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2017-02-09 at 3:44 AM UTC in The mind is a meat radio.
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Not really. There is no information travelling between the particles, no communication or contact. The states are simply correlatively linked, specifically in the fact that no matter what the probability is of them being in any particular states, there is a 100% chance that they will be in opposite states to one another. There is no hidden variable that tells us the specific state of the outcome but the act of entangling the two particles for example is… somehow what creates the fact that they always collapse into opposite states.
Their collapse doesn't seem to be probabilistic then. If a particle's state is determined by another particle's state then it won't probabilistically collapse, its collapse is a fact contingent on something else. It's like saying "there's a 50% chance that this coin will land on heads, except I'm going to actually set it down on tails so it just probabilistically landed on tails". I don't see how you can call something random when something else necessitates it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-02-08 at 6:19 PM UTC in The mind is a meat radio.What do you mean by action at a distance here? My first thought is measurement at one point acts in some way on measurement at another but you seem to have specifically rejected that earlier.
It does indeed seem like a very strange finding, but it seems just, or nearly, as impossible, to the point of being almost trivially dismissable, that independent probabilistic collapse at the point of measurement should display this pattern sum zero spin as a hidden local variable carried at emission being responsible for violating Bell's inequality. It just doesn't seem like a purely probabilistic model offers any better explanation of the results than a local hidden variable explanation, both seem simply wrong.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-02-07 at 7:29 AM UTC in I can lose weight faster than you!
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2017-02-07 at 5:21 AM UTC in I'm actually under government surveillance.This kids is what we call "trolling"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-02-06 at 6:59 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinI don't like these new ISIS high-production-quality videos, the lo-fi aesthetic of like mid 2000s extremist group violence came off as a lot more authentic.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-02-06 at 12:08 AM UTC in Super Bowl LI Discussion threadEdelman is fuckin you pussy up sonThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-02-06 at 3:37 AM UTC in Lanny can we have 40 ppp plz?to be clear the question was rhetorical, on niggasin.space all the changes are untested and your oninion about that fact doesn't matter
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2017-02-05 at 11:43 PM UTC in The plight of the modern feminist (got my privilege checked, chicken)
Originally posted by Bill Krozby Since I got stupid drunk Friday and I've been cutting back drinking I didn't drink all day Saturday and it eventually became early Sunday morning. I get hit up by the girl I hit up on tinder a few days ago and shes like "hey whats up, what are you doing" and I just tell her I'm just hangin and she asks if I want to come over. So I'm guessing she basically wants some fat cock in her hole since its 2:30 am.
She tells me she has some wine and some brews and I say cool I'll head over in a sec. And she tells me "she's nervous" and I tell her "dont be im a cool guy, I have a cat" just to be funny and lighten the mood. So I get there and we go in and I sit on the couch and she sits in a chair and she's drinking wine and over the course of an hour or so I dunno have 3 120z cans of lonestar which isn't a lot for any guy , so I'm just being chill and normal and not acting like a dick like I do sometimes.
And she's plays a few records what not.. and she tells me how she just moved here and works at the heart hospital as a nurse. Which is a really nice hospital in my neighborhood. I tell her how I'm looking into going back to school to maybe be a nurse or just something in the medical field because I used to be a nursing asst at a hospital when I was younger. And she digs that and we are just talking about places we've traveled too and bands we've seen and what not. And I'm making jokes and making her laugh because I'm a charming strapping young lad In the prime of my life.
And out of nowhere, she says "Doug I want to ask you something." And I say "sure…"
And she ask "Are you a feminist?"
And I say "uh I dunno…" (I saw this coming a mile away before I even got to her place because of how she looks in her pictures and with the social climate, in the jedi media) (she looks extremely jedi, but had a nice ass and tits the kind I like)
And she's like "what do you mean you don't know?"
And I said well what do you mean by "feminist" (totally playing dumb and just trying to avoid the question because I didnt come here to talk about this)
And I can tell she's a little annoyed that I didn't just say yes I was but she's trying to be chill because I'm being cool as a cucumber because my pussy game is top tier at that moment and she didn't invite me over to not get dick lol
But somehow she ties her gender rant into how minorities have gone through so much and it's just important that, me as a white male am a feminist and put those people before me.
