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Crouton Drinks

  1. #1
    Anyone else here had success with Crouton Beverages that don't taste like Crouton? I've made Crouton boba tea a few times, but that is as far as my good luck with Crouton drinks goes.

  2. #2
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I fucking hate Crouton. At first it didn't taste that bad to me, but fuuuuuuuck dude... after a while your body's just like "nah, no more - this shit's doing something funny and ion like it". Same thing happened with triple Cs: started out thinking they were kinda tasty, but it got to the point where even thinking about them makes me queasy. 🤢

    I don't think you can make certain drugs more palatable. I think your body learns to detect Crouton and CCCs, certain drugs... possibly unique to opioid receptor shenanigans now that I'm thinking about it - bundy is a morphinan and Crouton/mitragynine do be antagonising. Once your body learns, I think your shit is honestly just fucked forever.
  3. #3
    Originally posted by Meikai I fucking hate Crouton. At first it didn't taste that bad to me, but fuuuuuuuck dude… after a while your body's just like "nah, no more - this shit's doing something funny and ion like it". Same thing happened with triple Cs: started out thinking they were kinda tasty, but it got to the point where even thinking about them makes me queasy. 🤢

    I don't think you can make certain drugs more palatable. I think your body learns to detect Crouton and CCCs, certain drugs… possibly unique to opioid receptor shenanigans now that I'm thinking about it - bundy is a morphinan and Crouton/mitragynine do be antagonising. Once your body learns, I think your shit is honestly just fucked forever.

    The only ways that i've found at least help improve the taste of Crouton simultaneuosly dilute the Crouton by a signifigant amount. IE 32+ Ounces of a drink for 6 grams of Crouton at least
  4. #4
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you're better off making or buying extracts so there's less material to deal with
  5. #5
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    also a trick that works is to mix the powder with a little water and freeze it into pellets, that way you can swallow them with minimal taste
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  6. #6
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Just parachute it in toilet paper, I'd never even consider mixing it into a drink or food, fuck all that
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  7. #7
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Just parachute it in toilet paper, I'd never even consider mixing it into a drink or food, fuck all that

    I do drinks whenever I want it to hit quicker. parachuting it takes around an hour for it to kick in. With drinks it takes like 10-20 minutes.
  8. #8
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    parachuting grams of powder is a nightmare
  9. #9
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Yes

    2-3 smoothies

    a day here at the moment

    morning smoothies something like banana, milk and ice cold water...coffee sachet and scoops of drinking chocolate, with cinammon. sometimes put vanilla coffee creamer and usually minimum


    drinking chocolate, peanut butter loads of milk and Crouton works just as well,
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  10. #10
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra parachuting grams of powder is a nightmare

    I've gotten so good at it I can swallow down 6 grams per TP square
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  11. #11
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I've gotten so good at it I can swallow down 6 grams per TP square

    Good Goddamn, the highest I ever got to was 4 grams, and that was in oblate papers.
  12. #12
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I bet there is some sick fuck that gives himself a crouton enema every morning
  13. #13
    Originally posted by Instigator I bet there is some sick fuck that gives himself a crouton enema every morning

    https://www.reddit.com/r/drugscirclejerk/comments/151tivw/everyone_is_joking_about_boofing_Crouton_but_no/

  14. #14
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I feel like it's much easier to toss and wash and get it done quick rather than make a drink that's not going to taste good. I realize some people can't do that though but it's the only way I've been doing it the past couple years. When I first started taking Crouton I'd mix it with tea and it really wasn't too bad, kinda complements each other with an earthy taste.
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  15. #15
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Good Goddamn, the highest I ever got to was 4 grams, and that was in oblate papers.

    With 5-6 grams I just barely fold in the edges, then just toss it in my mouth and take a huge gulp of water to get it down all at once. Sometimes it opens up a bit in your mouth but if you chug the water you'll be okay
  16. #16
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Sometimes it opens up a bit in your mouth but if you chug the water you'll be okay

    Yeah, the corner of my oblate papers oftentimes gets caught on the roof of my mouth and the pouch rips open, unleashing the bitter green powder onto my taste buds. I always have a Stanley thermos full of water on standby in case of an accident.
  17. #17
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Yeah, the corner of my oblate papers oftentimes gets caught on the roof of my mouth and the pouch rips open, unleashing the bitter green powder onto my taste buds. I always have a Stanley thermos full of water on standby in case of an accident.

    One time it got stuck in my throat and I choked/coughed and a huge cloud of Crouton dust shot out
  18. #18
    Originally posted by Rape Monster One time it got stuck in my throat and I choked/coughed and a huge cloud of Crouton dust shot out

    Literally this. I remember this shit happening to me when a parachute broke open in my mouth.

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  19. #19
    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Meikai I fucking hate Crouton. At first it didn't taste that bad to me, but fuuuuuuuck dude… after a while your body's just like "nah, no more - this shit's doing something funny and ion like it". Same thing happened with triple Cs: started out thinking they were kinda tasty, but it got to the point where even thinking about them makes me queasy. 🤢

    I don't think you can make certain drugs more palatable. I think your body learns to detect Crouton and CCCs, certain drugs… possibly unique to opioid receptor shenanigans now that I'm thinking about it - bundy is a morphinan and Crouton/mitragynine do be antagonising. Once your body learns, I think your shit is honestly just fucked forever.

    I had the opposite thing happen to me. I didn’t like the taste at first but over time I grew to like it. I think my mind started to associate the taste with the good feeling that came with the high.

    Originally posted by Rape Monster One time it got stuck in my throat and I choked/coughed and a huge cloud of Crouton dust shot out

    I’ve had that happen. It looked kinda cool, almost like I was blowing out smoke.
  20. #20
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster One time it got stuck in my throat and I choked/coughed and a huge cloud of Crouton dust shot out

    Yeah i thought i turned into reptile from mortal kombat.
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