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  1. Data African Astronaut
    It's pretty sad you felt the need to prove yourself to this community.

    Nobody gives a fuck
  2. Data African Astronaut
    Oct is one of the most objectively attractive dudes on here. You guys are reeeealllly looking for something wrong with his face. He has a strong jaw, well defined nose, thicc eyebrows I mean holy fuck. I don't know any women who aren't into that shit.
  3. Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Nile I look better than everyone in this thread.

    You don't look better than me.
  4. Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G No cropping here son, was readily available in the cloud "§m£ÂgØL_Disabled" file lol.

    Yeah okay lol.
  5. Data African Astronaut
    I'm a time machine expert ok
  6. Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley My apologies I didn't know we were taking it so seriously sir.

    Herrr, Bitte, Meine Arbest ist fuer die Fuehrer. Wo? Wie gehts! Heil Hitler! o/ o/

    Assuming before i go back in tnhe hippity dippity time machine, i would assume i am dressed in the standard regalia of the times to blend in with the nazis I am infiltrating .

    I would follow the Soldaten escourting me to the die fuehrer and when greeted by Fuehrer Hitler I will get to ask him,


    This is a very serious thread. Seriously, serious inquiries only.

    You'd be in whatever clothes you were wearing when you steppped into the machine
  7. Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai I'd tell him that the allies were landing in Normandy, not Pas de Calais or Marseille. I'd also tell him not to push into Russia, obviously. I'd tell him to find and kill Oppenheimer. Oh, and I'd tell him to do do a Night of the Long Knives 2.0 and kill Himmler and everyone involved with the Wannsee Conference. Hopefully this would mean the holocaust was less holocaust-y. At this point I would surely start to disappear like Marty McFly because trannies no longer exist in the future.

    No, because you were born in a different temporal plane. You can travel back to a changed history but ultimately you came from elsewhere, not that timeline.
  8. Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai I wouldn't trust myself to drive. I know how retarded I am. Other people seem to manage just fine. It's pretty straightforward calculus. The same calculus as flying a plane. You want the pilot to be in control because he knows how to fly a plane better than you.

    Its honestly not that hard. Like riding a 3000lb bike. Once it becomes instinctual you basically have it for life and stop thinking about it. Some people are better at not thinking than others, but if you can navigate a grocery store you can probably navigate a car.
  9. Data African Astronaut
    You don't have a single valid picture of me, G. Stop trying.
  10. Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G

    Lol holy fuck you are as retarded as hydro

    I am not in the picture you cropped that out of lmao. That's literally some Taiwanese tranny I took a picture of at Taipei pride parade 2018.
  11. Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley i hope zenith is still drunk with knives and not looking at who he's talking to right now

    no facial to speak of

    He's doing really good from what I hear. Wish I had a way to contact him. He probably doesn't want to be associated with us at all anymore. I will always remember him in the blurry image feed from his burnt out webcam. He burned like two or three of those things lmao
  12. Data African Astronaut
    Hitler wouldn't molest Anne Frank. He loved his wife a lot. He executed pedophiles.

    Not defending him just saying

    And he'd be dead before Donald Trump got big. Dude was born in 1889.

    Most likely you'd never be able to get close to Hitler. Especially as an American. Sophie may be able to pull off an execution but most of us wouldn't get near him.
  13. Data African Astronaut
    Fucking MXE dude
  14. Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe You're not funny.

    Just some fucking dumbass loser me, Panny & Fubi use to laugh at. I bunked a load MXE off your bf Zenith and never paid before you got busted hahahahaha

    Loser.

    This is a nostalgia i should not have
  15. Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley whenever anyone's pregnant i ask them if they're gonna keep the baby transgender or announce it's gender for him and or her before he and or she has a right to make that up for itself.

    You know this is super good for over population and it's kinda fun!!!! U might like it :)

    Actually its pretty fucked to think of parents just choosing one for a trans baby. Imagine choosing the wrong one and giving your kids a shit ton of stress and uncertainty because they feel like a boy instead. Horrible
  16. Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost Using wrong pronouns of an accepted medical disorder sounds like something a mentally ill person would do. that would be like saying STAY AWAY FROM ME I DON'T WANT TO CATCH YOUR CANCER and seriously believing it.

    I actually do use people's requested pronouns. I don't really give a fuck about shit like this, I'm just trillin. If people wanted to be chickens I'd throw feed at them. HTS is valuable and beautiful and looks like Janis Joplin and you should make her corned beef hash and potatoes tomorrow, which is what real women eat to stay skinny.
  17. Data African Astronaut
    What do you do? You can go back and forth freely, but you will always travel back to the same time and spot. Traveling backwards in time goes to a new temporal plane every time, so you can't ever meet multiple copies of yourself or effect history twice.
  18. Data African Astronaut
    Uh, child porn or... What is that? Who is that?
  19. Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Same with Norm MacDonald. I dont think hes ever had a driver's license with the reasoning that cars are scary and they go all fast and they're dangerous.

    But he has drivers so hes still at risk, but he has no control. Youd think he would WANT to drive for that very reason so he could at least trust himself and not some other person.

    Unless it's all been an elaborate troll and he does actually drive, which wouldnt surprise me either.

    Anyway! Brb making a cheese sandwich

    I'm trolling. I don't have a Mercedes but I could've taken pics of someone else's keys. I do have a car and a license.

    I just can't lie to you anymore mq. I refuse.
  20. Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G They have you altered into believing you are someone else not the one whom larps online as several aliases here on NIS. You can forge ahead w/ your new medicated personality, but it would be detrimental to not acknowledge from whence you came.

    Source? Sounds like you're deep in the conspiracy here. How far do your delusions go?
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