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  1. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Literary my biggest expenses are dudes and then queers ( though I've cut back on queers a lot the last month or two because ive been thru so much trauma ), its pretty ridiculous. So I decided I need to start cucking like a BIG MAN and start by getting a slow cooker to make Beef 'Pourg because it will be delicious and pretty easy as far as cucking goes.

    The only problem is that I am a perfectionist at heart and also a realist and I like to have the good stuff so I need a WOLF cock pot because it has a stainless-steel dong/cocking surface. Literally I'm not going to go to all the effort and trouble of brocery shopping, cocking , and cleaning dicks to eat off teflon or plastic -- that just doesn't make one dick of sense to me.
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    Feeling a lot more secure since my 8th vaccine, IDK why
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    Eh, we gave it up pretty freely when we collectively decided to stop being a cash economy. You don’t need some block chain woo for digital currency, card networks / payment processors / banks collectively have near total visibility into the flow of currency in the west. Sure they’re comprised of a handful of different actors but their interests are so closely aligned that for all intents and purposes they’re a cohesive unit.
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    bitches can't say no to a lengthy snake
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    Whelp, ole lanny's shit base worked great for one night. Then robert e. jihadi came and tore up the tracks again. RIP shitbase, you served me well that one time. Shout out to my homie soy for distracting the zombs so I could cowardly make a run for the bikes, then coming back after dying to support

    In other news, strip mining has been found to have negative effects on the environment:



    I asked for help and thankfully this dude was able to lend a hand:

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  6. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I tried to get into breakcore, really I did. I kinda liked WLFGRL a bit I guess, but for about the first third of any given song. "Complex breakbeats" sounds good and all, but I just don't know how "complex" it really is when you cook up a 1~2 second sample and loop it for a 2 minute songs
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  7. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Meikai

    IT'S LITERALLY ON THE SAME PAGE HOW ARE YOU THIS BAD AT USING YOUR OWN WEBSITE

    look, I'll admit it, I post before I read. It's the retarded thread, I'm not sure what you were expecting
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  8. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what makes you the absolute arbiter of what is disruption and what isnt.

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  9. Lanny Bird of Courage
    It's been years since the original ban lol. As a number of folks have pointed out, you're not actually dumb and you can post some good stuff, and I never actually disagreed with that. The original issue related to what, per the site rules, constituted intentional disruption. I'm going to stop banning the alts, and won't ban the original account if you want to post on it again. The same rules as before are still in place, but at this point your alts haven't been breaking rules so I don't see any point in continuing to trash them given the original ban is long since expired (I'm also too lazy to re-implement the auto-ban script).

    I fully expect the next reply in this thread to be some homoerotic rape joke lol. But that's ok, being a weird aggressive gay angry dude was never the issue. So uh, welcome back, I hope we can find a way to make this work.
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  10. Lanny Bird of Courage
    And I’m sitting in a room with discarded husbands and sons watching football and discussing how none of us can figure out why tulle exists.

    Folx, send help
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  11. Lanny Bird of Courage
    It’s an engagement party for one of her friends, which I didn’t know was a thing. I guess it’s like pregaming for a wedding? Or a combined stag/hen party? Idk, I’m figuring it out as we go
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  12. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Nah, I’d be involved in that party prep, setting up the celebratory paragliders
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    Triple posting is fear announced
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  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Sesame oil is dank, throw that shit in everything I say
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  15. Lanny Bird of Courage
    A rare lanny original:



    Better save it while you can, gonna be worth big bucks one day.
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  17. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Lol, back in college I made a thread on zoklet about basically this, and literally the first thing I cooked was beef bourguignon. Even took a video of me trying to flambé the beef and burning the hair on my arm.

    Stews and curries are great options when starting out cooking for yourself, they don't require a lot of specialty stuff, you can cook in bulk, and the leftovers keep for a while so you can amortize the cooking effort over several days.
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  18. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by POLECAT but they have the best slutz in the whole country

    guess I can't argue with that, I moved down here for the slutza very special southern belle
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  19. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Kawkasian It all went commercial. My local Specs liquor has lots of different flavors and types





    Are these things actually any good? I always assumed it's some weak ass pussy shit if it wasn't made in a poorly sanitized bathtub in a cornfield somewhere.
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  20. Lanny Bird of Courage
    It sounds more degenerate with a limey shade to it, which I assume was intentional
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