More Crazies Blowing Shit Up

2023-12-05 at 3:58 AM UTC

#1

infinityshock Black Hole

https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/northern-virginia/arlington-home-explodes-after-suspect-fires-flare-gun-police/3486238/

A home exploded in Arlington, Virginia, on Monday night and rocked a neighborhood with a powerful blast after police responded to a report of someone firing a flare gun, authorities said. Work to extinguish the house fire is ongoing.

2023-12-05 at 5:30 AM UTC

#2

vindicktive vinny Black Hole

phalse phlags by the government to flare gun grab

2023-12-05 at 7:52 AM UTC

#3

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

lol

from what I heard he shot off a flare gun, the police came to investigate then he detonated his house

2023-12-05 at 10:08 AM UTC

#4

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by aldra lol

from what I heard he shot off a flare gun, the police came to investigate then he detonated his house

Seems like a plausible response. Totally normal.

Fucking nutters everywhere...this shit is spreading

2023-12-05 at 10:50 AM UTC

#5

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

Originally posted by infinityshock Seems like a plausible response. Totally normal.

Fucking nutters everywhere…this shit is spreading

I always like the insane nonsense crimes better than the predictable ones

especially when there are explosions

2023-12-05 at 10:59 AM UTC

#6

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by infinityshock

https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/northern-virginia/arlington-home-explodes-after-suspect-fires-flare-gun-police/3486238/

I seen this on telegram, many different stories ive heard

2023-12-05 at 11 AM UTC

#7

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by aldra I always like the insane nonsense crimes better than the predictable ones

especially when there are explosions

Definitely more entertaining

2023-12-05 at 11 AM UTC

#8

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Crisolis I seen this on telegram, many different stories ive heard

The videographer deserves a pulitzer...

2023-12-05 at 12 PM UTC

#9

vindicktive vinny Black Hole

looks like gas explosion

2023-12-05 at 12:07 PM UTC

#10

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by vindicktive vinny looks like gas explosion

Better than if 4th of july and new years had a baby then that baby had a baby with the gaza strip...

2023-12-05 at 12:10 PM UTC

#11

Instigator Space Nigga

Loads of tennis ball bombs going off.

Sending hugs x

2023-12-05 at 1:10 PM UTC

#12

vindicktive vinny Black Hole

Originally posted by infinityshock Better than if 4th of july and new years had a baby then that baby had a baby with the gaza strip…

no, that would be the libyan explosion

2023-12-05 at 1:26 PM UTC

#13

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

that's lebanon lol

best video I've seen of that was someone's wedding getting mega upstaged

2023-12-05 at 1:28 PM UTC

#14

Donald Trump Black Hole

Originally posted by aldra that's lebanon lol

best video I've seen of that was someone's wedding getting mega upstaged

The jokes about starting married life with a bang write themselves

2023-12-05 at 1:29 PM UTC

#15

vindicktive vinny Black Hole

lebanons are White

2023-12-05 at 1:44 PM UTC

#16

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

Instigator

2023-12-05 at 1:54 PM UTC

#17

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no, that would be the libyan explosion

That wasnt labian...that was labianon.

It was a hilarious story. Short version...they judened some merchant ship for not paying their jizya tax then appropriated the cargo. The best part was the cargo was tons of ammonium nitrate. And what was even better...they stuck it in a warehouse next to fireworks.

And what was even better than that...was those fireworks were flammable.

So the only possible happy ending.

2023-12-05 at 2:06 PM UTC

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