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Posts by Cowboy2013

  1. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MEGA MOLE I am totally not into "active wear/rugged/outdoor" style watches that wannabe "operator" types wear and those are usually more with glow in the dark bezels etc but I get the utility.

    I mean glow in the dark markings on the watch. But mine needs light to kind of charge it. I like divers though because I think one with a black silicone band can go with anything. You mean something with an olive drab band or all divers?

    I'm a little annoyed by people who wear Columbia clothes when they're not camping and it's not raining. Or those hiking/combat err...shoes. That would be strike 2 on my glow appraisal too.
  2. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I just want to see some black asshole, I don't care where they film it

    They do look nice as long as they're wiped well and don't have hemorrhoids. But I think you were talking about how you like women to stink so you're probably into scat.
  3. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala I’m off my meds.

    Is that really ur dick?
  4. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Nothing interesting. I was hoping he was high on coke and beating his wife/running from cops like James Brown.

    I forget what Tiger Woods did but I think it was drunk driving with a twist. That other golfer killed someone lately drunk driving but if they don't charge him with manslaughter it's boring.
  5. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I've only seen grocery delivery vans outside peoples houses. People don't gawk out front windows here. In my estate everyone has a front garden but no one sits in theirs. They all sit in the back gardens.

    People don't ever use the backdoor?

    If my neighbors mostly had garages or parked in the back I wouldn't think it was as strange. People do mostly try to avoid interacting with neighbors today though. The ones you don't know it feels awkward acknowledging them and the ones you do you try to hide from them and sneak to your car before they can start a conversation with you. Unless you're drinking or something. Idk if it's just me.

    I would like to know what you grow too. You can post in Cowland if you like.
  6. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    If anybody remembers the stuff I made with tuna I think it looked a lot better but I hate slaw and mayonnaise.

    It was tuna cooked in bacon grease, I think with some garlic powder and I put it on some rice with Louisiana hot sauce. We're probably getting a lot of radpoints from Fukushima but I will sometimes get a few cans out of my covid stash if I don't feel like going anywhere.

    It tastes like rice and hash though.
  7. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I know Candace is lurking too.
  8. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Anything earlier than 2000s era just seems weird to me, I have some stuff from the early mid 2000's and it's grainy as heck and seems ancient to me in this modern age.

    Didn't there used to be an entire genre of "glitch porn" where the footage was all fucked up on purpose and would only show brief instances of content? I can't find anything online about this style but I swear it used to exist

    You're nuts. The one I posted it's like they're doing it in your great grandma's house. It's so wrong.
  9. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Early 2000s=landing strips and cumshots on their tramp stamps 🥱 All very generic and forgettable.
  10. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The first black naked I saw was on a VHS tape called BIG BLACK ASSES 46 or something and there was a scene called BAPTISM BY FIRE where an amateur style nubian woman got anal'd for her first scene on cam and I remember she really didn't seem to enjoy it until the very end and even after that she was like "ouch"

    That sounds like the 90s or early 2000s. I should specify. 70s or earlier.
  11. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood my friend Tony down at da docks told me dat these news cars you just "plug them suckas in" and there are codes all over online forums, you just search the model # and you can type the code in, put it into debug mode and unlock the entire vehicle and jailbreak it essentially

    Seriously? You can just plug one of those in?

    What about getting into them without breaking the window? I think you can amplify the signal if you're fairly close to the key fob. But I think it's like impossible without being close. I think it used to be possible but something about rolling codes.
  12. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MEGA MOLE Also the dial markings are now used as an aesthetic choice but back in the day they were supposed to be for diving watches, e.g. to use as a dive timer, especially the rotating bezels. So like you could rotate the bezel so the arrow points at the current time, then the minute hand will tell you exactly how many minutes have elapsed along the marked bezel. So say you have a 20 minute oxygen tank, you can mark and time 10 minutes exactly rather than remembering "I went in at 10:33, now it's 10:47, 47-33=14 minutes I've been under".

    They're still good to glow in the dark and I use a rotating bezel to time shit all the time. That part is definitely 100% more convenient than a phone alarm.
  13. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    The kind that Candace probably watches tries to compensate for the second with watermelon/KFC vomit but it's just gross imo.
  14. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    *It was more taboo back then

    *bush

    *It just seemed dirtier with the colors of all the furniture and stuff.

    *women weren't all tattooed like prison inmates

    (Ig the last three can apply to all porn).



    https://jjgirls.com/photo/rodox/retro-interracial/black-retro-lady-loves-cock/
  15. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    And what's the point of sperging out about your water if your watch is giving you cancer?
  16. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Get a smart watch so you can always know what your blood pressure is and how many steps you've walked that day. Also you can communicate with it like some old scifi movie shit.

    I always look for a G-Shock if somebody seems like a glowie but smart watches are probably a lot more practical. Apple is probably already recording everything for the government right out of the box.
  17. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I saw how the kia boys do it but I really wouldn't want to steal a kia. I would want something fast. Like one of these supercharged mustangs or chargers that go 200. Assuming the oinkers can't call up Dodge and have them disable it with a satellite or something.

    I used to know how to steal motorcycles. You could do something with the wires with the starter solenoid. Idk if it works on cars and it seems like it would take too much time anyway breaking a window then rooting around under the hood.
  18. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I haven't. Some people say it's proof we live in a simulation or some shit. But I asked my neighbors if they saw me doing it and they said yes. Maybe they had to say that?

    I wondered too why they're watching me so closely.
  19. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    What do you guys think of watches with NATO straps? They look cool but I wouldn't want to wear anything called that.

  20. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MEGA MOLE Do you think it's possible to rape someone purely via text?

    By zoomer standards I'm sure.
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