2021-08-02 at 1:12 AM UTC
DO NOT TRUST YOUR FARTS AFTER EATING THESE THINGS. I just wasted a pair of fresh underwear. Fucking Jews.
2021-08-02 at 1:17 AM UTC
Any of those fake sweeteners tend to do that, look up those sugar free gummy bear reviews
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2021-08-02 at 1:17 AM UTC
You sour drop gummied your undies
2021-08-02 at 1:20 AM UTC
That used to be me on bundy
2021-08-02 at 1:30 AM UTC
I got into a YouTube argument today (yes I am an adult ) with a person who insisted I wasn't healthy because I don't get explosive diarrhea after eating at SUBWAY.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2021-08-02 at 1:46 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ
I got into a YouTube argument today (yes I am an adult ) with a person who insisted I wasn't healthy because I don't get explosive diarrhea after eating at SUBWAY.
Haha this guy doesn't bleed mud out his shitpipe after eating subway, what an unhealthy loser
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2021-08-02 at 10:30 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ
He INSISTED that everyone he knows also gets explosive diarrhea after eating there and that because I don't get that, I'm probably constipated and need to see a doctor.
Obviously you hear that joke with TACO BELL but never subway. I love the internet.
Taco Bell was the last thing i ate before i didnt shit for over a month. To this day i cant go to TB because i have this primal fear that if i eat anither beefy crunch 5layer burrito, im gonna swell up like a baloon again and have a huge turd crack my sternum open like an alien baby.
I mean the grams of heroin and never drinking water mightve had something to do with ittoo, but the tacobell was just the straw that broke the camels crack
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2021-08-02 at 10:59 AM UTC
you can't shit in them though i learned that the hard way, those are a different kind
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!