Posts by Chairman Takeshi Kaga

1. 2021-08-04 at 2:22 PM UTC in My girlfriend was about to piss in an empty yoghurt container
   

   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
   Last night changed my perception a lot. I cannot imagine that person being my life partner. She is a disgusting alcoholic, she changes completely. She's an awesome person when not drinking.
2. 2021-08-04 at 12:11 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Siu3d 6 year old^

   
   Faggot^
3. 2021-08-04 at 6:08 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Siu3d Being drunk listening to the sly cooper soundtrack.

   
   Gaylord^
4. 2021-08-04 at 5:45 AM UTC in My girlfriend was about to piss in an empty yoghurt container
   

   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
   She is a disgusting alcoholic. She would never do this sober.
   
   What the fuck.
   
   100% absolute repulsive degenerate behaviour.
   
   What the fuck.
5. 2021-08-04 at 5:04 AM UTC in My girlfriend was about to piss in an empty yoghurt container
   

   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
   It is past midnight and we've been drinking but that is no fucking excuse.
   
   I went to the bathroom and asked her specifically "do you want to go to the bathroom?" before going in.
   
   Then I walk out and she is squatting near the sink holding a yoghurt container. She hadn't pissed in it yet but as I came out, she started straightening up and hurriedly trying to cover up.
   
   After some prodding, she admitted she was about to piss in the container "because she was desperate".
   
   What. The. Fuck.
   
   Knock bitch. Knock. Not only do we have multiple bathrooms, if she really wanted to piss in the closest one, JUST FUCKING KNOCK.
   
   She tried to blame it on me "for being in the bathroom for a million years". I was in there for barely 15-20 mins. Even so, FUCKING KNOCK.
   
   There is no excuse. There is no justification. Fucking knock.
   
   What. The. Fuck.
   
   This is literally animalistic retard behaviour. Disgusting, relationship-ending behaviour. I can't believe I am with such a person. I feel like I saw a side of her that I didn't even know existed.
6. 2021-08-04 at 4:42 AM UTC in Haha SpectraL has never tried Don Siskel mushrooms
   

   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
   Only really scared people have to say they're not frightened. The truth is Spectral is too much of a shallow web kid to have tried Don Siskel mushrooms.
7. 2021-08-04 at 2:16 AM UTC in New GTA DLC
   

   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
   GTA 6 should have a Garry's Mod DarkRP type pseudo-MMO system per server.
8. 2021-08-04 at 2:07 AM UTC in Haha SpectraL has never tried Don Siskel mushrooms
   

   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ This thread didn't scare me.

   
   Never had Don Siskel mushrooms^
9. 2021-08-03 at 9 PM UTC in Haha SpectraL has never tried Don Siskel mushrooms
   

   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
   He is too much of a shallow web kid to ever acquire them
10. 2021-08-03 at 8:54 PM UTC in Would you marry a bitch with a body count
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    I'm watching "Love After Lockup" with my wife these days and apparently there are a LOT of people who would marry bitches/niggaers with a body count.
11. 2021-08-03 at 8:35 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

    Originally posted by POLECAT its an underground concrete house,, I actually worked 4 years of my life helping build that house you can drive bulldozzers over it and not even hear it going over, it won't burn

    
    Sounds like a great place to run out of oxygen in a fire tbh.
12. 2021-08-03 at 5:17 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Like 4-ply Kleenex?
13. 2021-08-03 at 4:03 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

    Originally posted by POLECAT just found out my dad died,, 18 months ago,, stepmom didn't think I needed to know about that little fact,, cunt,, anyways a law firm contacted me about his wrongful death law suit ,, it would seem my step mom and I are not done fighting. we are spossed to get paperwork giving us the option of stating how much h of a % we each think we should get of the loot when it comes in and if we agree we get the loot and if we do not agree a bunch of lawyers get a chunk,, so I called her and now she is madder than a wet hen and I'm pretty sure she is gonna call her lawyers oh no!! well I'm betting no matter what she says she is going to put down she will say she wants it all. I was going to put 50/50 but I'm thinkin I would ba happier if I put 100 for me and let the lawyers fight it out and get most of it just to fuck her our of as mush as possible.

    
    Just agree to split it 50/50 and then burn her house down while she sleeps
14. 2021-08-03 at 3:45 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
15. 2021-08-03 at 12:41 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RIPtotse I remember error

    
    No you don't, poser
16. 2021-08-03 at 4:07 AM UTC in So Bill Krozby is alive?
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Nope still dead
17. 2021-08-03 at 3:22 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ↑ dalitionary
    
    

    
    Mongford thesaurus^
18. 2021-08-03 at 2:32 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung u brighten people's days. ur 1 of the good guys.

    
    Shut the fuck up
19. 2021-08-03 at 2:32 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny seep ?
    
    
    
    blood dont seep out if animals. they arent some rag dolls you played with as a child.

    
    Mongoloid vocabulary^
20. 2021-08-03 at 2:13 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

    Originally posted by POLECAT arent packies just indians

    
    Same thing before 1947