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My girlfriend was about to piss in an empty yoghurt container

  1. #1
    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    It is past midnight and we've been drinking but that is no fucking excuse.

    I went to the bathroom and asked her specifically "do you want to go to the bathroom?" before going in.

    Then I walk out and she is squatting near the sink holding a yoghurt container. She hadn't pissed in it yet but as I came out, she started straightening up and hurriedly trying to cover up.

    After some prodding, she admitted she was about to piss in the container "because she was desperate".

    What. The. Fuck.

    Knock bitch. Knock. Not only do we have multiple bathrooms, if she really wanted to piss in the closest one, JUST FUCKING KNOCK.

    She tried to blame it on me "for being in the bathroom for a million years". I was in there for barely 15-20 mins. Even so, FUCKING KNOCK.

    There is no excuse. There is no justification. Fucking knock.

    What. The. Fuck.

    This is literally animalistic retard behaviour. Disgusting, relationship-ending behaviour. I can't believe I am with such a person. I feel like I saw a side of her that I didn't even know existed.
  2. #2
    You guys sound like a hoot n a half lemme know when youre ready for house guests
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  3. #3
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Shouldve allowed her to prove herself and complete her piss into it. If she could successfully do it without missing a drop, might want to reconsider.
  4. #4
    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    She is a disgusting alcoholic. She would never do this sober.

    What the fuck.

    100% absolute repulsive degenerate behaviour.

    What the fuck.
  5. #5
    This is pretty grody… especially because you guys have multiple bathrooms so one was most definitely available to her. Zero excuse to get sloppy and attempt to pee in a yogurt cup. If she can’t consume alcohol and not act like a Neanderthal, maybe she should cut it out. That isn’t cute.
  6. #6
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    pics? thats hot
  7. #7
    What a class act.
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  8. #8
    Opeys making chit up again
  9. #9
    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Last night changed my perception a lot. I cannot imagine that person being my life partner. She is a disgusting alcoholic, she changes completely. She's an awesome person when not drinking.
  10. #10
    what kind of man goes to the bathroom and not only shut the door, but keep it locked as well.


    not a real one. thats what.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what kind of man goes to the bathroom and not only shut the door, but keep it locked as well.


    not a real one. thats what.

    REAL men don't even go to "the bathroom"...REAL men go to "the shitter"
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson REAL men don't even go to "the bathroom"…REAL men go to "the shitter"

    do they still exist in the west ?
  13. #13
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny do they still exist in the west ?

    Yes I exist...I'm not a figment of your imagination...even if I sometimes seem so manly as to be unreal.
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes I exist…I'm not a figment of your imagination…even if I sometimes seem so manly as to be unreal.

    i mean the shitter.
  15. #15
    Kev Space Nigga
    stick the container up her ass, thatll teach her
  16. #16
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i mean the shitter.

    YAS QWEEN
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