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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I cut off giving pills to my ex and threatened people who gave them to her but she was a palliative CCA and would steal opiates from her clients. Nobody gonna stop using/drinking until they're ready to so just tell her gtfo and write her off until she gets help. It's definitely the best thing, especially since she's lying and in denial. Who gives a fuck, literally get her gone or you're just being manipulated and enabling
  2. Id either go full Requiem for a Dream and throw myself into being a huge alcoholic with her, or id have to assess what i get out of the relationship n likely make her get gone
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  3. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive Hey, hypothetical question: imagine if your long time romantic partner was an awful alcoholic who is a real piece of shit when deunk. But you like to drink. But you don't because of her alcoholism. But her alcoholism makes her sneak out to drink like a degenerate and hide booze in her box of period pads and other shit like that, then tells cockamamie lies about it when confronted so now you're the only one not drinking, and they're being shitty anyway and you're just having a confrontation with a drunk lying retard.

    What would you do? Hypothetical question.

    Stop reading my diary
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I can't wait til spring, maybe I'll feel less consistently depressed
  5. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I can't wait til spring, maybe I'll feel less consistently depressed

    Yeah I hate the melancholy that comes with Winter.
  6. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo I can't wait til spring, maybe I'll feel less consistently depressed

    You won't because the reason you're depressed is because you're a weak person who leads an unsatisfactory and degenerate lifestyle.
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive You won't because the reason you're depressed is because you're a weak person who leads an unsatisfactory and degenerate lifestyle.

    The only thing that is true is that life is unsatisfactory but mine isn't really bad and there are definitely satisfying aspects to mine, including things that ar3 definitely not present in yours. I don't think external stimuli has much of an effect on my depression other than seasons. Always been depressed in winter as a kid for a lot of reasons.
  8. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo The only thing that is true is that life is unsatisfactory but mine isn't really bad and there are definitely satisfying aspects to mine, including things that ar3 definitely not present in yours. I don't think external stimuli has much of an effect on my depression other than seasons. Always been depressed in winter as a kid for a lot of reasons.

    Sounds like you have always suffered from Failure-Affective Gastritis (or FAG for short) because your life is shit and you are a failure at it.
  9. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Im jealous of that djde im drunk but not that drunk

    Yeah man alcohol poisoning and drinking until you puke is super cool
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sometimes I'll go the bar, find a girl ' has the same disease as me, and fuck her.
  11. Originally posted by Solstice Yeah man alcohol poisoning and drinking until you puke is super cool

    Not cool just pleasant to be not conscious. I mean id just take a long nap but i cant sleep more than a couple hrs at a time
  12. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive Hey, hypothetical question: imagine if your long time romantic partner was an awful alcoholic who is a real piece of shit when deunk. But you like to drink. But you don't because of her alcoholism. But her alcoholism makes her sneak out to drink like a degenerate and hide booze in her box of period pads and other shit like that, then tells cockamamie lies about it when confronted so now you're the only one not drinking, and they're being shitty anyway and you're just having a confrontation with a drunk lying retard.

    What would you do? Hypothetical question.

    Invest heavily in liquor and a padlock for the cupboard.
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I wonder if I inject kale and spinach smoothies if I'll undo any damage I've done to myself
  14. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo I wonder if I inject kale and spinach smoothies if I'll undo any damage I've done to myself

    You won't, you're beyond repair. You should junk yourself.
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive You won't, you're beyond repair. You should junk yourself.

    How would you describe your mental health?
  16. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo How would you describe your mental health?

    Pretty great actually
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I aM nEuRoDiVeRgEnT tHaNk YoU
  18. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Mentally gay
  19. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I hate having free time and just lying on my bed. Rather than doing something good I just opt to watch shit on Youtube.

    Then I complain I don't do enough.

    Gay.
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah I should do something productive but I'm probably not going to.

    Life is weird. What the fuck do normal people do all day long when they're not working?

    I'm gonna tape a bunch of notes to my building entrance that say random shit about random people like "just so everyone knows, the dude in 22A literally eats his own feces. I saw him doing it." Or 'ATTENTION: the couple in apartment 8 havent showered in over 5 months. I know this because I'm the maintenance man and forgot to fix it 5 months ago.'
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