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Posts by Chairman Takeshi Kaga

  1. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Lean lamb
  2. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    What do you call a lamb with 2 legs?
  3. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Ground lamb
  4. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    When do you call a lamb with no legs?
  5. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Go see the movie instead.

    The movie would just be a poor adaptation of the text.

    Didn't watch.
  6. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    I still slaughter at least 5 goats and 1 cow for my family every Eid-Ul-Adha. When I was in Pakistan, I used to cut their jugular myself before letting the butchers take care of the rest (skinning, chopping etc.

    I don't have any problem with slaughtering animals. In fact I get s rush from watching the blood seep out if them as the right is extinguished from their eyes.

    I just think they shouldn't be factory farmed.

    The relationship between man and livestock should be that of a shepherd and his flock. The sheep get to live a life of safety and plenty due to the care of the diligent shepherd. They are not devoured by wolves and they are led to green pastures to live their best lives as sheep. In return, the shepherd shears them every season and in the end they provide him with meat, to sell or to eat. This, rather than brutal evisceration by wild animals that they would face without the shepherd.

    The animals should not suffer. They should be taken care of and allowed to express their nature as animals.

    But we can still eat them. It should just be a relationship of mutual benefit.
  7. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung love u wren. ⚘🥰

    Fuck you
  8. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    I've tried GTAO many times (couple of times I played with Xippilli) and everything confuses me. Most of all I fucking hate loading screens.
  9. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Statistically relevant hummus gradient

    That's a mean hummus
  10. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Approximate hummus
  11. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ He INSISTED that everyone he knows also gets explosive diarrhea after eating there and that because I don't get that, I'm probably constipated and need to see a doctor.

    Obviously you hear that joke with TACO BELL but never subway. I love the internet.

    I have never gotten any sort of gastric distress from Taco Bell. Only disappointment.
  12. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Homeless in new york. Ive got him added on instagram

    Oh damn, I thought he was doing alright a while ago. Good to know he is still alive though, he shared my enthusiasm for fried chicken.
  13. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor shutup dufus

    You wanna lick my ass?
  14. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    I don't remember, just remember he made cool doodles
  15. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I got into a YouTube argument today (yes I am an adult ) with a person who insisted I wasn't healthy because I don't get explosive diarrhea after eating at SUBWAY.

    Haha this guy doesn't bleed mud out his shitpipe after eating subway, what an unhealthy loser
  16. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice Any of those fake sweeteners tend to do that, look up those sugar free gummy bear reviews

    I think it's the sorbitol
  17. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Erorr

    He was a cute and cool guy. Wonder what he's up to.
  18. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Error occurred:(

  19. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    DO NOT TRUST YOUR FARTS AFTER EATING THESE THINGS. I just wasted a pair of fresh underwear. Fucking Jews.
  20. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ



    Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga
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