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positively affirm harder you fucking scrub
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Originally posted by Fonaplats
Well Lanny…
Are you gonna tell me what gives?
Your boss was trying to convince me to fuck his wife while he watched. I told him no dude, I'm not into that, so he threatened by good friend Fona. I said fine bossman, if it's for fonaplats I'll fuck your ugly wife, but you're not gonna be there. He grudgingly agreed but afterwards he was salty that I accidentally brought his wife to orgasm and I'm like "sorry dude, that's just what I do" so I guess he carried through on his threat anyway. What a jerk. At least I tried.
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Someone mentioned to me recently that the government was shut down. I still don't really know what that means, and if they hadn't told me I wouldn't even have known it was a thing that was actually happening. Apparently the federal government can shut down and I literally can't tell the difference from when it was operating. Kind of makes me wonder why I bother paying the IRS at all. I guess things just keep on ticking without issue without the federal government. We still murder people over seas, alienate people from the excess value of their labor, I can still hire servants to fetch me food and transport me. Like shit, if our government doesn't do enough to make it noticeable when it's not functioning, and it produces endless corrupt horrible policy when it is running, why bother with it at all?
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While my carnal desires for that fiery vixen may never be satisfied, my love for HTS is not confined to brutish copulation. She is my muse, my shining star. I am her knight and she is my fair lady in yon window and to win her platonic favor is my object in life.
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He's not a bad guy, he's just a bit misguided
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2019-02-14 at 6:20 PM UTC
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🔪 surgery 🔪
Originally posted by tee hee hee
Would you ever get non life saving surgery/ surgery for aesthetic reasons if money was not an issue? What do you think of others getting such surgeries?
I think there are a lot of worthwhile "non-life saving" surgeries, things like knee surgery and stuff that restores the ability to walk is not life-saving.
Surgery for like breast enlargement or nose jobs are gross. People should look like what they look like.
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2019-02-14 at 7:58 AM UTC
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Printers WTF?
I remember printing the shitty 2000 "version" of the anarchist's cookbook on the family inkjet back in the day and getting in trouble for using all the ink.
I haven't owned a printer since. Just use the library's printer or something, what do people do that they need to have a printer in their home for?
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2019-02-14 at 10:48 AM UTC
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Work is gay.
Originally posted by gadzooks
Ok, so I take it there is more to it than simply creating a synthetic alternative to the cannabis plant?
If it's meant to be more potent, or have fewer side effects, or just all around be more pleasant, then by all means, it makes sense.
But I have heard of spice (is that the same thing?) having tons of shitty/undesirable side effects, and then I'm just left wondering… Why not just obtain the original plant?
Old old syncans were pretty much just a way to sell weed online legally (not a very successful plan in the long run) and were good for getting a good high with your mom's credit card. Semi-old syncans were like old old syncans and weed but on giga-nigga steroids and felt like getting hit in the face with a hammer but in a kinda good way (some people liked them a lot, I don't like being that high). I don't know what the fuck syncans are today. Probably 90% fent and 10% rat poison.
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2019-02-14 at 7:54 AM UTC
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This forum is so slow...
Originally posted by gadzooks
Bumped for truth (four years later).
OP meant the forum software is slow, like it took several seconds to load a page back in the day. VB5 was a huge piece of shit.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
I'll bet they do.
*wink wink*
*nudge nudge*
No, I don't want to sleep with you spectral you fucking homo
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Unban infinityshock
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This is pretty neat.
Ehh, why does anyone make any mistake? The dev was probably just trying to implement something on a deadline and didn't think about it. There's also a cultural factor, pretty much everyone knows about SQL injection and even an entry level web dev would know that when you're manually concatenating SQL strings you're probably fucking something up. Awareness of XSS issues is not as thoroughly dispersed. It depends on the environment, in more modernized frameworks markup sanitization happens by default and you have to very intentionally declare your intention to sidestep it whereas probably a majority of PHP code, even today, has ad-hoc tooling rather than a well thought out communal approach you see in major frameworks. It's not a particularly complicated problem in concept but by the nature of the response pipeline managing strings end-to-end in a safe way takes a lot of machinery that it would be unusual to see done at all, much less done right, in a frameworkless PHP project.
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Rust is a multiplayer role playing game, everyone role plays naked assholes one unlocked door away from murdering people in their sleep and looting their corpses. People are really good at playing those roles.
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Ardrafinil
IDK, but I have a home synthesis technique for making Aldrafinil:
Mix equal parts caffeine and tramadol.
Then binge on it for a week.
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2019-02-06 at 10:28 AM UTC
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LMRAO
Originally posted by cupocheer
About that broken arm – same freakin' arm, too – 2 different accidents.
Time? What's a few minutes here or there, especially when I all I have are mine? Them yeller-checked pants and socks with crocs suks! LMRAO
Your anus sure hurts a lot huh grandma?
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