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Posts by cryptographiccontrarian

  1. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein I love that song lol

    soulja boy has some unironically good bangers

    sometimes i wonder what it would be like if i was famous and hung out with soulja boy and aaron carter just doing meth and acting crazy and shit

  2. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat lol he claims i keep talking about dogs fucking kids i never talked about this till today abrely mentioneding how fucked up it would be. i always tlaked about 18 yr olds and up in porn doing that and wtf is wrong witht ehir brains. but he wnts to fucking lie to smear me and some jail retard fuck claims i did. show me proof then?



    hex telegram chat fam. for one. and no, nobody wants to take screenshots of that nasty shit. i usually dont go around documenting everything that occurs so that i can potentially use it later against someone, either
  3. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    what does that even mean, you can probably bounce a quarter off anything if you throw it hard enough. but to be honest thats not the first thing that comes to mind if i notice someone is exceptionally attractive. i might start a youtube channel now though where theres a gameshow seeing how far quarters can bounce off peoples asses and making it into a competition.

    Then ill get a BUNCH of them together and lay them out strategically and set up what is basically a full life size human pinball machine where quarters are the balls and its the contestants job to keep hitting them back up into the air for as long as possible. yea this show is going to be fire bro
  4. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    if you dont like drum n bass drink a pint of piss


    ^^ that was 4 bling
  5. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    lol

    wen return of bling bling

    did he OD on dihydrocodeine and etizolam and dank hash or whatever. dude made some legit music
  6. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    im gone so faded im on one~
  7. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 BRUH..

    omg BREH
  8. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Incessant I'll allow it

    u know its true though lol. despite my best efforts
  9. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    its all calypso but its not ez u know
    u walk around with your shoulders down frownin its not ez u know...
  10. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    im glad i finally got to get that one off my chest in a way that will be heard by the way
  11. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    man fuck people who put sugar in espresso

    not really but man

    that shit is weird af. like why even bother drinking something bitter if youre trying to savor the taste and also at the same time just sweeten it. what the FUCK
  12. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    bro just microwave them eat breakfast like a normal human dont make it difficult
  13. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    im objectively one of the most attractive members here
  14. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra it's what happens when you call the government to help you kill yourself

    they can't even do that right

    yea because SOME of the officers are probably halfway decent and are tired of prank calls from CHILDREN
  15. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Tf y’all it took me 39 yrs to realize I have dimples ..I think it’s because I don’t really smile in pics I’m moor of a sexy glare girl but I’ll be damn I just took a pic and my dimples are deep!

  16. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    dick tugger
  17. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    WHO CARES LOL WHAT A BORING STORY
  18. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    IM PLOTTING
    NOT TALKIN BOUT
    POLAR OR CARTESIAN
    QUIT METH 1 DAY AN I AINT EVEN FIENDING
    STILL GOTTA ADMIT OFF THAT JUICE IM LEANING
    ENTIRE LIFE LOOKIN LIKE A CRIME SCENE
  19. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE

    JUMP INTO THE PIT
  20. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WALUIGI TACO STAND IS A REAL GAME We are lifting the standards of innovation on both sides through consumer action. The ultimate goal being to transform crime into a number, every time you get away with it you are extracting value by causing active harm to the system, they can start to notice pattern

    It's an ebb and flow.

    yes i noticed this like a year ago minimum i just never said anything because its just like not errythang needs to be said you feel me?

    (most things i feel DO need to be said at some point tho, imo, INCASE you were wondering about that)
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