I tell her how I'm not white, my moms hispanic so I'm a minority.. And she basically says well but in the eyes of society you are white. LOL
So again she ask me are you a feminist. And I just say "uh yeah sure.." all with no conviction just like I'm trying to blow the whole thing off.
And she says Doug I like you and if you're really a feminist I want to be a proud one. She tells me that telling a girl that you're a feminist is a panty dropper. (so she's basically using sex to push her agenda which is pretty fucked up if you ask me m8, if anything thats not a panty dropper and makes you cuck)
I casually mention how it was a loaded question that she sprung out of nowhere. (it wasn't out of nowhere for me, I saw it coming cuz I iz smart)
And I just get all silent and now this entire "date" has turned awkward.. because of her.
Basically she apologizes and tells me she's just crazy and she's been enjoying hanging with me. She gets up and goes to the and straddles and starts making out with me and she ask if I want to go to her bed. I end up fucking her silly there blood all over here and ball juice all over her and we are sweaty and it smells like ass. She instantly goes to sleep. And at this point its like maybe 4:30 or 5 in the morning And I so don't want to drive home on the highway at this time being the only car on the road so I figure I'll just nap with her for a couple hours til the sun comes up then leave.
I go wash my hands and notice she has a bottle of vicodin by the sink, so I pop one cause I'm going to have a hard time laying still in a strangers house for a couple hours in the dark.
So the son comes up and I figure instead of waking her up and telling her I'm leaving I'll wake her up by fucking her so I start playing with her pussy and she likes it but pushes my hand away, but not very hard.. So I get on top of her and start fucking her and she's enjoying it and embracing my tightly and moaning like a lil whore. But at some point she shoves me in the chest, so I get off and I'm like are you alright?
And she puts a pillow over her face but still her pussy is exposed, and she says yes. And I tell her I'm going to use the bathroom, I come back out and start putting on my clothes because she's putting me in a weird spot, like I don't know what the deal is, she's not telling me to get out, but she's definitely pouting as some kind of manipulation tactic.
I tell her thanks for inviting me, later doll. And that was that.
But the moral of the story is, I can understand why girls want equality but fundamentally they are different than guys. But a lot of young 3rd wavve feminist (she was 25) don't want a guy that stands up for himself in a respectful dignified manner, they basically want a cuck/chick with a dick who will pander to their mental disorders (i'd be willing to bet she takes a heavy dose of lithium every morning)
You can be respectful to a lady, but to for a guy and girl thing to work in the natural a guy has to lead because guys are leaders and real women at their core want to be lead.
And not that that doesn't mean you can't chase them to an extent, women looooove to be chased, (running up their stairs after them to the bedroom pinching their behind) so when they wake up with you in the morning they don't feel like whores and they say something, "ohhh Bill Krozbyler, you were quite wild cat last night! teehee!" as she playfully slap your manly chest.
Buuuut noooo, I was shoved in the chest and saw a temper tantrum from a child, and now instead of her being a happy slut, I'm now "a dick" and she's one lonely depressed ho
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[oh yeah one side note that I forgot to mention that was fucking hilarious, when I was fucking her I thought about her calling me a white male, and I thought of aids skrillex and started laughing, and she was like why are you laughing? and I was like don't worry about it lol]
Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-02-05T17:19:22.164419+00:00
I once had a very similar experience. I was putting the moves on this tumblrcute chick and she was eating it up and she was like "you're a feminist right?" (exact phrasing) and I'm like "yeah bae, you know I support women's rights" and so we discuss the glass ceiling for a bit then I fuck the shit out of her and the next morning she's all like "want to go to this pro choice rally" and I'm all like "nahhh, actually I'm a radical dialectical materialist and I think feminism, with varying levels of directness, always seeks to ratify an essentialist view of man and fundamentally divides the proletariat and distracts them from class divisions." and she was all like "wha-, what?" so I throw her out of bed, straddled her on the floor and start masturbating furiously, "this is the inevitable progress of the world spirit baby" and she's frozen in shock between my legs and at that moment I think about karl marx and ejaculate all over her face and problem glasses while shouting "WORKERS REVOLUTION!". After this I spit on her for using makeup products that were tested on animals and leave the house.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-02-05 at 7:33 AM UTC in Patriots are going to beat the FalconsI don't know fuck about baseball but I know the patriots have this gameThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-11 at 11:52 PM UTC in CS:GOJust picked it up last weekend because it was on sale and a coworker plays. I haven't really played a competitive shooter since the tribes sequel and even that wasn't very serious, before that it was 1.6 when I was like 11. Booted it up on thursday or friday and jumped into a casual match, managed to keep a positive KDR but with effort and I feel like the competition was pretty weak. Loaded up the aim trainer map and have been working on that. I feel kind of stupid "training" for a videogame but it is a lot more fun when you can roll into a deathmatch or casual game and do well. No ability to control spray patterns yet but at least I can reliably score a headshot although I'm still pretty slow.
