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  1. Nile bump
    did op ever return?

    i love t2k1, he's a fucking legend

    A LEGEND
  2. Nile bump
    Originally posted by Sophie I don't think you quite get how jokes work in English fam. You don't say unmanned to indicate there are no men aboard, you say it to indicate there are no people aboard. A word needs to have two meanings which are equally applicable given the context in order to be funny.

    i think you're splitting hairs but perhaps our allegedly asian friend was making a play of the words "unmanned" in the sense of them being a full blown post-op tranny, as well as some association to the US proclivity for using drones in warfare.

    having over analyzed it i don't think im currently in a position any more to judge it's humor factor (scale of 1-10)

    thanks.
  3. Nile bump
    I actually WAS wondering if the energy prices shooting up would lead to the US fracking again, which i enjoy hearing about, it fucks up the ground water and introduces more carbon into the atmosphere, at a shitty eroei. anything to speed up the death of all mankind.
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    i dunno dawg, creating "frozen conflicts" seems kinda like the classic ruski move, look at nagorno-karabak, transdnistria, georgia. instead of outright invading they just do that. then meddle.

    they must be getting worried about the west for what theyre doing in the borderland, even fucking Henry Kissinger said the current US establishment was playing with fire by the advances made toward ukraine.
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    Originally posted by WellHung you got drunk and passed out outside and got frostbite and lost your hands lolololol

    actually i didn't pass out. i was awake, which is worse somehow.

    and i still have hands, just very much reduced dexterity, like it's a whole operation to tie a knot or light a bic but i can manage. my hand being all fucked up is oddly enough a small thing in my life compared to the weirdo demonic sorcerer assholes i deal with, i wish i wasn't serious but i am.
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    "The Incoherence of the Incoherence"

    heh the snarkiness
  7. Nile bump
    i h8 it
  8. Nile bump
    Originally posted by aldra https://southfront.org/breaking-russian-large-landing-ship-exploded-in-ukrainian-port-of-berdyansk-videos/

    Russia took the port at Berdyansk, looks like there wasn't much fighting judging by the lack of damage.

    Ukraine fired a TOCHKA-U at it soon after. According to Russian reports the missile was intercepted, but given the size of it it was still able to start fires around the dock and on one military transport. Some of the munitions on deck cooked off, and they had to scuttle/submerge it to prevent a larger explosion. no idea whether or to what extent it'll be recoverable. I think this has been the Ukrainian military's most successful TBM strike (the ones they dropped on unruly Volunteer Battalion facilities notwithstanding) since the start of the operation


    missile strikes are cool to me, last good one that comes to mind is yemenis hitting a saudi outpost

    damn, houthis doing work

    "On 4 September 2015 Houthi forces fired a Tochka missile at Safir base in Marib killing over 100 Saudi-led coalition personnel.[16][17][18]
    On 14 December 2015, Houthi forces fired another Tochka missile at Bab Al Mandab base killing over 150 Saudi-led coalition personnel stationed there.[19][20][21]
    On 16 January 2016, Houthi forces fired a Tochka at Al Bairaq base in Marib killing dozens of Saudi-led coalition personnel [22][23]
    On 31 January 2016, Houthi forces fired a Tochka at Al Anad base in Lahj killing and wounding over 200 Saudi-led coalition personnel[24][25][26]"
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    not a fan
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    okay, i have my rent, set to meet this guy at 2, hopefully all goes well and no odd twists of fate befall me and i can achieve non-homeless status.

    if things continue in such a dare i say upward trajectory, i'll be getting a hand out straight from the pope himself.

    ...ye
  11. Nile bump
    nvm worked it out, he says monday. just wanted to bitch at me for reasons? probably lt me stay here till the first.

    dunno what that was about tbh, just says im negative and wanted rto bitch at me i guess, old people man.

    talk about stressful for no reason. really cannot wait to be alone, prob cut every one out of my life forever after.

    few. more. days.
  12. Nile bump
    like fuck, is every person in my life just trash? is that my existence to just never catch fucking break and get constantly fucked over at critical moments? i guess ill b outside for a week or something?

    FUCK
  13. Nile bump
    and called it, buddy gets back asks me to leave today. talk about short notice. when it rains it pours.

    ffs.... i swear im right. if something goes well..... then i have something else take a nosedive.

    c'est la vie.
  14. Nile bump
    woot, 99% sure i got this room im going to see monday.

    4 bills a month, with a hot plate, mini fridge, sink and wifi. near downtown.

    looks like a real shithole tbh, its perfect!

    wats fucked up is buddy where im sleeping is getting mad cuz im leaving??? he wanted the same price to stay here on his couch but without a lease i wont recieve any housing benefits and would literally be stuck here. now he's bitching and might tell me to gtfo when im so close to just being alright. like wtf. i swear money is the worst shit ever introduce a bit and everyone turns into a cunt.

    fuck it if im outside or somewhere else anything is worth a spot i can have to myself, fuck people. like it would change nothing for this guy to kick me out, just hurt me... cuz im leaving and not paying half his rent? fuck sakes

    like the plan was always to leave, not have my hands get fucked and the get out of the hospital and have nowhere to go... especially when i just figured out a place to live.

    fuck my hands nigga, peace and quiet? no others? sign me up.
  15. Nile bump
    Originally posted by Sudo Man I was wondering how the finger amputation went, how much percentage wise did they take off? Can you still hold things? Are your thumbs still opposable? Did they graft on a claw?

    WELL OFFICER...

    lets see.

    i can grab bigger things but finer manipulation is harder.

    right index: a stub after the knuckle
    right middle: a longer stub, after knuckle
    right ring(?): removed tip, so 2 sections, can bend but not a lot.
    right pinkY: same as ring, but smaller(duh)

    left index: totally gone, knuckle and all
    leeft middle stub
    left ring: stub with a small bit left after first joint
    left pinky: intact

    got a splint on my left hand so i dont fuck up some stitches after the amputation
  16. Nile bump
    if ww3 breaks out and me being retarded and having my hands freeze makes it so i cant b drafted.... ill b fucking laughing.

    so yeah just need ww3, no biggie to turn this personal tragedy(so Sad) to uhh triumph?
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    k, ive been released from the hospital. held me 4 2 weeks. and uh yeah, am disabled af now. it will get better when the bandages r removed, i need to invest in scissors like rly bad but otherwise i think ill manage alright, just slower.

    i can still write with a pen half decently.

    have found a shithole room to occupy to start my "drinking to death in a shitty garret" part of my existence.
  18. Nile bump
    its that intense look in my eyes, desperation, insanity and despair, inscrutable in a sense.

    truly a masterpiece. fuck i hope theres a convenience store i can steal from on the way. i dont wanna go outside :(
  19. Nile bump
    i gotta go see the surgeon across the city for assessment, its fucking -15 out, cops took my winter coat(a nice goose down jacket) and never returned it... its going to suck going there
  20. Nile bump
    h8 u guys.....
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