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Poll: Would you try to kill hitler?
- no jitler is my freiend
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No he's just misunderstood
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How the fuck would i kill hitler
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You have a time machine but it only travels to the front doors of Wilhelmstraße 77, 10117 Berlin, Germany @ 8:43am on December 4th 1939 and back.
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2021-04-01 at 7:48 PM UTC"IF THE NAZIS WON WE WOULD ALL BE MARCHING AROUND WITH BLONDE HAIR SPEAKING GERMAN RIGHT NOW!!!"
das ist gut?
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2021-04-01 at 7:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson How so? we'd all be under the governance of the USSR and in their labor camps instead.
Temporal plane control stops you from permanently realizing the horrors you have committed. You can just go back in time again and do nothing and you'll be back in a temporal plane similar to our own, which you can then travel to the present in and enjoy the same life you know now.
All the time paradox shit only comes into play when you're unable to control which timeline you travel in. Back to the Future could've been solved in 23min if they simply had temporal plane control. -
2021-04-01 at 7:52 PM UTC
Originally posted by Data Temporal plane control stops you from permanently realizing the horrors you have committed. You can just go back in time again and do nothing and you'll be back in a temporal plane similar to our own, which you can then travel to the present in and enjoy the same life you know now.
All the time paradox shit only comes into play when you're unable to control which timeline you travel in. Back to the Future could've been solved in 23min if they simply had temporal plane control.
You're adding features to this time machine that were not mentioned in the original post...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-04-01 at 7:52 PM UTC
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2021-04-01 at 7:53 PM UTCYeah not really relevant to the rest of the population and Stalin doing his thing in the absence of Hitler...
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2021-04-01 at 7:57 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yeah not really relevant to the rest of the population and Stalin doing his thing in the absence of Hitler…
You're a bit slow aren't you lmao.
Let me make it clear for you
Go back in time
New temporal plane
Kill hitler
Travel to future
Life is fucked up oh no
Travel back to past, new temporal plane
Do jack shit like you currently did in 1939 Berlin
Travel to future
Life is the same because you didn't do shit
Problem solved.
Any possible reality you could 'create' already exists because you've already fucked it. You don't really change anything. All temporal planes exist at once. This isn't like the movies.
I know you're kinda old and edging into dementia, but try to use your big brain for a bit. -
2021-04-01 at 8 PM UTC
Originally posted by Data You're a bit slow aren't you lmao.
Let me make it clear for you
Go back in time
New temporal plane
Kill hitler
Travel to future
Life is fucked up oh no
Travel back to past, new temporal plane
Do jack shit like you currently did in 1939 Berlin
Travel to future
Life is the same because you didn't do shit
Problem solved.
Any possible reality you could 'create' already exists because you've already fucked it. You don't really change anything. All temporal planes exist at once. This isn't like the movies.
I know you're kinda old and edging into dementia, but try to use your big brain for a bit.
Clearly you've never watched sliders or Quantum leap -
2021-04-01 at 8:01 PM UTCYeah because I'm not a fucking geriatric
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2021-04-01 at 8:02 PM UTCWhat if Hilter killed you when you went back and stole your time machine? then he could keep retrying.
...1945 comes around "ah fuck, this didn't work, lets go back and try again" -
2021-04-01 at 8:02 PM UTCI would steal his meth actually fuck neo nazis they are all meat head faggots like wariat. I can cook up a mean batch of zyklon B it's made from sugar beets.
Prussic acid is also a by-product of beet sugar production, and a method of obtaining the chemical from beet-molasses wastewater (the liquid left over after you get the sugar out) was patented in 1915. Although prussic acid has its benign uses, its most infamous application was as the main ingredient in Zyklon B, the Nazi death camp gas. Developed as a pesticide, Zyklon B was manufactured during World War II by the German company Dessauer Werke für Zucker und Chemische Industrie (Dessau Works for the Sugar and Chemical Industry). It sold Zyklon B to another firm, Degussa, which put it into the distribution chain that got it into the hands of the SS. In an effort to come clean about its past, in 1998 Degussa commissioned Northwestern University historian Peter Hayes to examine the company’s Nazi connections. His findings are summarized at degussa-history.com. “By 1936,” the site notes, “Dessauer Werke … was the only manufacturer of [Zyklon B]. The prussic acid required came from Dessauer Schlempe GmbH, which extracted the highly poisonous substance from the waste produced when processing sugar beet.” Though 99 percent of the Zyklon B produced during WWII was used for delousing and other pest control, Hayes concludes that the SS used the remaining 1 percent to murder about a million peop
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2021-04-03 at 1:11 PM UTC
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2021-04-03 at 1:12 PM UTC
Originally posted by Narc But hitler never killed my grandad, so if hitler didn't happen then my granddaddy would have been dead.
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Wow you're slow.
The you who would've been born in that temporal plane wouldn't exist. You still would. You aren't changing history in our timeline. You are fucking up someone else's timeline. -
2021-04-03 at 1:14 PM UTC
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2021-04-03 at 1:20 PM UTC
Originally posted by Narc Tbf I think a lot of his top guys did advise him that but lucky for us he was an arrogant moron.
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He was completely conked out by that point. He made a lot of retarded decisions and wouldn't listen to his advisors. He talked about it in one of those letters to the german people he wrote days before his suicide. -
2021-04-03 at 9:57 PM UTC
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2021-04-03 at 10:10 PM UTC
Originally posted by Narc So what would be the point of what you asked in the op?
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To go to Berlin and chill without worrying about weird time paradoxes. People always ask about killing Hitler, but they never ask what beaches you'd like to go to, or what theatres you'd like to see before Europe gets bombed to shit. Like you live in the UK so you could come to areas you know now relatively easily and check out what things were like in your country in 1939. Go show them technology and freak everyone out. You could just choose not to go back as well and live there with the knowledge of what to invest in so you can be rich and maybe powerful. You could invent the computer. Steal valuables and return to our timeline without consequence. Whatever you want man. It's a time machine. -
2021-04-06 at 11:55 PM UTC
Originally posted by Data To go to Berlin and chill without worrying about weird time paradoxes. People always ask about killing Hitler, but they never ask what beaches you'd like to go to, or what theatres you'd like to see before Europe gets bombed to shit. Like you live in the UK so you could come to areas you know now relatively easily and check out what things were like in your country in 1939. Go show them technology and freak everyone out. You could just choose not to go back as well and live there with the knowledge of what to invest in so you can be rich and maybe powerful. You could invent the computer. Steal valuables and return to our timeline without consequence. Whatever you want man. It's a time machine.
Would there be good drugs and hot slutty bitches?
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