Anyone else play? Anyone any good?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-02-05 at 3:06 AM UTC in Populations with big governments tend to be happier if (and only if) they are smartI'll drink to that.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-02-05 at 2:24 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
Originally posted by RisiR When I try to register.
Shit, I should have tested the self-ban thing better before pushing it out. How long has Clutch been banned for? He wouldn't be able to re-reg during that time.
Oh well I guess, it's fixed now. Software development, woo!
Originally posted by RisiR I'll never ban myself. Ever. If I do, it's an accident, please unban me then, k?
I can't reverse it because:
Originally posted by reject Oh is that what "anonymise your account" does?
Yeah, it bans your account but it also moves all its posts and stuff onto a service account so the content remains but it's not clear, at least from the system perspective, who made a given post. Back on zoklet I wrote a script to delete people's posts, zok refused to do it so I was the guy you called when your mom found your account or something. I understand why zok didn't want to though, having tens of thousands of posts replaced with 3char overnight fucks SEO and is just kinda ugly to look at. Anyway, the alternative is this, your posts live on but it's not clear who made them and you don't need to ask my permission. I can't easily reverse the process as a result though since everyone's posts get dropped on the same account.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-02-02 at 4:54 PM UTC in DWARF FORTRESS Niggas In Space EditionDistillery when?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-02-02 at 4:07 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: The Shitfucking editingI was drunk and trying to parody the opening to windowlicker, it doesn't read as well in the morningThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-02-02 at 8:30 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: The Shitfucking editingI don't give a FUCK nigga, I don't give a FUCK. I don't pick trt, figure it the fuck out your dumb ass selves.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-02-02 at 6:26 AM UTC in py fags, why my beautifulsoup throwing an error when trying to get ['src'] of an imge
Originally posted by Iam
import requests
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup as bs
def scrape():
data = bs(requests.get('http://twitter.com/thefiltration').text, 'html.parser')
name = data.find('h1', 'ProfileHeaderCard-name').text
username = data.find('a', 'ProfileHeaderCard-screennameLink').text
avatar = data.find('img', 'ProfileAvatar-image')['src']
banner = data.find('img','ProfileCanopy-headerBg', 'div')['src']
joindata = data.find('span','ProfileHeaderCard-joinDateText').text
about = data.find('p', 'ProfileHeaderCard-bio u-dir').text
print banner
scrape();
thanks blood.
What happens if you try
banner = data.select('.ProfileCanopy-headerBg img')[0]['src']
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2017-02-02 at 7:54 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin"this totally violates the NAP but it feels soo goooood"
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2017-02-02 at 4:18 PM UTC in Options For Attacking A Web Server That Aren't Web Application Related
Originally posted by -SpectraL Sure. Let's see it.
You get 3 attempts in 10 minutes with a ban time of 30 minutes meaning it's faster to stay under the ban than keep hitting it so you get one attempt per IP per 3min 33sec for 7.121×10^301 years average time to brute force. Assuming you controlled 100% of the IPv6 address space and can run every address on this schedule in parallel (lol) the figure comes down to 2.093×10^263 years. -
2017-02-02 at 6:29 AM UTC in How old are you and what are your plans for your life?Lol, reading my own posts in this thread is kinda depressingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-02-02 at 7 AM UTC in Berkley fucktards trash their own school
Originally posted by snab_snib they're going to be trying to get a job at the starbucks they smashed and looted, while being 160,000 in debt after getting a bachelors in 6 years.
Funny, I didn't know starbucks paid so well as to make the median UCB grad among the highest paid college graduates in america, earning more that the average american household immediately out of college.
Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol, nevermind lanny "the tranny" he's your quintessential libtard.
"durr, I'll call him a liberal, that's such a sick insult!"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
