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2021-04-19 at 4:02 PM UTC in Queen Elizabeth II death pool
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2021-04-19 at 4:02 PM UTC in Leaving NIS foreverGoodbye Everyone
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2021-04-19 at 3:42 PM UTC in Penis Inspection Day is Now Real
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2021-04-19 at 3:42 PM UTC in Former tx sherriff does a mass shooting here in austin just nowWhite people lmao
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2021-04-19 at 3:41 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Young love. you will have kids with him and then they will require most of your attention.
Just make sure Momma (your mom?) or someone can take the little snot nose off your hands for a week once a year so you and he can continue on with young love or it starts to eat away.
but marriage is an institution. A Job. having sex become harder to do. not jinxing it. just giving advice you stay close with family. you watch their kids with yours and they do the same
She's like 35 lmao
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2021-04-19 at 3:40 PM UTC in Chauvin is beyond fucked
Originally posted by Ghost WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CLOSING ARGUMENT FROM THE STATE
"George floyds last words were 'I can't breathe Mr. Officer' and mr. officer is supposed to protect and defend but the mr. officer he was referring to was the defendant, this Mr. Officer did not do his job.."
MISTER FUCKING OFFICER, REALLY?
he is calling police "mister officers" to like use floyds words to berate him but I dunno it just comes off as really weird to me like he is trying to make this as emotional as possible. HE LOVED HIS MAMA!!!!
he is 100% not getting charged for this no fucking way. I think the state fucked up
Uh have you even played the Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney trilogy? -
2021-04-19 at 3:38 PM UTC in how many of you here who have never been anywhereBill Krozby is a piece of shit. You're better than him totse2k. Most people here are.
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2021-04-19 at 3:34 PM UTC in Queen Elizabeth II death pool
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2021-04-19 at 3:33 PM UTC in how many of you here who have never been anywhereThis is a weird exchange
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2021-04-19 at 3:08 PM UTC in Queen Elizabeth II death pool
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Non sequitur.
The credit card division (which is what we are discussing here) are not holding my money…They don't have my money, they never have my money…I have theirs…which I then pay back to them with a 5% discount.
I'm holding THEIR money..that's what credit is
And yes they would offer it because for every person like me making money out of them…there are 100,000 like you who they can exploit and who end up paying $$$$ in interest to them.
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2021-04-19 at 2:38 PM UTC in Queen Elizabeth II death poolLet me guess, you've worked a job your whole life?
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2021-04-19 at 2:37 PM UTC in Queen Elizabeth II death pool
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well duh lets do the math shall we…
Credit card, no annual fee.
I buy a new computer for $1500, on my credit card and pay it off 2 weeks later
I earn 5% cash back
So for the computer I effectively pay $1425 and the credit card company pays $75…also having the protection that credit card purchases offer should I have any issues with the purchase.
I make $75 off the jedis and potentially more if I have problems with the product.
The jedis made nothing off me.
This is why you still live with mom and have a pre-paid $250 card.
Yeah... wow. That's not what I was saying at all.
That you think $75 is a win shows you are financially illiterate.
If it were 'exploiting them' they wouldn't offer it. They're making FAR more by holding and investing your money than you are 'making' by spending it. They're eating a jumbo slice of pizza and throwing the crust to their dog, you.
If you want to exploit the banks you ponzi scheme them with loans and 'restructure your debt' like billionaires do. -
2021-04-19 at 2:25 PM UTC in Should I Build a Guillotine
Originally posted by Bradley isn't like eucalyptus a lotion that koala bears eat?
vinny i'll buy some of your shit for food stamps if you're out in the Islamic State jungle eating leaves to survive.
Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them. -
2021-04-19 at 2:21 PM UTC in Queen Elizabeth II death pool
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson There are those that are exploited by the jedis and there are those that exploit the jedis…I never pay interest anymore…and I get points/cashback on all my purchases…
Pay $1000 cash or pay on credit?, pay on credit and settle it up immediately and get 2-5% back or points you can cash in…only the stupid and financially dumb pay with cash.
Holy fuck do you really believe you're 'exploiting' the banks because... lol. Do you think interest is what they care about? Really? Lmao. Woooooh my cashback!!! If the bank pamphlet says its a good deal then it must be! -
2021-04-19 at 2:15 PM UTC in People who haven't taken psychedelics aren't really fun to talk toIt's true. They're kinda one dimensional.
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2021-04-19 at 2:13 PM UTC in Queen Elizabeth II death pool
Originally posted by Lanny Hey everyone! Look at me! The jedis really like me and they know I’m such a well trained goy that I’ll always pay money back to them when they give it to me!
If you work really really really hard like me, you too may be able to raise you “ability to be safely exploited by bankers” level
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2021-04-19 at 2:02 PM UTC in Me Chinese, me play joke, me put DickDock on your phone!We should bring back tacho
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2021-04-19 at 2:01 PM UTC in What’s the hell is the difference????
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2021-04-19 at 2 PM UTC in Queen Elizabeth II death poolInb4 jigaboo is self conscious enough to edit page source
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2021-04-19 at 1:59 PM UTC in Queen Elizabeth II death pool
