You have a time machine but it only travels to the front doors of Wilhelmstraße 77, 10117 Berlin, Germany @ 8:43am on December 4th 1939 and back.

1. 2021-04-01 at 6:19 PM UTC

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   Data African Astronaut
   What do you do? You can go back and forth freely, but you will always travel back to the same time and spot. Traveling backwards in time goes to a new temporal plane every time, so you can't ever meet multiple copies of yourself or effect history twice.
2. 2021-04-01 at 6:25 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   I would not kill the Fuehrer and neither will you! Hitler must say "Ooopsies" and go to antartica without ur help!!!
   
   y were the nazis sending all that steel and base building equpiment to Argentina, but it never arrived lookin ass,
   
   then there's buzz lightyear saying "I can see something that's gonna reallly change shit forever omg!!!!" and then he had a stroke, or some shit? and then he was confused and did dnot see:
   
   Hitler molesting Anne Frank in his private VIP Donald Trump Tower
3. 2021-04-01 at 6:27 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   in antartica aka atlantis, sorry if i didn't properly cite those sources.
4. 2021-04-01 at 6:31 PM UTC

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   Data African Astronaut
   Hitler wouldn't molest Anne Frank. He loved his wife a lot. He executed pedophiles.
   
   Not defending him just saying
   
   And he'd be dead before Donald Trump got big. Dude was born in 1889.
   
   Most likely you'd never be able to get close to Hitler. Especially as an American. Sophie may be able to pull off an execution but most of us wouldn't get near him.
5. 2021-04-01 at 6:32 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   I would molest hitler
6. 2021-04-01 at 6:42 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by Data Hitler wouldn't molest Anne Frank. He loved his wife a lot. He executed pedophiles.
   
   Not defending him just saying
   
   And he'd be dead before Donald Trump got big. Dude was born in 1889.
   
   Most likely you'd never be able to get close to Hitler. Especially as an American. Sophie may be able to pull off an execution but most of us wouldn't get near him.

   
   My apologies I didn't know we were taking it so seriously sir.
   
   Herrr, Bitte, Meine Arbest ist fuer die Fuehrer. Wo? Wie gehts! Heil Hitler! o/ o/
   
   Assuming before i go back in tnhe hippity dippity time machine, i would assume i am dressed in the standard regalia of the times to blend in with the nazis I am infiltrating .
   
   I would follow the Soldaten escourting me to the die fuehrer and when greeted by Fuehrer Hitler I will get to ask him,
   
   

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7. 2021-04-01 at 6:44 PM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   I'd tell him that the allies were landing in Normandy, not Pas de Calais or Marseille. I'd also tell him not to push into Russia, obviously. I'd tell him to find and kill Oppenheimer. Oh, and I'd tell him to do do a Night of the Long Knives 2.0 and kill Himmler and everyone involved with the Wannsee Conference. Hopefully this would mean the holocaust was less holocaust-y. At this point I would surely start to disappear like Marty McFly because trannies no longer exist in the future.
8. 2021-04-01 at 6:54 PM UTC

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   Data African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Meikai I'd tell him that the allies were landing in Normandy, not Pas de Calais or Marseille. I'd also tell him not to push into Russia, obviously. I'd tell him to find and kill Oppenheimer. Oh, and I'd tell him to do do a Night of the Long Knives 2.0 and kill Himmler and everyone involved with the Wannsee Conference. Hopefully this would mean the holocaust was less holocaust-y. At this point I would surely start to disappear like Marty McFly because trannies no longer exist in the future.

   
   No, because you were born in a different temporal plane. You can travel back to a changed history but ultimately you came from elsewhere, not that timeline.
9. 2021-04-01 at 6:55 PM UTC

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   Data African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bradley My apologies I didn't know we were taking it so seriously sir.
   
   Herrr, Bitte, Meine Arbest ist fuer die Fuehrer. Wo? Wie gehts! Heil Hitler! o/ o/
   
   Assuming before i go back in tnhe hippity dippity time machine, i would assume i am dressed in the standard regalia of the times to blend in with the nazis I am infiltrating .
   
   I would follow the Soldaten escourting me to the die fuehrer and when greeted by Fuehrer Hitler I will get to ask him,
   
   

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   This is a very serious thread. Seriously, serious inquiries only.
   
   You'd be in whatever clothes you were wearing when you steppped into the machine
10. 2021-04-01 at 6:55 PM UTC

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    Data African Astronaut
    I'm a time machine expert ok
11. 2021-04-01 at 7:35 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    can u make it do any other dates or do u gotta make a new fred
12. 2021-04-01 at 7:36 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    this idea was played out twice already and thirdly by Valkyrie that movie with tom cruise, i didn't like like it.
13. 2021-04-01 at 7:36 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    I would sell it to neo nazis for a pound of good crank
14. 2021-04-01 at 7:41 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    "You have a time machine but it only travels to the front doors of Wilhelmstraße 77, 10117 Berlin, Germany @ 8:43am on December 4th 1939 and back."
    
    Not much of a fucking time machine then is it. I wouldn't bother because I couldn't get back and I need to watch my tiktok subscriptions everyday.
15. 2021-04-01 at 7:42 PM UTC

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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Pretty much every one of us would cease to exist if hitler never did what he did tho.
    
    
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16. 2021-04-01 at 7:43 PM UTC

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    Data African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Narc Pretty much every one of us would cease to exist if hitler never did what he did tho.
    
    
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    Do you people not understand that I broke the time paradox here
    
    You would still exist if you killed hitler or fucked your mother or whatever
17. 2021-04-01 at 7:44 PM UTC

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    Data African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley can u make it do any other dates or do u gotta make a new fred

    
    Yes. The time machine is intrinsically linked to niggasin.space threads. Won't function without them. If Lanny deletes this thread you could get stuck in 1939
18. 2021-04-01 at 7:45 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Data Do you people not understand that I broke the time paradox here
    
    You would still exist if you killed hitler or fucked your mother or whatever

    
    How so? we'd all be under the governance of the USSR and in their labor camps instead.
19. 2021-04-01 at 7:46 PM UTC

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    Data African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "You have a time machine but it only travels to the front doors of Wilhelmstraße 77, 10117 Berlin, Germany @ 8:43am on December 4th 1939 and back."
    
    Not much of a fucking time machine then is it. I wouldn't bother because I couldn't get back and I need to watch my tiktok subscriptions everyday.

    
    You would be able to get back, fuckhead. Whatever moment in the present you leave from, you can return to. You just can't travel to anywhere else. You could do all kinds of shit in Berlin. Even just for vacation I mean damn, you don't have to kill Hitler. You can just go to the beach. It's Berlin, use your fucking imagination.
20. 2021-04-01 at 7:47 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Data You would be able to get back, fuckhead. Whatever moment in the present you leave from, you can return to. You just can't travel to anywhere else. You could do all kinds of shit in Berlin. Even just for vacation I mean damn, you don't have to kill Hitler. You can just go to the beach. It's Berlin, use your fucking imagination.

    
    Why would anyone want to kill Hitler anyway?? I'd apply to be his right hand man and advise against attacking the Russians.