The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2022-02-24 at 4:30 AM UTC

   #8201
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Nig me once, shame on you. reneg on me and double shame on you
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2. 2022-02-24 at 4:43 AM UTC

   #8202
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   what a renegger
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   • SEGA Nigga Drive
3. 2022-02-25 at 4:04 PM UTC

   #8203
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
   Going bowling tonight then off for a Chinese. Chilled night with a film and Nintendo Switch.
   
   Sober lyfe 'yo.
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4. 2022-02-25 at 4:06 PM UTC

   #8204
   

   SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
   Whaddaya playin
5. 2022-02-25 at 4:07 PM UTC

   #8205
   

   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
   Today's the last day I'm using THC before quitting again for my ketamine treatments so I'm going to get stoned and play Elden Ring all day.
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6. 2022-02-25 at 4:17 PM UTC

   #8206
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Solstice Today's the last day I'm using THC before quitting again for my ketamine treatments so I'm going to get stoned and play Elden Ring all day.

   
   Definitely gonna be interested to hear how that goes. When do you formally start the treatment and how often is it?
7. 2022-02-25 at 4:22 PM UTC

   #8207
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Dis bish been up 3 days and I said when I'm up that long thr walls start talking and she said "ya the walls do talk 👄 " and I said don't listen to them and she said "don't tell me what to do" like feminism has gone too far dese bishes listening to walls and shit instead of benevolent and heavily armed males
8. 2022-02-25 at 4:22 PM UTC

   #8208
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

   Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive Whaddaya playin

   
   She has Smash Bro's but I much preferred the Game Cube version. I'm tempted to buy one.
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9. 2022-02-25 at 4:23 PM UTC

   #8209
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Strangely, Bernie sanders was a consultant on elden ring
10. 2022-02-25 at 4:27 PM UTC

    #8210
    

    frala Avant garde shartist

    Originally posted by Sudo Dis bish been up 3 days and I said when I'm up that long thr walls start talking and she said "ya the walls do talk 👄 " and I said don't listen to them and she said "don't tell me what to do" like feminism has gone too far dese bishes listening to walls and shit instead of benevolent and heavily armed males

    
    I hate to tell you this, but...the walls are female.
11. 2022-02-25 at 4:33 PM UTC

    #8211
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by frala I hate to tell you this, but…the walls are female.

    
    Fuck I'm in trouble they've seen me do some very misogynistic things
12. 2022-02-25 at 4:34 PM UTC

    #8212
    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by Sudo Fuck I'm in trouble they've seen me do some very misogynistic things

    
    Fym
13. 2022-02-25 at 4:43 PM UTC

    #8213
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kafka Fym

    
    You upto much this weekend Kafka?
14. 2022-02-25 at 4:44 PM UTC

    #8214
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Kafka Fym

    
    If the walls were watching you and became chatty would they frame you in the best light?
15. 2022-02-25 at 4:47 PM UTC

    #8215
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "The pipes...have ears."
    
    -Mylo from Saved By the Bell: The Younger Years
16. 2022-02-25 at 4:57 PM UTC

    #8216
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by mmQ "The pipes…have ears."
    
    -Mylo from Saved By the Bell: The Younger Years

    
    Was milo the weird magician?
17. 2022-02-25 at 5:05 PM UTC

    #8217
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Sudo Was milo the weird magician?

    
    No that was Max. Mylo was from the early seasons. He was a very minor character as the school maintenance supervisor.
18. 2022-02-25 at 5:09 PM UTC

    #8218
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Remember "the new class?" I remember watching one episode as a kid then shot my TV like Elvis with a nerf gun
19. 2022-02-25 at 5:17 PM UTC

    #8219
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yuck. I forgot that had ever existed, and now I am filled with a seething RAGE and I'm going to smash and break an arbitrary number of items in my home until it is sufficiently quelled.
    
    I WILL FUCK A RANDOM HOLE, IF NEED BE.
    
    Something something a thousand suns and the gusts of a thousand winds
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20. 2022-02-25 at 5:19 PM UTC

    #8220
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Going to give my Mother a slice of this space cake, I'll save mine till tomorrow. One slice put me to bed so I hope she likes it.
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