Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers
I'm actually too honest and normal.
Anyone saying this is dishonest, a weirdo, and lying for literally no reason.
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flan is amazing. I'd eat any pussy that tasted like flan in a heartbeat. Although I'd poke at it to see if it had some nice flan-y jiggle to it first.
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
Give me a usertitle, ya bastard gaylord.
no :)
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
Not all Islamic people are bad people, but there are bad Islamic people, too, and they are the ones doing the invading. It should also be you good Islamic people standing up to these bad Islamic people, but you don't. If you're crossing illegally, you are an invader.
Oh yes, all those scary mudslimes coming up across the mexican border. ISIS is the REAL reason we need to build a wall!
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of course spectral is a huge faggot. Even a blind man can see that.
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People who talk about abuse proof drugs just haven't tried hard enough to abuse then lol
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Originally posted by GGG
You are VERY unlikely to step on a scorpion. They spend most of their time underground or underneath rocks. And they're also largely nocturnal.
I'm far more worried about coming up on a snake. Fuck snakes.
You've never walked around barefoot at night kicking over rocks in search of scorpions? What a pussy
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is whether or not you agree with the views of the person in question
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Transintellecutal (intelligent soul trapped in an unintelligent body)
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2017-02-28 at 6:35 AM UTC
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ya'll got a new member
there's some MK ALTRA shit going on up in here
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tell him to IV meth instead of that pussy shit
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hand over the usertitles and no one gets hurt
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2019-03-06 at 6:39 AM UTC
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Just got an email from school
Dear <college> Community,
There has been sporadic PG&E power outages affecting <college>. Although the power to the campus has been fully restored, University Police Department and Facilities & Services will continue the monitor the situation throughout the night.
If you are concerned about your safety, you may call <number> for a UPD CARE Escort. Students who are in need of emotional or psychological support can contact Counseling & Psychological Services. Office hours are 8 a.m. to 7 p.m. Monday through Thursday and 8 am to 5 p.m. on Fridays in the Student Services Building. Call <number> for appointments. Faculty and staff members in need of counseling may call <number>.
Regards,
<dude>,
Assistant VP & Chief of Police, Division of Campus Safety
Like apparently it's about the power being back on, but over half the email is about consoling people who are literally afraid of the dark. I get that it's CYA boilerplate but if there's a strong breeze blowing they send out an email about getting counseling. A while ago some people wrote "zionists not welcome" in chalk on the ground a couple of places and they sent out a mass notification about the 4 different "safe spaces" on campus and how to get emotional support.
Like god damn, I have no problem with these things existing in premise but is there really anyone in need of emotional support after someone wrote something they may not agree with?
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2019-03-06 at 6:13 PM UTC
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Just got an email from school
Originally posted by ohfralala
After a long night in the dark some people just want to be held.
Well shit, then they should be sending out my number, not some smelly old psychologist's. At least to all those sexy freshman coeds.
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2019-03-06 at 6:28 AM UTC
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You don't scare me kid
"going on the offensive" against ghosts and hanging out in a room full of many attacking ninjas. All in a day's work for William Taggart
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2019-03-05 at 7:35 PM UTC
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Motivational porn
Originally posted by GGG
I think most dudes like hearing a girl with a sweet voice say nice things to them. Whether you choose to be disgusted by the loneliness of it or choose to dissociate yourself enough to enjoy it, is up to you.
Sure, girl with sweet voice saying nice things is great. If it's a girl who actually knows and cares about you. But this is an internet whore producing content presumably for profit and for a mass audience. When she says I deserve to do something nice for myself she isn't talking to me, she's talking to the abstract demographic she expects to stumble on her videos while looking for something to wank to. It's counterfeit intimacy, satisfying the need to feel loved without anyone actually loving you, but when you realize this video has been watched 300000 times you realize there is zero intimacy here, just weird lonely pandering.
IDK, I mean I'm not saying I don't see how someone could like it, it's just thinking about it for 3 seconds makes it intensely unlikable to me.
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2019-03-05 at 5:57 PM UTC
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Motivational porn
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2019-03-05 at 6:21 PM UTC
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Motivational porn
I mean she's fuckable, it's gross that there are dudes who are such limp wristed faggots that they enjoy some cute girl literally telling them to brush their teeth while they jerk off. We're such a disgustingly apathetic civilization that we need to be motivated during sex acts. Next we're going to have robots to extract semen from guys and inject it into women because we're all fat fucks to lazy too actually fuck anymore.
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It's coming back is what's happening
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