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  1. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker shut up

    Make me tough guy
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Chios Honey Make me tough guy

    There is no hope of making you a tough guy
  3. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Ireland

    personnel applicants must be not less than 18 years of age and under 23 years of age
    https://www.military.ie/en/careers/faqs/requirements/



    Canadia

    You are between 16 and 57 years old.
    https://forces.ca/en/how-to-join/
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  4. Donald Trump Black Hole


    I got fit when I was about 30, and did so from a very low level of fitness (literally feeling faint when standing up), to the point where I was running 10ks.

    Joining the army is good, I don't see any downside.
  5. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Ireland


    https://www.military.ie/en/careers/faqs/requirements/



    Canadia


    https://forces.ca/en/how-to-join/

    What the fuck, imagine going to bootcamp at 57. I think the US army upped it to around 43 when they couldn't get enough people during the gulf war.
  6. Originally posted by Chios Honey the big news lately is Land being bought up secretly chunks at a time south of Travis AFB

    some rich guy wants to build an entire city that I guess is going to be walled in. a massive gated community but an actual city. the military isn't happy about it.

    It’s not a secret they’ve been talking about this for years.
  7. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker There is no hope of making you a tough guy

    Grammar not your strong point
  8. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fox It’s not a secret they’ve been talking about this for years.

    It should have been handed over to parkland. we dont need more population growth. the fucking freeways are jacked up as it is. H-12 is a roller coaster of a 2 lane highway

    We were going to move to Suisun city once. decent area. decent mall.
  9. Donald Trump Black Hole
    As a new direct entry recruit in the Regular Force, you could earn anywhere from $3,168 to $4,332 per month, while you complete basic training.
    USD$28k minimum starting salary.

    https://forces.ca/en/life-in-the-military/#bt
    Nice benefits also.

    Originally posted by jerryb What the fuck, imagine going to bootcamp at 57. I think the US army upped it to around 43 when they couldn't get enough people during the gulf war.

    Does Candia just take anything America does and go full retard with it?
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  10. Originally posted by Chios Honey Grammar [is] not your strong point

    His thing was grammatically correct aside from punctuation, yours wasn’t.

    Originally posted by Chios Honey It should have been handed over to parkland. we dont need more population growth. the fucking freeways are jacked up as it is. H-12 is a roller coaster of a 2 lane highway

    We were going to move to Suisun city once. decent area. decent mall.

    This is not meant to grow population dumbass. It’s meant to be a utopian safe haven for libertarian tech bros. They’ll most likely be LEAVING places like SF and Palo Alto to go over there which should ease congestion for those places and make way for more tent cities and open air drug markets
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    I got fit when I was about 30, and did so from a very low level of fitness (literally feeling faint when standing up), to the point where I was running 10ks.

    Joining the army is good, I don't see any downside.

    It's too late for these fucks here.
  12. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Does Candia just take anything America does and go full retard with it?

    We usually ban stuff before them, we are proactively retarded
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  13. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by totse2118 We usually ban stuff before them, we are proactively retarded

    We're like those two neighbors always trying to outdo each other. Like you let gays in the army well fuck you we letting trannies join so top that.
  14. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    even when we legalized weed all they did was copy Colorado/California legal markets and made it worse and it took years of bad supply and high prices to finally get to a fair price and now buying weed is generally more affordable than cigs/groceries which have been skyrocketing

    https://www.vice.com/en/article/xgxkkn/magic-mushroom-stores-are-open-in-canada-but-theyre-still-illegal




    they used to ban anyone that ever smoked weed from joining the police or military but NOW they don't care. Even though every ex soldier I ever met has been a alcoholic psycho that smokes crack just like the boys working up at the oil patch.
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  15. jerryb African Astronaut
    They tried to pass legal weed here but good luck with that in the bible belt. I don't smoke it but it's probably a lot better for ya than alcohol, saw lots of alcoholics die in my life.
  16. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
  17. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fox His thing was grammatically correct aside from punctuation, yours wasn’t.



    This is not meant to grow population dumbass. It’s meant to be a utopian safe haven for libertarian tech bros. They’ll most likely be LEAVING places like SF and Palo Alto to go over there which should ease congestion for those places and make way for more tent cities and open air drug markets

    Just like Old School White Flight.. then comes the people moving in and the lawsuits and the lawyers and in 10-15 years will come Section 8 and then this and that.

    happens every single fucking time in California
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Chios Honey Just like Old School White Flight.. then comes the people moving in and the lawsuits and the lawyers and in 10-15 years will come Section 8 and then this and that.

    happens every single fucking time in California

    It has been happening in the east since before California became a state dumbass.
  19. Donald Trump Black Hole

    Age limits
    Each branch of the military has age limits to enlist in active duty:


    Air Force: 17 - 39
    Army: 17 - 35
    Coast Guard: 17 - 31
    Marine Corps: 17 - 28
    Navy: 17 - 39
    Space Force: 17 - 39
    The age limits are different if you join as an officer or join the Guard or Reserve.
    https://www.usa.gov/military-requirement

    I just don't get why Canadia allows people 8 years away from standard retirement age to join.
  20. I'm looking into becoming a Quebecois just gotta learnt some francois first then we can join the army, TOGETHER UNITED. Those little French fucj machin3s ayyyyy CABRONE
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