Posts by Chairman Takeshi Kaga

1. 2021-08-13 at 2:33 PM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat
   

   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Lanny Yup, it really is. The artifices of man are but myriad ways of making it appear as if we do something noble by robbing those with less power. This is why they murdered Socrates.

   
   Nice quote faggot
2. 2021-08-13 at 2:26 PM UTC in Happy PRIDE month
   

   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Trumpenreich Gat damn, that is one UGLY nog.

   
   Actually she's kinda cute
3. 2021-08-13 at 2:25 PM UTC in I am the realest nigga
   

   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
   Moneynigga Saigon
4. 2021-08-13 at 6:58 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

   Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I vote the brown guy

   
   That's a banjo
   
   
5. 2021-08-13 at 4:10 AM UTC in I am the realest nigga
   

   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ In sorry Falco but the realist nigga is OG FOLK my character on Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2004 ps2.
   
   You can be 2nd though I HEARD DAT SON

   
   It's okay, Tigga is my Nigga
6. 2021-08-13 at 1:01 AM UTC in I am the realest nigga
   

   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood >This post has been thanked by candyrein

   
   >This post has been thanked by Chairman Takeshi Kaga
7. 2021-08-13 at 12:22 AM UTC in I am the realest nigga
   

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   Fuck you if you disagree
8. 2021-08-12 at 11:25 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   

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   Thing is... I liked it but not just on the "ah we are all aware of how cringe this is" level.
   
   There's that too, you're all cool and I know get that without it needing to be said.
   
   But I also thought it was funny itself. Maybe I am indeed becoming a lame-o. But who gives a fuck, I still liked it. I need to have a child so I can torment them with dadjokes. I love dadjokes.
9. 2021-08-12 at 7:32 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   

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   Wow we are becoming real fucking lames huh
10. 2021-08-12 at 7:08 PM UTC in Dr Michael Akainu kills Tatce2001
    

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11. 2021-08-12 at 7:06 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Lettuce out its cold in here

    
    In working on it, I know you feel like an iceberg but romaine calm
12. 2021-08-12 at 7:05 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CandyRein Totse shut your slow ass up and go play with GiGi lol

    
    Gigi is a figment of his imagination that he conjured up to deal with the anal trauma from Dr Michael Aquino (another imaginary friend of his).
13. 2021-08-12 at 7:03 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Alright i have a water bottle this time and some actual running shoes.
    
    Gonna try and do my 4.20 mile route again but at least lightly jogging it for as much as I can. I might die. So, bye forever.
    
    😊

    
    Post your running logs like the Gay guy
14. 2021-08-12 at 7:02 PM UTC in I am getting into rocketry
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how did you know your rocket reached 10000 ft ?

    
    He launched it all the way up his ass and felt it in his throat.
15. 2021-08-12 at 3:02 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

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    mmChinese
16. 2021-08-12 at 2:52 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Imagine being a Canadian whose entire life revolves around fear. I could be killed in a mass shooting every time I get a gallon of milk and I stay breezy.
    
    Worst you guys have is the ghosts of abused native schoolchildren n they just kick around an old deer gallbladder while you try to sleep.

    
    I could take those ghost kids with one hand tied behind my ectoplasm.
17. 2021-08-12 at 2:10 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That didn't scare me, kid.

    
    You seem to be evaluating a lot of things on their potential to cause you fear huh.
    
    Literally fear unannounced. Be adviced.
18. 2021-08-12 at 12:40 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ True. 5.5×10₁₂ kg, 15 times the weight of our Moon in a single teaspoon.

    
    Are you mentally retarded?
19. 2021-08-12 at 12:39 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

    Originally posted by AngryIVer LMFAO I'm far from fat, buddy.

    
    Fat thighs^
20. 2021-08-11 at 11:31 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

    Originally posted by AngryIVer I like when they have that stripe down the leg.

    
    Found the fatass^
    
    The "side stripe" is literally designed as an optical illusion for fat people to look slimmer at a glance.