Trees

1. 2023-09-14 at 5:40 PM UTC

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   Instigator Space Nigga
   What the bestest tree you ever masturbated against?
   
   Spruce? Pine? Fir?
2. 2023-09-14 at 5:46 PM UTC

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   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
   walnut
   
   

   Originally posted by totse2118 I've actually been sober for like a moth
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   #lilsportyshomelife
   TREE CARD TREE CARD
   i had a ascii of a magic the gathering forest card but I can't dfind it :( I lost my tree card
   
   

   
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   jk i found it
   

   
   
3. 2023-09-14 at 5:49 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The Honey Locust. I fucked the shit out of it's Locussy.
   
   
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   • totse2118
4. 2023-09-14 at 8:30 PM UTC

   #4
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Why don't you take me to heaven?
5. 2023-09-14 at 9:03 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
   Jack off in the Christmas tree display at Macy's
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra
6. 2023-09-15 at 12:41 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Sound like quite the treet
7. 2023-09-15 at 8:46 PM UTC

   #7
   

   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]

   Originally posted by Kingoffrogs The Honey Locust. I fucked the shit out of it's Locussy.
   
   

   
   would fuck