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Posts by Cowboy2013

  1. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Gay Mexicans
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    Would it bother you if that meth head who was spamming all the black dicks started to Goatse your thread instead?
  3. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    They're like indigenous Americans/Eskimos or some shit so I assume they're alcoholics. If so they would fit in well with all the mayo American junkies.
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    I think this is why the Cheeto Chomo was trying to buy Greenland and then try to accelerate global warming. But he's still an idiot. I think it's still just a big rock with a bunch of alcoholics living on the edges.
  5. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    If someone doesn't blow up the US soon we're going to end the world.
  6. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag There's a Nicki Minaj song about Marilyn Monroe.

    When I asked Candace why and she agreed that she's not an ambassador for black people I brought up that I'm sure she posts that song or the lyrics on average 10x a year.

    More if it's towards the end of a page and she thinks we didn't get a chance to read it 🤡
  7. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MEGA MOLE "A dandy on the boulevards (…), strolling at leisure until his Breguet, ever vigilant, reminds him it is midday."
    Alexander Pushkin
    Eugen Onegin, 1825-1833


    They used that in a Breguet ad too and specifically

    "… ever vigilant…"

    That was a perfect articulation of what attracted me to watches.

    A modern watch is a beautiful object. It's a lot more engineering than most people care to think about, packed into a a perfectly compact envelope. Back in the day, timepieces were artifacts of cutting edge engineering. You should look up "Marine Chronometer" and read about the history, take a moment to appreciate what it took to get to a modern watch.

    Keeping time is important. It's critical. It is deeply fundamental to what makes us human now, not just in the past when we were primitive animals.

    So to me a watch is emblematic of a lot.

    Then there's the aesthetic aspect of it

    What do you think of G-shocks?

    When you talk about engineering are you only talking about auto-winding watches? It's the only thing that is guaranteed to work when Russia and China finally get fed up and start hitting us with EMP's.... If we're lucky.
  8. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Same. I don't even have a car, just don't feel the pressure to conform that way and don't want it to drain my finances. Driving seems to exhaust people as well.

    What do you love about watches?

    If you had a car you couldn't shoulder surf black women on the bus and tell us what they're looking at.
  9. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MEGA MOLE It is frankly a bad decision no matter how much money you have. But you are learning how different people have different relationships with money. For many people the whole point is to subsidize their bad decisions. Like they genuinely don't understand what the point of having money even is if you don't spend it pointlessly i.e. "have fun with it".

    Come to think of it aren't new IPhone models like $5000? That would be even dumber than buying a Rolex and a lot more people do it.
  10. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Crispy It’s a nigger and spic thing

    Are you mad at Candace now?
  11. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Nobody has any thoughts on the Marilyn Monroe fascination? Idk if Princess Diana is as big there. But I think a princess is more wholesome at least. Marilyn Monroe was just some blond MK Ultra Hollyweird actress.

    If I had to guess I would say the fascination was that she was JFK's hoe or something like that.
  12. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kinks I have not seen Candaces

    I think she wears them more often than not. Idk
  13. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag https://techwearofficial.com/products/parallel-space-time-electronic-bracelet-watch

    I think they sell WiFi jammers that look like that. Idk how well they work but it would probably be more useful than a watch these days.
  14. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    More than once a week? That must suck because at 40 I know you have to be a horny old bitch.
  15. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I like these.




    So a battery I take it?
  16. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Trading anything for cash is prolly a bad investment. Things are only going to go up.
  17. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Of course a real man doesn't need a compass he just looks at the position of the sun or stars.

    It could be useful for a couple of things but only a fucktard would be walking around with a compass on their wrist as a fashion accessory. I wouldn't imagine they would even work well with steel in a watch.
  18. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes. Just drink natural spring water and the Great Green Arkleseizure indented for us to.

    I would like a second opinion.

    I'm not going to go full sperg about water though. Insisting it's bottled in bpa free glass bottles in the Himalayas or something. I may buy distilled water sometimes. I know they make home distillers but I don't think they would be very efficient or worth the time. At most I would try to boil off the chlorine but even that would get annoying.
  19. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Idk I think he said 6K or was looking for one in that price range. He was obsessed with watches and perfumes.

    That's fucking stupid. It only makes sense if you're just so rich you couldn't think of anything else to spend $6000 on. And if you're that rich you should be shot and have your watch stolen but I think they have serial numbers on them anyway. So it's fucking stupid either way.

    Are fancy watches like that autowinding or what?
  20. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I'd get a compass watch if I were a male.

    How often you need a compass on an average day?

    And before you ask I regularly look at a watch for the time. Either because I'm not carrying a phone or even if I am I think it's easier... or maybe that's just because I've gotten used to it.

    And skeleton watches look cool. OP has fairly impressive legs. No Lindsey.
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