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  1. i miss golllum.

    that spic was funny.
  2. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    He doesn't miss u lol
  3. Originally posted by MuscleStud69 He doesn't miss u lol

    i dont expect a lol cow to miss its butcher
  4. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i dont expect a lol cow to miss its butcher

    Lolcows are milked. Mongoloid retort failure^
  5. Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Lolcows are milked. Mongoloid retort failure^

    not those that are out of milk.

    or lols.
  6. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny not those that are out of milk.

    or lols.

    Mongoloids were just jacking off horses thinking it was milking cows tbh
  7. Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Mongoloids were just jacking off horses thinking it was milking cows tbh

    Male humans are milked to this very day.
  8. Kafka sweaty
    I'd probably go with the power to be in two places at once maybe by manifesting it.
  9. Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Mongoloids were just jacking off horses thinking it was milking cows tbh

    dalit be done having lots of queer thoughts
  10. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny dalit be done having lots of queer thoughts

    Mongo thinking beastiality isn't the issue^ lul
  11. Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Mongo thinking beastiality isn't the issue^ lul

    homoneanderthal confirmed
  12. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny homoneanderthal confirmed

    Beastial mongoloid horsejackoffer^
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Horse Fucker Man

    He can turn anyone he wants into a horse and then fuck them, or he can turn himself into a horse and fuck whoever he wants, or he can just make himself and everyone else horses and incite a horse orgy.
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  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Lolcows are milked. Mongoloid retort failure^

    Steer are butchered
  15. captain chave a pizza
    he is 250 pounds and can shoot BBQ sauce out of his eyes and make girls fall in love with them befre he card crushestheir hart

    in the end , he just wanted a 20 out of her purse for a pizza

    Villain you say? No..... He is an example we should all follow
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  16. DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Squad Squirrel

    A single quantum squirrel who can explore all possibilities at once and is capable of acting like virtually infinite squirrels at once.

    In the bustling metropolis of Nutropolis, nestled within the sprawling branches of the Great Oak, lived Squad Squirrel, a quantum squirrel unlike any other. Squad Squirrel was not your ordinary city park squirrel; he possessed a unique ability that allowed him to exist in multiple states simultaneously, exploring every possible outcome of his actions in real-time. This made him an extraordinarily effective problem solver, adventurer, and occasionally, a mischievous trickster.

    One bright morning, the peace of Nutropolis was disturbed by an alarming news: the Golden Acorn, a legendary artifact that guaranteed a bountiful harvest for the year, was missing. Without it, the Great Oak's vast community would struggle to gather enough food before winter. The mayor, a wise old tortoise named Sheldon, called upon Squad Squirrel, knowing only he, with his quantum capabilities, could solve this mystery swiftly.

    Squad Squirrel, eager to help, split his consciousness into countless versions of himself, each taking a different path through the city. Some scoured the upper branches, where the winds whispered secrets of the forest; others dived into the bustling marketplaces, sniffing out clues amidst the chaos; yet others infiltrated the underground networks of the moles and voles, where whispers traveled fast and furiously.

    As the investigation deepened, one of the Squad Squirrel's quantum selves noticed a peculiar pattern—a trail of shimmering particles only visible in the ultraviolet spectrum, a spectrum one of his selves could see. Following this trail led him to a forgotten burrow on the outskirts of Nutropolis. Inside, he found a family of magpies hoarding shiny objects, among them the gleaming Golden Acorn.

    But retrieving the acorn was not as straightforward. The magpies, proud and clever, demanded a trade. Squad Squirrel, with his infinite perspectives, quickly devised a plan. He split into multiple forms again, each tasked with finding the perfect items to appeal to the magpies' love for all things shiny and rare.

    Some of his forms returned with glistening bits of broken glass polished to look like diamonds, others with strips of foil twisted into enchanting shapes. Amused and satisfied with the trinkets, the magpies agreed to the trade. The Golden Acorn was returned to the Great Oak, where Mayor Sheldon placed it back at the heart of the city.

    With the crisis averted, the citizens of Nutropolis celebrated Squad Squirrel's success. He had not only saved the day but had done so with flair and creativity, proving once again why he was their most cherished hero.

    As night fell over Nutropolis, Squad Squirrel reassembled into his single form, tired yet fulfilled. He looked out over the city he loved, a faint smile crossing his whiskered face as he pondered the infinite possibilities of tomorrow. Thus, the tale of Squad Squirrel's adventure spread far and wide, a story of a single squirrel who could be many, whose courage and cleverness ensured that Nutropolis never ran out of hope or nuts.
  17. Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Idaho Deadpool with a PI license
  18. Buttcheek Man, able to create nuclear blasts by clapping his butt cheeks together to flatten trees, buildings, and even entire cities.
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