Posts by Data

1. 2021-04-01 at 7:59 PM UTC in Hey everyone, will pay for minor technology help.
   

   Data African Astronaut
   Ass isn't cheap okay
2. 2021-04-01 at 7:58 PM UTC in My tax refund just got approved by the IRS
   

   Data African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Does your mom get to claim you as a dependent because you are mentally disabled?

   
   No because my mom is dead and I'm not mentally disabled
3. 2021-04-01 at 7:57 PM UTC in You have a time machine but it only travels to the front doors of Wilhelmstraße 77, 10117 Berlin, Germany @ 8:43am on December 4th 1939 and back.
   

   Data African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yeah not really relevant to the rest of the population and Stalin doing his thing in the absence of Hitler…

   
   You're a bit slow aren't you lmao.
   
   Let me make it clear for you
   
   Go back in time
   
   New temporal plane
   
   Kill hitler
   
   Travel to future
   
   Life is fucked up oh no
   
   Travel back to past, new temporal plane
   
   Do jack shit like you currently did in 1939 Berlin
   
   Travel to future
   
   Life is the same because you didn't do shit
   
   Problem solved.
   
   Any possible reality you could 'create' already exists because you've already fucked it. You don't really change anything. All temporal planes exist at once. This isn't like the movies.
   
   I know you're kinda old and edging into dementia, but try to use your big brain for a bit.
4. 2021-04-01 at 7:53 PM UTC in My tax refund just got approved by the IRS
   

   Data African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Solstice I claimed all my neighbors kids as dependents off some papers I found in their trash and I'm hoping he doesn't find out

   
   Yeah I claimed a kid in Nebraska this year
5. 2021-04-01 at 7:52 PM UTC in You have a time machine but it only travels to the front doors of Wilhelmstraße 77, 10117 Berlin, Germany @ 8:43am on December 4th 1939 and back.
   

   Data African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Data Traveling backwards in time goes to a new temporal plane every time, so you can't ever meet multiple copies of yourself or effect history twice.

6. 2021-04-01 at 7:50 PM UTC in You have a time machine but it only travels to the front doors of Wilhelmstraße 77, 10117 Berlin, Germany @ 8:43am on December 4th 1939 and back.
   

   Data African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson How so? we'd all be under the governance of the USSR and in their labor camps instead.

   
   Temporal plane control stops you from permanently realizing the horrors you have committed. You can just go back in time again and do nothing and you'll be back in a temporal plane similar to our own, which you can then travel to the present in and enjoy the same life you know now.
   
   All the time paradox shit only comes into play when you're unable to control which timeline you travel in. Back to the Future could've been solved in 23min if they simply had temporal plane control.
7. 2021-04-01 at 7:46 PM UTC in You have a time machine but it only travels to the front doors of Wilhelmstraße 77, 10117 Berlin, Germany @ 8:43am on December 4th 1939 and back.
   

   Data African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "You have a time machine but it only travels to the front doors of Wilhelmstraße 77, 10117 Berlin, Germany @ 8:43am on December 4th 1939 and back."
   
   Not much of a fucking time machine then is it. I wouldn't bother because I couldn't get back and I need to watch my tiktok subscriptions everyday.

   
   You would be able to get back, fuckhead. Whatever moment in the present you leave from, you can return to. You just can't travel to anywhere else. You could do all kinds of shit in Berlin. Even just for vacation I mean damn, you don't have to kill Hitler. You can just go to the beach. It's Berlin, use your fucking imagination.
8. 2021-04-01 at 7:44 PM UTC in You have a time machine but it only travels to the front doors of Wilhelmstraße 77, 10117 Berlin, Germany @ 8:43am on December 4th 1939 and back.
   

   Data African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bradley can u make it do any other dates or do u gotta make a new fred

   
   Yes. The time machine is intrinsically linked to niggasin.space threads. Won't function without them. If Lanny deletes this thread you could get stuck in 1939
9. 2021-04-01 at 7:43 PM UTC in You have a time machine but it only travels to the front doors of Wilhelmstraße 77, 10117 Berlin, Germany @ 8:43am on December 4th 1939 and back.
   

   Data African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Narc Pretty much every one of us would cease to exist if hitler never did what he did tho.
   
   
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   Do you people not understand that I broke the time paradox here
   
   You would still exist if you killed hitler or fucked your mother or whatever
10. 2021-04-01 at 7:42 PM UTC in My New Look
    

    Data African Astronaut
    So what's the new look?
11. 2021-04-01 at 7:33 PM UTC in My tax refund just got approved by the IRS
    

    Data African Astronaut
    Wow that exchange was a complete fucking waste of my time. I'm logging off.
12. 2021-04-01 at 7:31 PM UTC in My tax refund just got approved by the IRS
    

    Data African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Data Doublepost
    
    Doublebutthurt

13. 2021-04-01 at 7:31 PM UTC in List of ugly NIS users (official)
    

    Data African Astronaut
    https://www.reddit.com/r/asseffect
    
    Would fuck Tali no masks
14. 2021-04-01 at 7:29 PM UTC in I wanna learn how to speak Khmer (Cambodian) so I can go over there, but fuckin that PandorasBox shit is expensive
    

    Data African Astronaut
    You ever been to a small town Mexican DMV? Because holy shit. They called this nigger from his goddamn house to come notarize shit. I think he finished his lunch first because it took forever.
    
    Don't ever show up on time to a Mexican party lol. You'll be setting up chairs and trying salsas for like 4hrs
15. 2021-04-01 at 7:24 PM UTC in My tax refund just got approved by the IRS
    

    Data African Astronaut
    Doublepost
    
    Doublebutthurt
16. 2021-04-01 at 7:24 PM UTC in List of ugly NIS users (official)
    

    Data African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jisatsu_Fujoshi1998 HTS is pretty ugly but yeah what is he doing with some grotesque white trash goblin like scorn.
    Scorn looks like the stereotypical homeless meth addict passed out under a bridge.

    
    Nah HTS is fucking cute. I wanna pinch her cheeks and feed her chocolate mousse till she gets fat.
17. 2021-04-01 at 7:22 PM UTC in My tax refund just got approved by the IRS
    

    Data African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Lol I really didnt care.

    
    He just edited the source code anyway
18. 2021-04-01 at 7:21 PM UTC in List of ugly NIS users (official)
    

    Data African Astronaut
    Also what kind of straight man ranks other straight men?
    
    At least I enjoy dick. What's your excuse, hikki?
19. 2021-04-01 at 7:21 PM UTC in List of ugly NIS users (official)
    

    Data African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe I'm near the end next to Lucy
    
    We're not so ugly then.
    
    Lol

    
    HTS is actually cute. Handsome as a man. Pretty as a woman. Good strong oval face that works with basically any hairstyle. Scron is waaay out of his league. I mean holyshit. I think Freddy Krueger has less craters. I'm surprised Niel Armstrong hasn't tried landing on it yet.
20. 2021-04-01 at 7:19 PM UTC in My tax refund just got approved by the IRS
    

    Data African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ..and everyone thought i was lying about my love for Aldi…

    
    Okay but why did you screenshotit and go through the trouble of cropping and editing just to show us this?