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Posts by Cowboy2013

  1. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Then again that's depressing I'll feel like Kinkou
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    I would call if I'm drunk prolly
  3. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Nigga...thats some kind of military word for wet?

    You don't do a very good job explaining if so.
  4. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by shitty titty Sometimes when I can’t sleep I lay awake and contemplate the great mysteries of life like why aren’t there more cemeteries when there are so many dead people (separate thread, but I mean srsly) and why are most mass shootings committed by young adults at schools?

    I haven’t looked at stats so do NOT yell at me bitch or I will do a shoot but it seems like this is typically the case with the exception of the occasional bombing or Mandalay Bay.

    Tbh I’m way more angry as an adult than I was as a kid and I was taking some heat, but I don’t remember giving a fuck. Like oh ok my Mom hits me sometimes but she also does my laundry and Jim Bob (names changed to protect the not so innocent) told everyone I sucked his dick in the 7/11 bathroom but he also said I taste like mangos so imma let these things slide. But now I got real shit to be pissed about and I’m not gonna take a gun to my place of work and yell surprise. Oh the humanity.

    Why doesn’t this happen tho? It cannot be purely developmental bc people are crazy at any age.

    I mean I feel like most mass shootings are government psyops because it seems like goyslop restaurants would be a more likely target. Especially in traffic but the older you get I think the more you lose your nerve, so this could explain schools.
  5. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Shooped

    Wym?
  6. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Lol you mad don’t nobody but you and your fellow incels wanna live in 1950 LOLLLL

    Lol

    But something you should consider is if you get disappeared by a white guy there's a 50/50 chance it will be big news and the news is going to talk about how many different semen samples were in your vagina. It will be embarrassing for your family.
  7. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    The Middle East is in dire need of more Iranian helicopter trouble.
  8. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I should have put this in Bad Ideas...but camouflage is probably way more incriminating on video than logos. I mean the print is probably duplicated a lot but cut different so probably like a fingerprint.

    Anyway I thought this blended pretty good but it had just rained so the foliage was darker than normal. It's just some woodland colored tiger stripe type of thing.

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    Originally posted by Instigator B*witchd-cest la vie

    1998 or 1999 without googling it

    Holy shit you're good. I always felt like I was missing out but ig not really now after hearing it 👍
  11. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I remember one time my kids mom came home late and I didn't care where she was. She was cheating on somebody when I met her and I thought it was pathetic that he cared so much about this dirty bitch that he would be calling her over and over. I was busy and wouldn't have ever mentioned it.

    But she finally got home and the first thing she tried to do is kiss me on the mouth 😆 I was like yeah...I'm gonna need you to go rinse your mouth out with bleach before you try doing that again. Then she has the nerve to get offended.
  12. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Or are they still doing it?
  13. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    That's messed up. How long has this one and butt been double dipping?
  14. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    It was like 1999. Girls who listened to N Sync and shit like this would sing it. It was like that nursery rhyme or whatever so and sitting in a tree.

    Ig it could have been from a previous year Spice girls or Hanson or something.
  15. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina it doesnt take much high ex to cause incapacitating injuries. just a few grams of rdx or what else modern stuff they got can easily injure a woukd be combatant especially xonsidering people put pagers near their intimate parts.

    a little pop would put them out of action and combat ineffective.

    I thought you were saying you thought it was lithium which is bs. I'm sure viruses could overheat the battery of a phone but a phone battery exploding isn't life threatening. I used to sometimes burn them whenever I was done using them. And since they're pagers I'm wondering how they even expect people to believe that lithium batteries were the issue.
  16. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina lol

    you say it like its something very hard to do.

    if they can hack apple and bypass their sophisticated security lock, modifying pagers with 0 security features will be as easy as molesting babies.

    Apple probably helps them out a lot but a pager is basically a radio receiver. There are a lot more options for fucking with phones. A phone is also transmitting/communicating and has software that can be fucked with.

    And the ones I've seen were just old Motorola pagers that probably use regular triple A batteries. But since it receives things and has lights and vibration that alert you to it, then in theory explosives can be wired to it.

    It wasn't any kind of Chosen hacker magic or anything. Just traitors.
  17. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Any fat bitch can go on a dating app and have her pick of penis. You will usually do a lot better in person.

    I read somewhere (maybe here) that Zoomers haven't even considered approaching women in person. With all the bitches doing tiktoks in gyms and try to act like you tried to rape them if you glance in their direction, ig I get it. I would hate to give them any validation by actually showing interest in them but dating apps are a waste of time not to mention undignified.
  18. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    After high school if you just pick random answers in the multiple choice because you don't feel like reading they put you in the retarded classes. And if you see these 18-19 year olds in there who are really that dumb it's hard to understand how they graduated or got a GED. In one class the teacher actually asked me if something was right.
  19. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I don't think a lithium battery would kill anybody. And the pagers I've seen looked like old Motorola pagers. It would just use a triple A battery and idk if a rechargeable lithium would even work. Not everything that takes batteries will work with those.
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