Posts by Cowboy2013

1. 2024-08-29 at 7:18 PM UTC in The government should deliver food
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood And how do you plan to pay for this?
   
   

   
   Cut back on bombs being sent to the Chosen?
   
   This would probably require our politicians to cut back on the underaged p/bunani too though. So ig it is a pie in the sky type of thing.
2. 2024-08-29 at 12:52 AM UTC in The government should deliver food
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   Instead of people having to go to the store to spend their EBT maybe have the government work something out with Elon to have smart cars deliver three meals a day, maybe to include their choice of goyslop? It's not like they have anything better to spend it on. People would be a lot happier to see Tesla's then.
   
   The only downside to this is that they couldn't loan out their EBT cards for fentanyl.
3. 2024-08-29 at 12:39 AM UTC in Meal subscription services
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   Gay. I thought this was going to be some kind of welfare thing 👎
4. 2024-08-29 at 12:35 AM UTC in Reminiscing about the late 2000's
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Ahh, the good old days of fax machines. It's pretty funny how the windows 2000 fax API was completely open and programmable, and also free. It was more than possible to make your windows 2000 machine act a fax server that forwards telephone connections into a system that sends every fax to your email.
   
   Nowadays setting up such a system on Windows with free software is impossible and the underlying API's and inner workings of software and hardware have been changed to instead favor third party licensed development that is not free and in 99% of cases is offered at the highest premium possible in annual packages to large corporations. It's just assumed that anyone else can just plug in a telephone line and have zero problems, even though 24 years ago it was already possible to send a fax completely digitally. But now it's impossible unless you pay money? What the fuck?
   
   

   
   I think needing a computer to look at the actual internet made life better. And the internet was better.
5. 2024-08-29 at 12:32 AM UTC in Did frala pay the $20 fee to TSTM her account?
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by shitty titty Yes I did! And then I sucked his dick too :)

   
   Is that really you? I'm glad you didn't quit. I panicked for a sec.
6. 2024-08-29 at 12:30 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kafka I feel a bit strange and dunno if it was the mushroom or placebo. Colours seem more vivid, I've suddenly tuned out background noise and stopped reading my self-help book in case it invoked negative emotions.

   
   Everything should look like your Tiktok icon.
7. 2024-08-29 at 12:27 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker The weeds growing between the concrete slabs are more valuable than you.

   
   Rare moment of wisdom from you 🙏
8. 2024-08-29 at 12:25 AM UTC in Reminiscing about the late 2000's
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Fonaplats Fuck that.
   Obama really screwed my early adult life.
   Hard screwed.
   Graduate and there was $4 gas and $6 minimum wage.
   Couldn't find a job to work more than 20-30 hours a week so they could refuse to pay benefits.
   The only time I had any fun was getting fucked up on heroin.
   Everything sucked soooo bad that doing hard drugs and possibly dying well… at least it would be an out.

   
   Yes Obama! And silly black people thinking he gave a shit about them.
   
   
   
   You can't blame them though. Most of the January 6 rioters are probably being released right about now with time served just in time to do it all over again.
9. 2024-08-29 at 12:09 AM UTC in Reminiscing about the late 2000's
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Grimace Nah fuck that. I was in prison then.

   
   The whole time? Yeah that would be pretty gay.
10. 2024-08-29 at 12:09 AM UTC in Reminiscing about the late 2000's
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Oh and sliding phones. I hate flip phones but I would love a basic up sliding phone. But back then the one to have was the side sliding one.
11. 2024-08-29 at 12:06 AM UTC in Reminiscing about the late 2000's
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I miss neckbeards arguing with 13 year old girls on YouTube about what "real vampires" look like.
    
    Also my oversized flannel shirtjacket with the hood.
    
    Wbu?
12. 2024-08-29 at 12:03 AM UTC in Nigs Get a Noggin of their Own.
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Y u so racist?
    
    And these are Mexicans at best why are you blaming black people?
13. 2024-08-27 at 10:39 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I'm surprised you didn't make more people jelly with that though.
14. 2024-08-27 at 10:37 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kafka Keeping an eye on my baby.
    
    

    
    That table that you're just letting rott looks a lot more valuable than your cat.
15. 2024-08-27 at 10:36 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CandyRein Boy shattap!
    Let you tell it everyone wants you to rape them
    
    In reality you just wanna rape everybody 😒
    
    Lmao@ screen shot

    
    I'll let you wonder if it's just to post later or for my defense 😉
16. 2024-08-27 at 6:13 PM UTC in iaescortsmap
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    What does bathing have to do with having sex with prostitutes?
17. 2024-08-27 at 6:10 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CandyRein I don’t remember that ..
    If I was single I’d probably let you rape me
    But I can’t right now lol creep

    
    You're gonna make DTE jealous. I'm pretty sure she wanted me to rape her.
    
    I must be growing on you though. Also screenshotted 👌
18. 2024-08-27 at 6:03 PM UTC in Yes I will be BATH
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
19. 2024-08-26 at 8:44 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I know I promised you a year or two ago that I'd rape you for Halloween but if you get me a rental I'll do it for real this year.
    
    I'll pay the gas and the deposit.
20. 2024-08-26 at 8:17 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CandyRein Candace ! Someone is looking for you…is there a Candace in the building ?
    
    Somebody who rocks out with their cock out.. is saying hi ..I think …

    
    I was saying hi...
    
    But would it have made any difference if I called you by your cringe ass screen name? 🙄