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  1. #81
    Originally posted by totse2118 I have not discovered any over negative things about this idea.

    Well the fact you couldn't pass the physical is a big one.
  2. #82
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    okay fatso you probably weigh more than me
  3. #83
    Originally posted by totse2118 okay fatso you probably weigh more than me

    All you have to do is get in shape and then join. You'll never have to worry about a job or retirement again. An easy 1-stop shop to an upper middle class life.
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  4. #84
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    I could run a 2k
  5. #85
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs All you have to do is get in shape and then join. You'll never have to worry about a job or retirement again. An easy 1-stop shop to an upper middle class life.

    lol at upper middle class. Don't know about Canada but the US military doesn't pay to great and you sometimes got that nice living with 100 other guys in some shitty WW2 era barracks.
  6. #86
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
  7. #87
    Originally posted by totse2118 okay fatso you probably weigh more than me

    Well of course...I'm 6'4" not 5'5"

    Wait...does the Canadian military have a height requirement?
  8. #88
    "the Canadian Armed Forces requires anyone qualified to join to be 5′4″. "

    Hope you didn't lie about that 5'5"
  9. #89
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs All you have to do is get in shape and then join. You'll never have to worry about a job or retirement again. An easy 1-stop shop to an upper middle class life.

    not if your White.
  10. #90
    jerryb African Astronaut
    He could be a submariner, can't be to tall because of small bunks.
  11. #91
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "the Canadian Armed Forces requires anyone qualified to join to be 5′4″. "

    Hope you didn't lie about that 5'5"

    i'm not 5'5 you just made that up like you do for everything because you are upset that I don't have to be a nolife health nut that eats like a teenage bulemic OH MY GOD THAT SALAD IS TOO MANY CALORIES yeah okay susan i'll have the steak and a line of cocaine and a beer with the boys I can clean my rifle just fine.

    I think a pansty like you wouldn't pass basic training which is why you are so obsessed with me being able to pass it because for me it would be nothing while it would take every ounce and fiber of your being
  12. #92
    Originally posted by totse2118 i'm not 5'5

    You're fucked then...maybe try the Salvation Army?
  13. #93
    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    damn 5'5
  14. #94
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    my penis is 5'5
  15. #95
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by jerryb lol at upper middle class. Don't know about Canada but the US military doesn't pay to great and you sometimes got that nice living with 100 other guys in some shitty WW2 era barracks.
    I read they demoed the last of the WWII barracks about 7 or 8 years ago.
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  16. #96
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I read they demoed the last of the WWII barracks about 7 or 8 years ago.

    Yeah a lot of bases I went to are no longer there. I wonder what happened to Mare Island Shipyard now, that some prime real estate.
  17. #97
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by jerryb Yeah a lot of bases I went to are no longer there. I wonder what happened to Mare Island Shipyard now, that some prime real estate.

    We were the last cycle to do BCT in the wood barracks at sill. We were right next to the beautiful new raised two story brick and tile barracks with central air. We even got to watch, during the last two weeks of our cycle, as the next cycle occupied them from our bug infested wooden hell holes in a heat wave that summer.
  18. #98
    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jerryb Yeah a lot of bases I went to are no longer there. I wonder what happened to Mare Island Shipyard now, that some prime real estate.

    Probably Prime Real Estate however I think it's kind of a pain in the ass getting in and out. the highway I think is sinking. lots of major work needed on that highway 37. most of it is just a levy and I don't think it was designed for that much traffic.
  19. #99
    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    the big news lately is Land being bought up secretly chunks at a time south of Travis AFB

    some rich guy wants to build an entire city that I guess is going to be walled in. a massive gated community but an actual city. the military isn't happy about it.
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Chios Honey the big news lately is Land being bought up secretly chunks at a time south of Travis AFB

    some rich guy wants to build an entire city that I guess is going to be walled in. a massive gated community but an actual city. the military isn't happy about it.

    shut up
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