just think it’s funny that every man in here besides Smuggler is a closeted bisexual ….lol

    Just noticing stuff .. I’m an empath..can’t help it ..

    :)

    dick, like meth lines, is always better in the closet
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  10. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    what happened

    did the trees at least deserve it
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  11. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut



    🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🥰🥰

    plz someone if you find her irl i will actually do the shit everyone wants me to. she has to exist somewhere, she is my only reason to live anymore. yeeeeeeeeet✌️
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  12. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai Scrawny meeting CandyRein:

    thats was altogether the most unecessary and dumbest thing ive ever seen lol
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  13. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Haxxor These idiots are one day closer to waking up dead.

    wow bro real profound statement there. ONE DAY CLOSER TO DEATH. ONE DAY CLOSER TO CHRISTMAS. ONE DAY CLOSER TO NEXT FRIDAY. ONE DAY CLOSER TO THE NEXT TIME I EAT A HAMBURGER.
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  14. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    if someone is bitching about how rough shit is to you constantly why dont you tell it to them or grow up and stop talking to them? nobody here gives a fuck about your lack of a spine
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  15. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley

    that shit is just straight uncouth fam
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  16. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    nothing i love more than running my thumb slowly over a bitches eyebrow hair

    sorry that pencil shit just doesnt have the same feel
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  17. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    definitely on the chat room and definitely on more anime bitches

    fuck. so kawaii
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  18. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    OH I GET IT LMAO HE REPLACED NET WITH "NIG" AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    WOW HOLY FUCK THAT WAS FUNNY DAMN BRO U TRYIN TO KILL ME OR SOMETHIN
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  19. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    put a psychedelic design tile scheme down
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  20. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    gary gensler
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