Super Bowl LI Discussion thread

1. 2017-02-05 at 11:41 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   LUL George HW Bush oversaw the coin toss, he looks disgusting.
   
   
2. 2017-02-05 at 11:44 PM UTC

   #2
   

   snab_snib African Astronaut
   when jeb bush was murdered by trump and their dynasty ended, they cut off his supply of virgin child blood infusions
3. 2017-02-05 at 11:48 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Brady aint shit!
   
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm6kNqqJ3w4
4. 2017-02-05 at 11:52 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   FUCKING SACKED!!! BRADY AINT SHIT!!!!
5. 2017-02-05 at 11:56 PM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump FUCKING SACKED!!! BRADY AINT SHIT!!!!

   
   I understand the rules of football and accordingly understand what that means, but rest assured my confidence in my team remains unshaken and it is indeed your team which will have an undesirable outcomes in this game.
6. 2017-02-05 at 11:59 PM UTC

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   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   ^ I honestly don't even understand the rules of pretty much any sport. I mean, of course you can grasp the general dynamics and goals just from a glance, but beyond that, nothing.
7. 2017-02-06 at 12:01 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   I've been assured the reason the falcons just kicked that ball is because THEY ALL SUCK AND ARE TOTAL CUNTS
8. 2017-02-06 at 12:04 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You call that a quarter?!
9. 2017-02-06 at 12:08 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Edelman is fuckin you pussy up son
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10. 2017-02-06 at 12:09 AM UTC

    #10
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Fuck the super bowl I hope it gets fucking nuked.
11. 2017-02-06 at 12:09 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Dont worry, pats turn on in the second half.
12. 2017-02-06 at 12:11 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice ^ I honestly don't even understand the rules of pretty much any sport. I mean, of course you can grasp the general dynamics and goals just from a glance, but beyond that, nothing.

    
    The only thing gayer than soccer is American Football
13. 2017-02-06 at 12:23 AM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    In case someone wants to stream
    
    https://www.foxsportsgo.com/event/156815/super-bowl-li-patriots-vs-falcons
14. 2017-02-06 at 12:29 AM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Time to start making my drinks early. Patriots are going down
    
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hiUuL5uTKc
15. 2017-02-06 at 12:31 AM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Come on Belichick you gay nigger, you've got to make an offensive play, it's time to start catching up.
16. 2017-02-06 at 12:33 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole
    this is stupid. I'm not watching it but I'm around people that are.
    
    there are more commercials than actual football
17. 2017-02-06 at 12:34 AM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock this is stupid. I'm not watching it but I'm around people that are.
    
    there are more commercials than actual football

    
    In the 8 hours or however long it lasts, there's only about 20 minutes of actual action. The rest is just 7 hours 40 minutes of watching men in tights
18. 2017-02-06 at 12:34 AM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Do drugs in between commercials and get food.
19. 2017-02-06 at 12:34 AM UTC

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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    sportsball, wow, so cool, just like race-mixing and coca cola! what a shit speme
20. 2017-02-06 at 12:42 AM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by snab_snib sportsball, wow, so cool, just like race-mixing and coca cola! what a shit speme

    
    GO back to soviet China comrade el preidente, here in murica we spend money and watch FOOTBALL!!!