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Posts by cryptographiccontrarian

  1. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra doubt it

    him ranting about vril and agartha for hours would be cool

    nah that shit would get old real quick are you for real

    can you imagine being in a circle of tweakers and the pipe is getting passed around and this dude just starts yelling about murdering jedis and shit? noid city
  2. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    it actually does happen under certain circumstances like once in high school i was super stoned (noob tolerance days) and this girl gave me some food to eat and i didnt look at it that much but i thought it was a turkey sandwich and after i ate half of it i ws like "yo this sandwich is dank" and she was like, thats a burrito wtf. and i looked down and sure enough she was right
  3. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    actually fuck the spice girls they look hella annoying and like youd need to meet all their friends first. but then you go to meet them and its really just a scheme for them to make you watch them get drunk and fuck around with other dudes. i'd just go with the two members of perfume who have meth eyes instead
  4. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Lmfao @ keep my pipe full instead of glass

    still throwin em back like theyre drinks though
  5. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor THE BLACK ONE

    lol take her back to the crawlspace tonight
  6. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    ❤️⛈️❤️

    69 degrees fahrenheit...the perfect temperature to enjoy the coldest possible gbl before it freezes
  7. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    we out here bitch front page flush fucker
  8. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    KEEP MY PIPE FULL UNTIL MORNING LIGHT

    IM JUST HOLDIN ON FOR TONIGHT ON FOR TONIGHT ON FOR TONIGHT
  9. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    that nigga stalks me like fuck
  10. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    dont get hurt


    yeeeeeeet
  11. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    drowning in caustic chemicals
  12. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    probably amongst the pedophile group im sure you are faggot

    you probably have a secret pedo salute you call the pedoheil
  13. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    yung jonathon taylor thomas
  14. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    its OBVIOUSLY me
  15. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    8 years old this thread aged like shit
  16. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    GUTTER LIFE BITCH
  17. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    MAN BACK IN THE SUMMER OF 69 GIRLS LOVED ME IDK WAT WENT WRONG LOL
  18. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    oh wait it was also in front of my gf at the time too
  19. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Why did I just remember people throwing water ballon’s at people getting off the train in Chicago

    Just random people…

    I literally had a flash back of me and the prettiest girl in high school going to her family house on the west side and getting off the train and we got hit …baddd


    Amanda was mad as hell..she just got her hair did …

    O
    M
    G

    😭

    I wanna ramble about Amanda later .. she was literally the prettiest girl in high school and she wore this dramatic eye liner

    Why one day she did my makeup in the bathroom and I remember looking like she definitely did my makeup… 😅😂

    Looked just like her but in my own skin…

    Her mom was a local celebrity because she played in this community program channel church soap opera called “ The Awakening “

    Came on every Saturday night 😂

    i made out with the homecoming queen in high school, in front of her gf. everyone hella high on ecstasy obviously. she was rly pretty but blonde so not so much my type but pretty good for a FUCKIN WEIRDO AMIRITE
  20. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    stay c you cunts

    c stars, send me all the c stars like its summer 2017 drinking tea with them

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