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Posts by Lanny

  1. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Writing about the modern 20xx American civil war but I start writing the book before the war happens

    Here, I got your intro:

    The year is 20XX. Everyone plays Fox at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on port priority. The Rock Paper Scissors metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches. Humanity has reached its pinnacle. The low tier peasants are living in poverty. It seems nothing can stop the great leader of 20XX, Aziz “Hax” Al-Yami, and his army, the Fox monks who live in great monasteries where they levitate while TASing Fox with one hand, and winning tournaments with the other. The tournament metagame has gotten to this point where everything is played out to theoretical perfection, so tournament goers play Rock Paper Scissors for port priority, and that’s the game.

    The leaders of the anti-20XX movement aim to keep 20XX from coming. These warriors include Juan “Hungrybox” DeBiedma, Kevin “PewPewU” Toy, Kevin “PPMD” Nanney, and Jeffery “Axe” Williamson. They are all fighting to keep the apocalypse at bay, the Fox apocalypse. But their efforts are futile. Their silly Marths, Pikachus, Falcos, and Jigglypuffs are no match for Fox, the only viable character in Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo GameCube. Try as you will, but 20XX is coming. Or maybe, it’s already here.
  2. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Elbow Paying a premium for the delivery of hyper-specific quantities of groceries that will just barely cover ~70% of your dinners in a given week seems really silly to me, so I've never tried it. I've been tempted to try them out, but every time I think about it… like… if I'm going to pay a premium to have meals delivered, we might as well go the extra mile and have a restaurant cook it too. Y'know? Hire a private taxi for your burrito.

    Lala and I did hello fresh for a good long while. It’s obviously not the singularly most cost effective way to eat but it’s cheaper than eating out, and I mean if it saves an hour of shopping per week then it’s significantly cheaper than it seems depending on what your time is worth.
  3. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Je suis Charlie!
  4. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Kek, this is kinda sounding more like a fantasy than a genuine concern

    Just imagine fuys, all those hard sensuous cocks slithering all over your wife’s whore body…
  5. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger This is why I never joined TG, I knew it was going to happen. Especially with vendors selling shit on there.

    Shit, where the vendors at? I want me some dr00gs
  6. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Jc
  7. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Totes down for Olympic jousting. Or screw the Olympics and let’s do international chivalric contests, including jousting, swimming, poetry composition, and to cap it all off a grand melee.
  8. Lanny Bird of Courage
    #getWHOLESOME
  9. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Um excuse me but actually curry is American, indisputable evidence right here:

  10. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Straya was conquered by the emu kangaroo alliance many years ago after the humans’ last failed offensive. Everything we know about it now is emu propaganda
  11. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Icy aliens… damn… lmao
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  13. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood if a girl doesn't lick my ass after 1 pizza date i'm not calling back either

    No asslicking before marriage. Stay strong brother
  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    Unless it's like this I have no interest

    It’s not, they don’t say “check” when giving check
  15. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Honestly if I see a white person talk about curry I assume they’re talking about one of the English style tika or butter chicken. I’ve never seen an Indian person refer to food as “curry”.
  16. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Nazi AI trash FUCK OFF
  17. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Alright. How are you at throwing footballs?

    IDK I just kinda chuck ‘em but then say “aww yeah, perfect spiral” afterwards and so far that’s been enough to fool sports people
  18. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by frala I have to open the jars when Lanny can’t bc I’m a real boy Pa!

    One time motherfucker! And I had hurt my hand playing smash the day prior so my grip strength was diminished!
  19. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Ick, the lifeless prose is gross even when it’s ironic
  20. Lanny Bird of Courage
    It's important to approach such situations with sensitivity and respect. Instead of making a direct comment about someone's IQ, you might address the issue more constructively. For example, you could say something like, "I noticed that you’re using ChatGPT to help with your replies. Have you considered using it to enhance your own ideas or learn more about the topic? It might help you develop your own perspective even further." This way, you're encouraging growth without making a personal judgment.
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